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Heather Stevens

@abrasiveshrub.bsky.social
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They don't call me "good for nothing" for nothing. She/her.

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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
written by an ant
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
the government is releasing wild animals to hunt down green party voters why is nobody talking about this
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
monthly subscription for an annual character assassination
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
is it ok if i smoke
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Sarah, manic pixie dream MILF @goatsarah.org · 29/08/2025
I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
cancelling netflix and taking up money laundering
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
who could have predicted
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
A lovely tangible thing you can do to support families living in poverty in East London: buy an Eid gift for the children supported by @magpieprojectuk.bsky.social. Link to wish list here: tinyurl.com/2w8tuv98
A black and white graphic showing Eid decorations, toy building bricks and a cuddly lion. “The Magpie Project is a charity, based in Newham, supporting mums and under 5s who are at risk of homelessness.
Can you buy a small gift for a child this Eid?
We have put together an Amazon Wishlist of suggested gifts, all under £10
All orders must be placed by the 28th of March
If you have any questions please do not hesitate in getting in contact
Follow the link in our bio to access the wishlist”.
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Rukmini Iyer has recently written two (generous, informative, beautiful) blogposts about her experience being diagnosed with breast cancer when pregnant with her second child. The second — below — is full of exceptional advice for any hospital stay (or for those with a loved one in hospital.)
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Be more Liz
Or why being fabulous helps immensely in hospital
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Rock ‘n’ Roll Book Club @rnrbook-club.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Unmissable: @jnraeside.bsky.social & @robinince.bsky.social discuss darker aspects of the London comedy scene at this special Sunday afternoon event 📕 🎭 Get a ticket here: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/dont-make-...
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
a beautifully curated selection
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
hermes/evri have rebranded again
a photo of a white van that says "JESUS MY DELIVERER HERO & KING" in red text on the side
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
my phone's assumption that it'll be hanging out with me on my birthday doesn't suggest a particularly high opinion of my social life
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
My friend Chelsea said she bet there was a horse within 40 minutes walk of where I live which seemed ambitious because I live in Peckham but I put "horse" into Google Maps and it was all looking good until I got there and learnt that even horses are better at self care than I am
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
accidentally said "the edinburgh fringe is overrun with posh white men" five times in front of a mirror
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
don’t forget to vote everyone!
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
last night i was walking past a park and i could hear a man shouting, and i couldn’t figure out what he was saying but he seemed to be shouting in a very relentless way
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 20/05/2024
was worried i couldn’t tell whether i had fallen into a particularly deep hole of self-loathing or just needed a nap, so am relieved to discover having taken a nice long nap that it was in fact both
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
polling station pep talk
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
responding well to some health news
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
commuter
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
same
screenshot from a hospital email that says “Patients will be contacted via phone or post with an appointment date and time. WE NO LONGER ACCEPT WALK-INS FOR TESTES.”
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
was just walking past the young vic and two people walked past me in the opposite direction and the only snippet of their conversation i heard was “my dad’s friend’s son who is also my agent”, i love art
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
saw this when i was booking some event tickets for work and i can think of people in live entertainment who have done more horrible crimes tbf
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
my flatmate has started some kind of competitive citrus league
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
can you all stop cyberbullying me
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
kelis’s first draft
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
good to keep it all in one place
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
Got trapped in a broken lift at Tamworth station and missed my train while a crowd of angry people formed outside the doors as if I were choosing not to open them, pleased to announce that my curse of being a hapless sitcom character is continuing into 2024
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
proof that hard work pays off
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
had my phone stolen so if any of you need me please contact via carrier pigeon and i'll respond within 90 working days
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
visited a friend in a mental health ward tonight and the first thing they said to me was "someone told me you've been really depressed, are you okay?" and i am very happy to report that i am back to living in a sitcom
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
cried in front of my boss today and now i need to change my name and move country does anybody have any recommendations for either
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
@michaeljdolan.bsky.social can't believe you've made me come here
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Heather Stevens @abrasiveshrub.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
can someone help me block my mum on monzo
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