Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Surprised they didnt lean into it with the advertising "Real diggers only" "Digger in Paris" "Can a digger borrow a pencil?" 100
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Call me reading too much into it, but having a movie full of a white people with title that rhymes with a much, much maligned racial slur probably didn't help. But thats me. 100
Reposted by Sammy SalamanderDanielle Lalonders @dlalonders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026anyways we must uplift tinashe youtu.be/iAqU_GMzBVo?...youtu.beTinashe - Cloud 9 [Official Audio]YouTube video by Tinashe 38225
Reposted by Sammy SalamanderWat @a-wat.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026Having a woman that loves you and giving that up because you want to find more women that like you is the dumbest thing ever. You already won dawg. 212154
Reposted by Sammy SalamanderWat @a-wat.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026But what it really comes down to is love demands a level of responsibility that like doesn’t require. Many men make the mistake of living in a cycle of like to avoid the work required to experience the joy of love. 38747
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Imagine seeing Hal 9000 and thinking "we need a couple thousand of those" 020
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Its not like a fucking half-century of science fiction did not openly predict this. 140
Reposted by Sammy Salamanderheld steady @heldsteady.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not very libertarian to be this bad at picking up an 8 year old. 251132142
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If me and my wife get a divorce, we're announcing with a short Wes Anderson style film and thats it 000
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comPtdr: Drôle de moueAlt: Battle rapper Conceited shaking his head in belief 030
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Then the people that be enabling that shit piss me off even more. "Thats just how they are" "They cool when you get to know them" "They just joking" Having to be a disclaimer for your friend seems draining as hell.l 020
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026California, Florida, Michigan, Nevada #SavedYouAClick 000
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Im trine get one of them custom bowling shirts with "Westside Poseidon" on the back 010
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Resident Evil only an hour and a half? I don't know why I assumed it would be two whole hours 000
Reposted by Sammy SalamanderTechnical Fy-el @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Men are bigger groupies than women will ever be. 164
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Playing stupid games and now he won't be playing GTA 6 010
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Umm, thats what you get for using an AI assistant? 010
Reposted by Sammy SalamanderPhat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026“Yo Black Twitter is on Threads” Bruh, you’re 36 13319
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Im sorry, are the Bears being coached by Bugs Bunny? 000
Reposted by Sammy SalamanderAsh Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 21685178
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I dont think people fully appreciate how cold it is that Tyler Loop hit a game winning, 50+ yard kick in the first NFL game in Brazil at a historic futbol stadium and then hit the Ronaldo celebration 010
Reposted by Sammy Salamandermaura johnston @maura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026one of my favorite wrestlers ever. this is fucking devastating, 6527
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This what they was acting like the Bad Bunny halftime was. Like, them fellas is blatantly butch queen 000
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ay they in Brazil vogueing and playing drum machines on chicks asses during the halftime show 100
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have to say from experience, baptists do NOT like it when you call god a r*p*st 020
Reposted by Sammy SalamanderDemi @demi0186.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026everyone needs to dance more. that's the fuckin problem with the world. 16736
Reposted by Sammy SalamanderAuDHDreadPirateRoberts 🇯🇲🇧🇧🪮♾️🕋 (Not quite a Bluesky elder) @audhdeepdive.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026"One of the most successful psyops is convincing people that marginalized people are annoying - because once someone’s suffering annoys you, abandoning them starts to feel righteous." 05531
Reposted by Sammy SalamanderSbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We have had less recalls this year compared to previous. The related foodborne illness have been more severe (geographical spread, cases, etc.) 143
Reposted by Sammy Salamanderrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026BELLE, fully within earshot of everybody: 🎶 there goes the stupid fucking mongrel baker / selling his nasty fucking bread 🎶 742833
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So I like how they just shoehorned a mercenary in there 020
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"If you see da police: Krusty Krab" is fucking sending me 040
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The only context I can imagine it being okay to not assist a loved one carrying 5 boxes and a toddler is if you're like, on fire? Made of scorpions? 000
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Maybe this dynamic works for them 🤷🏾♂️" Not for long! 100
Reposted by Sammy SalamanderPlaya playa from the Himalayas @acloudinthesky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026AND GOT ITTTTTT!!!!! 33116
Reposted by Sammy SalamanderGG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 22/09/2026Silent Hill Nurse Fired After Hospital Discovers Her OnlyFans Page buff.ly/0YtunfD 05512
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If we're not talking about f*********g klan rallies and Proud Boy marches, I cant really think of a solution to the lynching thing 🤷🏾♂️ 000
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is literally the best case scenario of trump being alive and president right now 000
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026There are many stories of artists holding out on their own management team over moral standards, so playing the "the promoters made me do it" card as a grown, wealthy adult just makes it more pathetic. 120
Reposted by Sammy SalamanderBoute-en-Train @cookiebitz5.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026my son really just be putting anything on his feet and i just have to stand there likestatic.klipy.comCrying Happy MemeAlt: Crying face under Happy mask Meme 061
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sooooo what exactly do white Americans consider Jim Crow 080
Sammy Salamander @actnbstrd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comBalatro: Jester's DanceALT: Balatro: Jester's Dance 000
