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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 3h

Then the people that be enabling that shit piss me off even more. "Thats just how they are" "They cool when you get to know them" "They just joking" Having to be a disclaimer for your friend seems draining as hell.l

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 9h

Im trine get one of them custom bowling shirts with "Westside Poseidon" on the back

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Resident Evil only an hour and a half? I don't know why I assumed it would be two whole hours

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Technical Fy-el @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Men are bigger groupies than women will ever be.

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Playing stupid games and now he won't be playing GTA 6

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Umm, thats what you get for using an AI assistant?

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nigga shaped like BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo

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Phat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026

“Yo Black Twitter is on Threads” Bruh, you’re 36 🫩

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Im sorry, are the Bears being coached by Bugs Bunny?

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I dont think people fully appreciate how cold it is that Tyler Loop hit a game winning, 50+ yard kick in the first NFL game in Brazil at a historic futbol stadium and then hit the Ronaldo celebration

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Season 4 of Reacher cant start this early

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maura johnston @maura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

one of my favorite wrestlers ever. this is fucking devastating,

aew produced memorial graphic for the wrestler pac

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ay they in Brazil vogueing and playing drum machines on chicks asses during the halftime show

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have to say from experience, baptists do NOT like it when you call god a r*p*st

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Demi @demi0186.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026

everyone needs to dance more. that's the fuckin problem with the world.

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AuDHDreadPirateRoberts 🇯🇲🇧🇧🪮♾️🕋 (Not quite a Bluesky elder) @audhdeepdive.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026

"One of the most successful psyops is convincing people that marginalized people are annoying - because once someone’s suffering annoys you, abandoning them starts to feel righteous."

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Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We have had less recalls this year compared to previous. The related foodborne illness have been more severe (geographical spread, cases, etc.)

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

BELLE, fully within earshot of everybody: 🎶 there goes the stupid fucking mongrel baker / selling his nasty fucking bread 🎶

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So I like how they just shoehorned a mercenary in there

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"If you see da police: Krusty Krab" is fucking sending me

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Maybe this dynamic works for them 🤷🏾‍♂️" Not for long!

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Playa playa from the Himalayas @acloudinthesky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

AND GOT ITTTTTT!!!!!

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Me trying Zaxbys and Jack In The Box 😭😭😭

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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 22/09/2026

Silent Hill Nurse Fired After Hospital Discovers Her OnlyFans Page buff.ly/0YtunfD

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If we're not talking about f*********g klan rallies and Proud Boy marches, I cant really think of a solution to the lynching thing 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is literally the best case scenario of trump being alive and president right now

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Boute-en-Train @cookiebitz5.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026

my son really just be putting anything on his feet and i just have to stand there like

static.klipy.com

Crying Happy Meme

Alt: Crying face under Happy mask Meme

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Elephants be moving like the Italian mafia

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Its just nice to know someone is saying this type of shit to his face and of course its a black woman

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Diagnose the entire cast of Martin fr

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I cant tell whether this is an inability to read the room or if the room is being read and they're planning a new layout

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Unpopular Opinion, but I prefer Fake Islander Drake to any other Drake form besides 96 Acura drug dealer rap Drake

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Between how the welding career is going and being the resident bard for a nerdy burlesque troupe, I'd say yes

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

He saw Ms. Rachel chime in and started sweating bullets

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Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“What are your thoughts on xyz?” I have exactly zero thoughts on that.

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

With blood still wet on the streets, this is the question you pull from your heart to ask your sisters

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Winston Duke is unfair. Women saw his thighs in the first black panther and were calling him M'Bakshots

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Al Shipley @alshipley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

people act like they're so worried about communism becoming a more popular idea but we're really 2 or 3 more extreme accelerations of inflation away from people just going back to the barter system

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John Breen @breen.tech · 14/09/2026

Almost like casual transphobia and ableism are often predictors of other bad behavior

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Molly White @molly.wiki · 14/09/2026

the mold whispering into JK Rowling's subconscious: "you should put on your website a list of every mean thing you think anyone's ever said about you just in case someone doesn't know you're in the Epstein files"

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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Me going to Avengers: Doomsday only specifically to see if they make an MF DOOM reference

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Tough Guy Look Around

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