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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist

@abilzy.bsky.social
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(He, him) 39, fractional executive assistant extraordinaire. 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨🐕🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🌄🎮📽️🎭

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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Employee of the month. ❤️
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Patti Lupone was (unsurprisingly) INCREDIBLE. And my husband is hot AF.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Hi. 😊 #dogs
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
2025 is awesome so far. Colorado closed all Del Tacos “temporarily.” For those of you who don’t know, my middle name is actually “Barstow Del Taco.”
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Snow dawg #dogsofbluesky #snowdog #dogs
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Too many meetings today. #ea #admin #totallyfocused
Gay executive assistant pretending to focus, wearing a blazer to look professional.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Hi Winston.
Adorable dog sprawled on his back awaiting belly rubs.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Effin sweet.
Homosexual takes a sip of a clear cocktail in a tall glass with a look of smug but genuine pride. He is brunette, in his late 30s, aside from his wonky eye and forehead wrinkles appears to be in his mid 30s. His nails look uncommonly well manicured.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
@dansavage.bsky.social @nanatuckit.bsky.social 👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Cheers to Sunday. #cheersqueers #friday
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Winston got a stick. #dogsofbluesky #dog
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
🫦 #pizza
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
What. The. Fuck.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Winston isn’t discussing politics today. #dogs #dog #dogsofbluesky #volumeon
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Oldest selfie on my phone… Circa 2006?
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Well… can’t go back to bed even if I wanted to. #cats @catsofbluesky.bsky.social
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I don’t wanna. Anything.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Cunty New Years friends.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Winston would like his presents now. #dogsofbluesky
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Ready.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Professor Davis. #catsofbluesky
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Winston is ready for the holidays.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Just a few
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Tamale time!!!
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Yup. Still gay 🏳️‍🌈 #spotifywrapped #robyn
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Fk
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
No one ever posts their turkey on social media. 🫦
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Winston says happy thanksgiving.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
#tcgp 7809792796606686
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
7809792796606686
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Ok I’m in. 7809792796606686
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Is is a targeted and vicious personal attack.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Because it MUST come to @bsky.app … search [your first name] glamour shot. #reshare #funnyaf #glamourshot
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
And this #tbt, of COURSE.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Always gotta bring back this CLASSIC #tbt for the season.
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
My (conservative, catholic deacon) cousin just accidentally typed “restraint” instead of “restaurant” in our cousins group chat and this is how I will get kicked out of the group (this year).
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Happy at the Wynn
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Wallace ❤️
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Iggy ❤️
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Professor Davis ❤️
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Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist @abilzy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Winston dog. ❤️
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