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Sammy Salamander

@actnbstrd.bsky.social
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Playing stupid games and now he won't be playing GTA 6
Old white man in prayer
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm just as white as that Mona Losa
I'm just as black as my cousin Keisha
I'm biracial so bye Felicia
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Welding
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I forget to share shit that brings me joy on here because y'all don't care about me but I had a fun weekend
A bunch of beautiful peopleRedrum as a Fallout Ghoul with the radioactive meatGhula Mortisse and Chrissy Bunz in a very provocative Star Wars performanceMama Pipe stealing my cardiovascular system as Miss Frizzle
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sent my wife a picture of a gentleman in a suit about elbow length. She replies with a question mark before I send the full picture revealing a short sleeve suit jacket.  She replies

"No. Take It Back."
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Old head was listening to AI country music in the aldi line
Disgruntled puppers
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Damn, the word Panda just like me fr
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I gotta point at the sign
IM A SWITCH NOT A SUBMISSIVE 
DO NOT ASK ME TO LICK NO FUCKING SHOE
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I WEAR COOGI DOWN TO THE SOCKS RINGS AND WATCH FILLED WITH ROCKS
Guy yelling at his brother about how Glenda was a witch
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Its a new season of Hoochie Daddies!
Meek Mill and a rotund fellow delightfully heading toward something
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This episode of television should be in the African American Library of Congress
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My coincedental choice in socks appreciates this so much
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That "where's my period" to "my period just came" adrenaline dump
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So. . . I've watched 4 episodes of this. . .
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Indubitably
Zion Williamson in a custom-made "I'm definitely tricking" anime fit
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Baltimore Banner is the Baltimore Sun for people that have "Baltimore, its more than murder here" stickers
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
ALL BLACK COPS ARE PORCH MONKEYS/HOUSE NIGGAS
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Me when a woman make me cry laughing
AS A REWARD I SHALL GIVE YOU MY SEED
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Since me and my wife liked Poor Things and Bugonia by Yorgos Lanthimos, we decided to watch Kinds of Kindness. Most of the movie I've spent going like this
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The algorithm did that thing it does
"Men aren't allowed to be hyperbolic about women dying, sorry. Y'all murdering us for far less than not being affectionate. . .. 

Express that sentiment differently please thanks." 

Followed by a tweet featuring a video about a 13 year old boy shooting a 14 year old girl in the head after an argument
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Okay so this is completely unlike me on a Thursday morning but . . . Source?
Michael B. Jordan looking like somebody said something unfunny
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'd crack that shell
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
On the cheek???
Troubled chihuahua
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Like omg look at this face, dug
Willow Nightingale, the p4p cutest wrestler of all time
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
That boy is Waynehead colored
The little African-American Knightling
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
*plays the knightling for 1 hour* "Are these black people"
Rashad Stark with a cheeky look on his cheeky face
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Nvm
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"So fucking blessed to know you! You are like some kind of crazy sex wizard. Or demon sex wizard (and your wife is smokin hot too!)"
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Once you look past the human simulacrums, you can see one of the tires in the back is sideways
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Yeah, man, me too, like shit, dug
How I look when I finish paying bills and commitments
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Me: We're finally about to get this Akeria vs Silky lipsync! Joey Jay:
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I dont request but I wont protest
Zack Fox in a top hat looking like he's waiting for the fake cigarette he gave you to explode
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Chowder holding a golden book that says COMEDY GOLD
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A penis telling itself to calm down
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Never gonnba forget that I called out the air quality discrepancies in west baltimore and purple air suddenly stopped posting stats for my area ever since
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
DW feeling the rain on her skin
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Me waiting for the heat stroke announcements
Nathan Lane after a performance of Angels in America in 2018
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
How a 1/2 day followed by 4 day weekend followed by 3 day work week got my old ass feeling
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My skyline for the past two days
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