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@abilzy.bsky.social
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(He, him) 39, fractional executive assistant extraordinaire. 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨🐕🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🌄🎮📽️🎭

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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Employee of the month. ❤️
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Patti Lupone was (unsurprisingly) INCREDIBLE. And my husband is hot AF.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
The Pitt is so, so, so, so goooooooooood. Noah Wyle is incredible. Definitely not a feel good show… but so, so, so, so gooooooooood.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Hi. 😊 #dogs
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
2025 is awesome so far. Colorado closed all Del Tacos “temporarily.” For those of you who don’t know, my middle name is actually “Barstow Del Taco.”
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Snow dawg #dogsofbluesky #snowdog #dogs
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Have you guys been watching The Fall of America? It isn’t a show or a movie.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Yes. This. Correct.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Too many meetings today. #ea #admin #totallyfocused
Gay executive assistant pretending to focus, wearing a blazer to look professional.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Hi Winston.
Adorable dog sprawled on his back awaiting belly rubs.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Effin sweet.
Homosexual takes a sip of a clear cocktail in a tall glass with a look of smug but genuine pride. He is brunette, in his late 30s, aside from his wonky eye and forehead wrinkles appears to be in his mid 30s. His nails look uncommonly well manicured.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I fully launched my business last August. As of this week my books are full and closed. Pretty effin sweet. #chuffed #chuffedaf #cheers #proudofmyself
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
@dansavage.bsky.social @nanatuckit.bsky.social 👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
youtu.be/ajNTIklt8do?... No question
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The Wonders - That Thing You Do
YouTube video by Cowbananas
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Cheers to Sunday. #cheersqueers #friday
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Winston got a stick. #dogsofbluesky #dog
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
🫦 #pizza
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Follow Justin. He’s cool AF.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
What. The. Fuck.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Winston isn’t discussing politics today. #dogs #dog #dogsofbluesky #volumeon
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
About halfway through baking my Bundt for Feast of the Ass, today. Yes. I will post photos of my Bundt. @dansavage.bsky.social #feastoftheass
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Especially if it makes you hate yourself! *looking at you Catholics*
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Oldest selfie on my phone… Circa 2006?
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Straight people, man…
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Are any of us supposed to know people other than Chrishelle and bob?
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Like 79% of this bloke’s posts are funny but that’s pure gold.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Aren’t we all?
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
DEI is not a “benefit.” It is not volunteer work, nor charity. It isn’t a premium expense to make your employees “feel good.” You will either celebrate, appreciate, and cultivate belonging, or your competitors will defeat you with the innovation that comes with investing in DEIB 💅🏼🍔 #deib #dei
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Well… can’t go back to bed even if I wanted to. #cats @catsofbluesky.bsky.social
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
If I know one thing for certain, fidudndmdkdkdkdk #botsofbluesky #bestusernameever
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Every year when I rewatch The Real Housewives of Orange County from season 1 episode 1 to the end of the current season it feels longer and I learn more. #rhoc
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
#wordle Wordle 1,297 3/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I don’t wanna. Anything.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
BWAAHAHA
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Someday the wordle clue is actually gonna be Strep and it’s over for all of you. Wordle 1,296 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #wordle
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Samesies
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Cunty New Years friends.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Indiana Jones is really, really fun.
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Have yous ever heard of a movie called “Die Hard”?
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 17/12/2024
Serious question: Why are white people so afraid of becoming a minority? Does America treat minorities badly or something?
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Winston would like his presents now. #dogsofbluesky
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Ready.
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xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It’s Saturday, better enjoy it cause it'll be Monday in bout 30 minutes
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Professor Davis. #catsofbluesky
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Noelle is one of the best light hearted, fun Christmas movies in a long, long time. Anna Kendrick can do no wrong. I want to be her friend. #annakendrick #noelle
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Winston is ready for the holidays.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Just a few
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Tamale time!!!
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