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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 18m
I have my own fridge. My roommate at the other place ate my food all the time because he said it was his fridge
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 48m
I can't remember what leaked last time this happened but I know it's not the first time
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 57m
Bullet control is an all time joke
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 3h
Fiery eyes. Cock like a racehorse. Pure macho energy
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Voices from the Left Podcast 🌹 @dystopiangrift.bsky.social · 4h
@aaron.bsky.team you’re not good at your job
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Boating Accident (Wilson in Cast Away)
The point of Bluesky was to give you power to run your own moderation, manage higher levels of safety in your own communities, create your own labellers. You disagree with my decisions and that's fine! There's other providers out there like blacksky or northsky and they keep growing. 5/6 5/6 12:47 AM • Oct 1, 2026
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 5h
Haram
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 6h
Curtis Sliwa with speech bubble coming out of him
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 6h
Heard that Texas song at the gas station. It's bad but now I'm culturally well rounded
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 6h
I watched this in jail. His writing style is outdated but it helped me appreciate what he did youtu.be/17-8tXDEeWs?...
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Chris Claremont's X-Men | FULL MOVIE | Chris Claremont, Rob Liefeld | Comic Books Documentary
YouTube video by Shout! Studios
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 7h
This woman has had no life since she was 18 and the courts are still not satisfied and to what end
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 7h
shows that's all this is about vengeance. Jails are not rehabilitation or deterrent, they're revenge
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 7h
Oreo Speedwagon
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 9h
Been to multiple grocery stores looking for those horrible cookies people keep posting
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 10h
How's that work? State mandated gam gam time?
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
gently, with great love, shut the fuck up
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 11h
Butter M&Ms
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 11h
This will help me eat butter on the go
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 12h
Magneto
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 12h
Hal fucked an alien who was like 14. That's not a joke
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 20h
How's he fill an audience? He's gotta get no reaction multiple times an episode. I've seen him get mad at the audience for not laughing
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 20h
Getting $5 from Tom just for telling him I'm white
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 21h
"Taylor trying to come up with an analogy–" Oh no!
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 23h
This is the solution to a Resident Evil puzzle
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 23h
You cannot enjoy warmth in the heat and that's why cold weather is best
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The same as the above picture but I added some movie poster bells and whistles. It's now "ERNEST GOES TO HELL" and it's got a quote from Roger Ebert who calls it "RELENTLESS!"
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 23h
Exactly
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Coming to view the work cafeteria like the gruel from when Homer joined a cult
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 04/10/2026
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Burton Batman would have done that
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's funny he thinks it's a good look to get hammered on the pod. Not funny haha. Funny embarrassing h
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I watched the ABC show and I think at this point I understand his politics are just a superiority complex
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pretty fly for a wife guy
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He sneers like this during every sentence
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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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3 caffeinations deep in yerbadom (On Hiatus) @revolverunit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The year is 2036, I'm adjusting my Meta surveillance glasses as I'm standing on the set as the assistant AI wrangler (my HoD is an AI that gets paid more than me) of Palantir Presents: Star Wars Episode XII. I get paid in company crypto scrip. I can only spend it at X: The Everything Store.
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't think I'd have the balls to smoke cigarettes in the high school bathroom today. They'll throw you in supermax for that now
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think about flying pig a lot
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thinking Ross would be a good place to get something then getting to Ross and wondering what the fuck that place is supposed to be
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It would be harder and cost more to resize. A jeweler probably knows a way to get the size.
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not every design is easily resized though
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Buy it too big and a jeweler can resize it easily
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So true
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The first move for Skydance after the merger announcement: fire the studio executives who brought in One Battle After Another and Sinners.
hollywoodreporter.com
Michael De Luca, Pamela Abdy Out at Warner Bros.
The news comes as Paramount Skydance is readying to finalize its deal for the legacy studio.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cincinnati Zoo posted Rose, the screaming hairy armadillo
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To Valhalla
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got another one
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have to make more of these and you reminded me
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