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@absoluteaudacity.bsky.social
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(he/they) Sometimes I write things and people are nice about it archiveofourown.org/users/absolutea…

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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is so cute help
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I needed Alex as Cap so I am writing a short thing
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#rwrb #redwhiteandroyalblue #rwrbsky #fanfic #rwrbfanfic
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"What if I buy bootleg merch and pirate the show" What if you put your head in a toilet and your feet in some mayonnaise jars. What if you roll yourself in bubble wrap and stamps and send yourself to France. What if you have an emotional affair with an assymetrical rock. Lots of things one can do
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
pst bestie what is everyone talking about 👀
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The collared shirt pic is so Alex just started L1 and there's an article about it
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Stop blocking me im hilarious
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gia ✨ @onpurposewrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
just something so ACD America’s sweetheart first son about this shoot
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls: The Limit Does Not Exist!
ALT: Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls: The Limit Does Not Exist!
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yessss bubble baths and rubbing his back and flowers to his office and a cashmere sweater he thought Alex would look nice in and and and
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rewatching the MCU ahead of Doomsday and now I need Alex as Cap.
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle
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Man Teleports in Woods with Blue Beam Effect
ALT: Man Teleports in Woods with Blue Beam Effect
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gia ✨ @onpurposewrites.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I am. artist
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Engagement | M | Complete Academic rivals | Fake dating engagement a. a hostile encounter between forces b. emotional involvement or commitment c. betrothal archiveofourown.org/works/898356... #redwhiteandroyalblue #rwrb #rwrbfic #rwrbfanfic
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Poetry
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you don't like cliffhangers wait until I post the final chap!!
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I just need to edit the final chapter of Engagement one last time and I'll be able to post! Excited to finish this fic, it's been so fun!
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Doritos so my fingers don’t get orange. No weirdos.
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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Cakegate never happened sounds sooo interesting!
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In a timely coincidence, my Quote of the Week on the school notices this week is "Find out who you are and do it on purpose" from the late, great Dolly Parton.
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ikr it's so weird!!
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yes! All the time!
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Engagement | M | WIP Academic rivals | Fake dating engagement a. a hostile encounter between forces b. emotional involvement or commitment c. betrothal archiveofourown.org/works/898356... #redwhiteandroyalblue #rwrb #rwrbfic #rwrbfanfic
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That ending!!!! Also the Tom stuff was scary as because it felt so real 😬
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
(throws spaghetti at the fourth wall)
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
TAYLOR PLEASE
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ohh I might message you when I finish it for discussions!!!
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Any Becky Chambers audiobook if you like sci-fi. Also I'm listening to The Compound by Aisling Rawle at the moment and it's really good
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Chickpeas? I sure hope she does
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I got shut out of my bluesky but I'm back!
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
What if I wrote a short little horny thing where Alex is an underwear model and Henry is a photographer and then they do it?
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
🤝
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This is now extra relevant
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Dani (Stab)bles 🗡️🩸 @danidabbles.rwrb.social · 27/01/2026
don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I'm afraid I might be a little unwell
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nj✨ @anyroomsrio.rwrb.social · 27/01/2026
I NEED TO BE SEDATED
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Everyone say, "Thank you, Lacoste."
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
It's so soft I love it
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
BESTIE A WORD?????
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
It's happened, I'm writing omegaverse fic.
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a bald man with glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me
ALT: a bald man with glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me
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J @loveisindomitable.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
“How many times have you watched that video?” Me: yes
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I AM EMOTIONAL
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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kermit the frog is standing in front of a red curtain .
ALT: kermit the frog is standing in front of a red curtain .
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Me too, it's one of my all time favourites!
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
If you post about how a popular book was fanfiction and act like it's a massive gotcha, you're exposing yourself at the very least as an awful snob. We get it, you don't think highly of fanfiction. Anyway, I block on sight when I see people doing this.
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Truuuuuueeee
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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Dylan @absoluteaudacity.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
If I add a Frasier AU then that would be 10 .........
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