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A.B. Olson

@abolson.bsky.social
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Childless cat person. Wait, no, not like that. They/Them/Theirs. archiveofourown.org/users/starsarey…

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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I'm still just less than halfway through Ulysses despite being almost 400 pages in.
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a woman in a blue dress making a surprised face
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Lib Tee @libtee.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I wish people would stop asking, "What did you expect?" Or "Why are you surprised?" in regards to the Epstein files. We have a right to be outraged and pissed off.
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Thank you!
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Connor [REDACTED] @connorredacted.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Will someone PLEASE leak the Epstein files?
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
A cover I threw together my damn self for erotica using stock photos and Canva:
Book cover with a shirtless man and the words Ambassador Cobalt's Odyssey by J.V. Kress below the photo
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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a woman with red hair is wearing a suit and tie and holding a microphone .
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
The only thing I have to say about the past couple days is "what the fuck" accompanied by a heavy sigh.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
This year is beginning to seem endless.
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Something tells me they're not going to include the mass animal murder of those opposed to Napoleon's ideology. I don't know why. Maybe because Seth Rogen is voicing him?
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Or bad games that at least don't give money to powerful bigots?
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I think someone missed the point of the original...probably multiple someones.
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
A comeback I was looking forward to about as much as Ned Fulmer's. Which is to say not at all.
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Wow, Elon, you've never been funny in your life, have you?
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
All of Bluesky this morning:
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a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I do not like your AI slop I do not want this worthless glop I do not read its overviews I don't care what Grok says is true I do not like it here nor there I'm tired of it everywhere
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Part of his recommended trip involves going to Liverpool. Not sure what that says.
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
No shade to leeks, I like leeks cooked into things. By itself seems like a lot, though.
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I'm sorry, is the Rick Steves website recommending that I eat a leek by itself as a part of my Wales trip?
A paragraph of text from the Rick Steves travel page on Wales with the phrase "eat a leek" highlighted.
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Mimi @pancakepooch.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 19/11/2025
Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
cinema_nasties 1d
Al defenders are so embarrassing

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All you are saying is that you want to gatekeep creativity. That's not good.

drachelbarr & 20h
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Neuroscientist here... creativity is a process. A process. A FUCKING PROCESS. Not an output.
Nobody is gatekeeping the process - Al simply invites you to skip to the end, to the output. Which, as mentioned, is not creativity.
Nobody cares if the output is aesthetically pleasing, because the process, the act itself, the limitation of a single human mind and the resulting creations that capture that one single inimitable human experience... is what makes a creation worth paying attention
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Me watching Miss Piggy kick his ass
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Hbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
West Yorkshire
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Me if I see one of these
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a cat peeking out from behind a wooden wall with the words u good written on the bottom
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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Man ~ "Shitty dudes are doing shitty dude things" is such an evergreen headline.
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child? (among others)
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I LOVE The Substance to the point of obsession. I can't remember the last time I watched a movie and knew everyone involved was at the top of their game. Directing, cinematography, acting, effects...just phenomenal.
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🏳️‍⚧️ valissa, elvira’s sister @valisdheart.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
i feel like one thing that we should be making abundantly clear from now on is that the majority of anti-trans consent manufacturers are goddamn pedophiles. are you going to believe what a bunch of pedophiles say about us? what does that say about you?
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
*EPSTEIN* knew Trump was bad news and we still couldn't get rid of his ass?
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Ian Potter @ianzpotter.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore.
It happens a lot 'round here.
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Why is the tweet referencing the strongest spices possible? Don't worry about your nutmeg or cloves losing flavor.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 07/11/2025
Folks, if you are hungry, please contact your local Sikh gurdwara. Or just show up for langar, which most gurdwaras do several times a week, for a free meal. Lots also do weekly or monthly drives giving out groceries. No conversion necessary. Feeding anyone who is hungry is a key part of Sikhism.
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Is he saying he's saving us from drowning? He's the reason we're drowning.
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Holy crap I did it #OwainandHenry
Ticket receipt from the Wales Millennium Centre for Owain and Henry
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The Millennium Centre website still has it in 2026, so I'm going based off the original details.
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The website now says it's on stage in 2027, though? That can't be right.
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Not gonna lambaste Sheen for his vegetable peeling, because honestly he's been through enough and it's a learned skill. The lady helping him out was sweet, tho.
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Like, I'm not trying to tell you what to cook, and it genuinely looked like a decent stew. But that ain't chili.
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Watching Michael Sheen cook on Food Fight Club and skipping the Jamie Oliver bits and...is chili a different thing in the UK than it is in the US? Because I wouldn't call what he makes at the beginning chili. Wouldn't put porcini mushrooms in a chili either. Or serve it over brown rice.
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Coloring because I'm still a sick puppy
Partially completed coloring page, features red haired girl peeking from  behind a door, blue and stars surrounding her (The Time Chamber by Daria Song).
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Never have I been more annoyed that there is a Wales, Wisconsin. That's not what I mean, internet!
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
But Mooooom, I wanna eat the bird of prey!
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Longevity well deserved.
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Watched Wolfen (1981) today. Visually gorgeous movie. Not sure about its overall perspective. Also Albert Finney and Diane Venora had friendly chemistry, but not romantic. Wish they'd kept it that way.
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Watched #GrizzlyMan yesterday and I think Timothy Treadwell's attitude is just another flavor of "I should keep a big cat/chimp as a pet, it won't hurt me if it knows me." At least he knew bears belonged in the wild and not his house.
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Yeah, and she did a great job, Post, what's your point?
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Cool, tested positive for COVID.
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I learned today that gorillas sing while they eat and sing louder when it's one of their favorite foods, so excuse me as I sing "PIZZAAAAA this pizza is so GOOOOOOD"
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A.B. Olson @abolson.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Overall concept, then character
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