Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Was the Penn State foot across the center line? 100
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Maybe just use a human brain in the process? 100
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 20/07/2026How about "what are you afraid will happen if you answer the question truthfully?" And a follow-up "If you are so afraid of Donald Trump saying mean things to you, how are you going to act when you face a real problem?" 000
Reposted by Alan ChristensenMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Perfect campaign ad for the upcoming Midterms. 👌 15033354611964
Reposted by Alan ChristensenMolecular Biology and Evolution @molbioevol.bsky.social · 30/04/2026@lfceriotti.bsky.social et al. investigate the rewiring of organellar translation in the holoparasitic Balanophoraceae, revealing extreme changes in the anciently conserved machinery of plant organellar translation. 🔗 doi.org/10.1093/molbev/msag077 #evobio #molbio #PlantSky 166
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 27/04/2026The top officials who were targets offer thoughts and prayers to school children and insist that "This is not the time to discuss gun control." Treat them the same way. No ballroom bs. 010
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Congress needs to stop asking them who won the election - they expect that question and practice dissembling and evading it. They should instead ask something that gets to the heart of the matter: "What are you afraid will happen if you tell the truth and admit that Trump lost the 2020 election?" 030
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 22/04/2026They should stop asking this question, because the MAGAts all know how to dissemble and evade it. They should instead ask "What are you afraid will happen if you tell the truth that Donald Trump lost the 2020 election?" 000
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 27/03/2026If you believe Iowa only committed one foul in the second half, I've got a bridge to sell you. 020
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 23/03/2026What has Iowa likely learned about shutting down Sandfort from scouting the last two Husker games, and how are the Huskers going to get him open anyway? 010
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Good. Now the press can stop talking about all those past teams, and talk about the one in the present! GBR! 000
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Seems like former Nebraska administrators don't do well when they move up. Graham Spanier didn't work out so well for Penn State, James Moeser presided over an athlete cheating scandal at North Carolina, now this. Makes you say "Hmmmm..." 020
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me a thousand times, I must be Susan Collins and I'm very concerned. 000
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 24/02/2026We need to call him "The Andrew formerly known as Prince." 160
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 22/02/2026The problem is that people who had one really good idea and made a ton of money on it, thinks that every idea they produce is golden forever after. It's kind of like Dunning-Kruger. Too many of them think things like I got rich on software, therefore I'm a brilliant immunologist. 000
Reposted by Alan ChristensenJoshua G. Schraiber @jgschraiber.bsky.social · 25/12/2025This story is absolutely wild. Did you know that avocados change sex over the course of a day? And that it's controlled by a single ancient balanced polymorphism? This is flat our crazy 521377
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 25/12/2025He would pass. He engages in confabulation, so he believes everything he says. 010
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Interesting that an editor persuaded at least a few authors to contribute articles. 100
Reposted by Alan ChristensenAndrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 04/12/2025Musk’s Wealth 2012: $2 billion 2025: $493.8 billion Bezos’ Wealth 2012: $18.4 billion 2025: $240.9 billion Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2012: $17.5 billion 2025: $226.9 billion Federal Minimum Wage 2012: $7.25 2025: $7.25 It’s not the start of an oligarchy. — We’re in the thick of it. 392161971
Reposted by Alan ChristensenJoanna Chustecki @chusteckisci.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Check out the editorial 'Plant Mitochondrial Biology' special issue; home to our paper 'Running on empty: Mitochondria Without DNA Exhibit Differential Motility&Connectivity' @achristensenphd.bsky.social Editorial onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/... Paper onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/... 052
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Maybe they are trying to mislead not the public, but Stephen Miller, to reduce the pressure. 000
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Bergen should be POTY. Anyone who is paying attention would rather have her on their team than, say, Kennedy Martin. 010
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Will this hurt the hitters, in terms of postseason awards? Those seem more likely to go to the stars of one-woman teams where one hitter gets all the kills. 110
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 26/10/2025He doesn't do much thinking, including retrospectively. 000
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 18/10/2025@btn.com the btn+ app is the WORST streaming app ever. Wasting most of yhe first set resetting password, restarting devoces, trying again, getting kicked out just as it is starting. They ought to pay me to subscribe. 000
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Umm. It's a joke. "Because plants are sessile" is a tiring phrase to read (like nobody knows that). Saying they don't have flight as an option is an alternative phrasing that I thought was funny, but your mileage may vary. 000
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 08/10/2025It's a joke. Animals have fight or flight. Plants only have fight or fight. 100
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Like no one knows plants are sessile. Why not use the sentence "Because plants only have a fight or fight response..." 100
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Alexandra Petri leaving was the last straw for me and I cancelled my subscription. 010
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 14/09/2025So is it possible that no matter who is on the floor, there is still a top-25 team on the bench? 020
Reposted by Alan ChristensenJoanna Chustecki @chusteckisci.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Nice to see a small summary of our research findings in the Plantae Research Weekly! ☺️🌱 041
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Wait, I'm confused. Is Nebraska allowed to win a football game by more than 5 points? 000
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Jake Tapper is on it, writing another book about Biden's decline. 000
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 26/08/2025How will opposing coaches game plan for Nebraska? What can they do to stop them? 000
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Maybe tomorrow they could give out earplugs instead of the LED bracelets. 020
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 23/08/2025What I loathed... the AVCA couldn't find someone to run the scoreboard who knew how a hitting percentage is calculated. 120
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Whoever was running the scoreboard did not know how to calculate hitting %. 000
Alan Christensen @achristensenphd.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Instead of stating the obvious fact that plants are sessile, try saying that they only have a "fight or fight" response. 120
