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THE Burger King

@aburgeraday.bsky.social
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Semi-talented mimic. That cargo space guy.

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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
An Icelandic Sheepdog standing over a red rubber bone, waiting to play.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It turned from powder to sleet here in Baltimore maybe 2 hours ago after about 8 hours of snowfall. Both the snow and sleet are doing the same thing, producing this disparate buildup on my deck and deck furniture.
Snow and sleet accumulation which varies greatly between deck boards and the flat surfaces of deck furniture.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
New Year's Resolution
A Google Calendar task titled "Make Fetch Happen". The task is set for all-day Thursday, January 1, 2026 and repeats every day.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Unsolicited Bic pic.
A hand is holding a lit Bic lighter.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Didn't even get to see a feed before @jcsalterego.bsky.social was all in my face when I opened the app this morning.
Screenshot of Bluesky new feature notification. The image contains a post from Jerry Chen that reads, "inventing a Saturday that immediately follows monday". Below the image is the following announcement:
Saved Posts
Finally! Keep track of posts that matter to you. Save them to revisit anytime. 
[Close button]
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Some friends of mine were there last week. They advise going stargazing at night as Zion is an International Dark Sky Park and you are there at pretty much the best time.
Screenshot of search results regarding Zion National Park being an International Dark Sky Park, which are parks that offer excellent stargazing opportunities due to minimal light pollution. The text also highlights recommended areas and time of year to go.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
@fleurkenstein.bsky.social Holy crap! Look what I found!
A drawing of fluerkenstein's avi in red ink.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
You're darn right this universe is epic. Epically HOT!
Universal Epic Universe logo.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Rekt.
A question for a product sold on Amazon. The question reads "I see that this offers protection from sun burns. What protection does it offer from the sick burns my coworkers would give me for wearing it?" The answer, provided by a user named Fernando, reads, "The face mask to hide your identity."
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Don't talk to me until I've had my Hoffee.
A coffee mug with a picture of a bare-chested David Hasselhoff playing a lifeguard on Baywatch. The word "HOFF" is emblazoned across the image.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Not my current stock on hand, but typical of my stock on hand.
21 containers of assorted types of mustard.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Who you gonna call?
A cordless phone with the caller ID showing "Peter Venkman 9:40AM Apr. 29".
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
It seems I don't look for—or listen to—music on Spotify much. This is my search history for the last ten months, when I got the phone I'm using.
A Spotify recent searches list. The searches are: XXX soundtrack, Foo Fighters Covers & Medium Rarities, Songs in the Key of X, Songs in the Key of X: Music from and Inspired by The X-Files, and Shōgun (Original Soundtrack)
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
It had better feature the classic Atari/Midway video game Toobin'.
Two players floating down a river on inner tubes in the 1988 videogame Toobin'.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Today's moment of Zen.
View from the middle of Born Free ski run, Vail, Colorado.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
You're welcome
Some middle aged dude holding the fuck on. The dude has a bus emoji over his face.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Roses are red If it squeaks, you should oil it
Man does after running from flaming portable toilet
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Unfortunately, you can only do it for your Discover feed.
Content & Media settings for Bluesky app. The "Enable trending videos in your Discover feed" setting is toggled off.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I will be signing an Executive Order next week ending the ridiculous Biden push for hiring Zennials, who don't work. BACK TO MILLENNIALS!
Truth social post from Donald Trump that reads, "I will be signing an Executive Order next week ending the ridiculous Biden push for Paper Straws, which don't work. BACK TO PLASTIC!"
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
That's okay, Bluesky. I won't be undoing this ever.
Pop-up message that reads: "Hide trending videos? You can update this later from your settings." followed by a highlighted Hide button and a Cancel button.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Fuuuuuuuuuu-
Trending videos section in the search tab that no one asked for.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Does your collection look anything like this?
A media shelving unit with about 700 CDs.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Not enjoying this remake of Billionaire Boys Club.
A bunch of rich assholes that have come to bend the knee at the January 20, 2025 presidential inauguration.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It's inauguration day and I can think of nothing more fitting than to be speeding toward my doom down a mountain on thin sticks in the freezing cold.
Weather forecast for Park City, Utah on January 20, 2025. The current temperature is -2°F with a forecast reading: Partly cloudy -2° / 14° Air quality: 31 - Good.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Wow, for once Google search AI was useful.
Omaha, Nebraska has a reputation for producing a significant number of quality music bands due to a combination of factors including a strong local music scene fostered by the influential Saddle Creek Records label, a relatively low cost of living making it attractive for musicians to live and create there, and a central location that facilitates touring opportunities for bands based in the city; essentially providing a fertile ground for musical talent to flourish. 
Key points about Omaha's music scene:
Saddle Creek Records:
This record label, based in Omaha, has played a pivotal role in launching the careers of many notable bands from the city, significantly elevating its musical profile. 
Affordable living:
Compared to major music hubs like New York or Los Angeles, Omaha offers a lower cost of living, allowing musicians to focus on their craft without the pressure of high expenses. 
Central location:
Omaha's geographic position makes it convenient for bands to tour across the country, increasing their exposure. 
Active live music venues:
The city boasts a variety of music venues, providing spaces for local bands to perform and build a following.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
New Year's Resolution
Daily calendar reminder to make fetch happen.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Kodiak Cakes pancakes with bourbon-barrel aged maple syrup. Fair trade?
Kodiak Cakes pancakes on a blue plate with a bottle of bourbon-barrel aged maple syrup next to the plate.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Icelandic Sheepdog.
An Icelandic Sheepdog with a red rubber bone in his mouth.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Fixed it.
An ad for Twitter's (I'm never calling it X) AI engine, Grok 2. The ad reads, "Create stolen IP images with Grok 2", with "stolen IP" replacing the original word "beautiful".
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I'm seeing the correct time on it. 🤷🏼
Screenshot
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
*lays on horn*
A car with Honk For Flames stenciled on the rear window.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Whoa black Betty
A package of Rambutan fruit.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Everyone was so amazed that they could that no one stopped to ask if they should.
A bag of Trader Joe's Thanksgiving Siding Seasoned Kettle Chips.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Schrödinger's stop.
 Schrödinger's stop - A NO STOPPING sign in the foreground with an arrow pointing in the direction of the STOP sign that is several feet further down the road. WELL? WHICH IS IT?!
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
So that's why my kid hasn't been sleeping.
A child's drawing of a stick monster with about a million eyes and really sharp teeth.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Great to see you here! Here's Loki doing dog stuff.
A dog chewing on a wand, surrounded by the Hogwarts sorting hat and four chew toys that display the house crests of Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff.A dog with a red rubber bone chew toy sticking out of his mouth like a cigar.A dog on a leash standing on some grass in front of an old ambulance.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Good news...
An advertisement that is being flown from the back of an airplane. The ad reads: "Vitamins for your VAGINA. Now at Target."
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
Packages of washer balls.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
WOAH
A photo collage. The image on top is of Neo in the movie The Matrix looking wondrous and saying, "WOAH!" The image on the bottom is of a brick building with "WOAH" in big black letters running down the fireplace smokestack.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
Sorry, folks, I will not be following anyone else.
Screenshot showing that ABurgerADay is following 69 accounts on BlueSky.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
... everything, apparently.
A photo of a pickup truck with its cargo bed stacked high and overflowing with junk. On the tailgate are the words "JESUS SAVES" and "JOHN 3:16".
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Genie: You have one more wish. Me: I wish my car was a Tesla. Genie: Your wish is my command.
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THE Burger King @aburgeraday.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
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