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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 38m

When a MAGAt talks about Civil War you should ask them to clearly articulate how they think that would go down.

Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 48m

I don't own a gun but I damn well know how to shoot. The only reason I don't own one is I don't want the responsibility of having one and I see no reason why I need one in my life right now.

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Every time I see that clip of Susan Dell, I actively have to tell myself that it isn't a Tim Burton film but actual reality.

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't need AI. I just need Word and PowerPoint to stop fucking up formatting when you copy from one to the other.

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I feel like I need to start talking about AI like it is Fight Club. Rule #1: Don't Trust AI The wild amount of professionals I have interacted with that don't seem to understand that is why I know this house of cards is going to fall.

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If Trump was really at Ground Zero we would have known. He wouldn't have shut up about it from day 1 and doubly so on every anniversary.

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It's been kind of a down week with celebrity passings but I am so excited to get this in time for my birthday! Thank you @minakimes.bsky.social for doing this to help raise some money for a young man to go to Yale. I'm excited to have brought pro minigolf to your attention! Putt When Ready!

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

His IHOP bit is one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The Orange One out there continuing his campaign of Making America Dumb. HOMES can't work with "America".

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

We are all Martin Sheen in Two Cathedrals yelling at God right now.

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

And now Optimus Prime? What the fuck universe? Can we get 24 hours off here?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-…

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

There are far, far too many minigolf courses using AI in their advertising as well as tournaments. They all look so generic that my eye glides over them and I take in no information nor can I tell them apart.

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton? Really? Now? Fuck this day.

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I am still very good at minigolf. Not the best yesterday but very good.

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I am going to double down on this and add a New Englander to the bones. There are a couple of places in this country and world that I could see myself living in, but I will die and be buried in sight of a Dunkin.

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Stop giving me more AI Microsoft, just make PPT online work.

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Except the 1 game I see him play last Saturday where he goes 0-5 against the Mets of all teams.

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

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Sean Connery: One Ping Only Please

ALT: Sean Connery: One Ping Only Please

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Co-Pilot: "Hey you should put that email in bullets to make it easier to read." Me looking at the email already in bullets: "Uh, ok." I've found good uses for AI but please don't sell me on the BS you are overselling.

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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Eby: "I feel sorry for Americans. If you can't be friends with Canada, then you almost certainly do not have a friend anywhere in the world. And that is a very lonely place to be." #cdnpoli

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Just like a flock of birds evading a predator...

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

With all the Sam Neill tributes today I have heard the JP theme about a 100 times and it never ceases to hit. John Williams made so many incredible scors that I listen to constantly but JP might be my all time favorite.

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Has anyone ever actually stuck to a file management system on their PC/OneDrive/Google Drive or is it just my unfocused ass that can't follow my own plans?

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Sam Neill was not supposed to be part of the "It comes in 3s" this week.

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Don't often talk politics with my Dad because Trump. But today was kind of amusing when there was a statement about Biden falling asleep and Trump not and me and a family friend (more dad's age) both shouted "Cameras exist" at the same time, to which there was a pivot to some unrelated Biden thing.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I’m still chasing the high of a family dinner at the local Pizza Hut with the sit down Super Mario / Ice Climber table arcade game where my parents let me use my Book It points for a personal pan pepperoni pizza & Pepsi.

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Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Well the things you learn

A screen shot of the "Elite Prospects" website showing Paris Hilton who played ice hockey at the Canterbury School 98/99

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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I think this might be one of the most incredible, unsettling and symbolic photos of today’s America I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop looking at it. From Reuters, published on the Guardian website.

Lightning strikes behind the illuminated Washington Monument, as people gather to watch 250th anniversary fireworks.
Photograph: Nathan Howard/Reuters

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

If you were cool with this, you can shove that "Happy Independence Day" up your ass.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 04/07/2026

Happy 250, America! The country may be far from perfect, but that’s exactly the reminder that our work is never finished. It will always be worth fighting for. And we will never give up on the values and principles that truly make this country great. Happy 4th 🇺🇸

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Instead of posting AI slop with a flag and eagle, I actually made a reel of me reading the Declaration of Independence. Am I better than MAGA? Well yeah of course.

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

for those too young to remember: thirty years ago today, space aliens arrived on Earth and destroyed most of human civilization, before being defeated two days later by Jeff Goldblum uploading malware to their mothership’s hard drive using a Windows 95 laptop

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Guess who isn’t going to check your kids genitals if they want to play - the competitive minigolf organization the American Minigolf Alliance.

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I have been to minigolf tournaments with larger crowds.

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Let's go a step further and say they shouldn't be anywhere. Full stop.

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Pat "The Putting Penguin" @accountingninja.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

My biggest points against him with others, so as not to entrench them immediately in defending their politics, has been this. He is just awful as a public persona. I wasn't on board with all of Obamas plans but damn the man could orate at least.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Face it, Donny. The world leaders are literally turning their backs on you. Nobody likes you. Not even a little. 😂

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Luke Russell @lukerussell.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Motherfucker can't even win a war against algae.

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