xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I am shy at first, then BOOM craziest crackhead energy you've ever seen 000 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 16/01/2025My profile is fake, I’m actually your probation officer. 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Don’t drink with me if you weak cus I don’t stop till the liquor stop me… 000 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 16/01/2025On TikTok scrolling fast and laughing smh ion got much time left 000 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 16/01/2025ion gaf if it’s 6 inna morning if I wanna argue that’s wat tf we gon do 000 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 16/01/2025the fact i rejected napping as a child makes me sick 000 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 16/01/2025If a plan start with “BOOM all we gotta do is “... yall going to jail😭😭 000 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 16/01/2025if i had a brain eating parasite it’d die of starvation fr 000 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I am so over this 7 day free trial of living in Alaska 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 08/01/2025one thing bout me is i always stare back, fk is you lookin at 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Some people are so full of shit you would think they were conceived during anal 000 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 08/01/2025me: *feels an emotion* also me: who the fvck authorized this 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 01/01/2025if i tell u "i woulda done the same" just know whatever u did was bad cuz im insane 000 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Fuck a kiss. Swing on somebody at midnight. Set the tone. 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I carry around sarcasm like house keys, don’t ask me dumb sht 020 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Idc if the argument was 4weeks ago if I find out new info I'm comin bck for round2 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 28/12/2024drinking water in front of my plants so they remember who the breadwinner is 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Put me in a lie detector & make sure they ask if i care i want yall to see something 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I’m honestly down to do whatever and that’s precisely why my life is so awesome 000 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 28/12/2024i dont wanna end this year on bad terms buy me a redbull and i’ll forgive u 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 28/12/2024me: damn nobody ever calls me someone calling me me: damn wtf you want 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 28/12/2024bro clear out the numbers you left on the microwave 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Her: Say something hot to me in Spanish Me: Jalapeño 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I’ve got that kangaroo in me *jumps into oncoming traffic* 000 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I think I just heard the IRS plug they printer up 😂🙄 000 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 24/12/2024someone asked if i ever shut up so i’d like to address that publicly no, i do not 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 24/12/2024If you had sex this year I'm gonna tell Santa and he's gonna be fuckin pissed 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 21/12/2024u. me. drinking copious amounts of alcohol who’s in 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 21/12/2024I'm not re-fückin wit nobody🤷🏼♂️🙅🏼♂️U must be re-fückin-tarded 000 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 21/12/2024As fast as Christmas came I expect them taxes to do the SAME THING 000 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 21/12/2024me: *finishing my third beer* genie: me: that will be all 020 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 21/12/2024none of my friends are mentally stable but they’re all really pretty and nice.. ✨😂 000 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 21/12/2024me as a lawyer: “now why the fúck would my client do that” 000 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 21/12/2024We Don’t Have To Wait Until January 1st.. F🖕🏼ck Y’all Right Now, TODAY. 000 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 21/12/2024nothing quite like the taste of a redbull after having a redbull 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 21/12/2024I needa new name. I started too much sht with this one 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I've been working on how I react when I feel disrespected, and imma just get an attorney 000 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I firmly believe i’ve made god laugh at least once 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Only amateurs hate Monday, true professionals hate the entire week. 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Can’t believe I missed work tomorrow morning 🤦🏼♂️ thats crazy 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 19/12/2024so broke that Christmas gifts this year lookin like handshakes and a welcoming smile 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 19/12/2024gonna start calling people’s opinion of me “fan theories” 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I always be like “I probably know em by face I ain’t good with names” 😂 010 0
xtashia.bsky.social @xtashia.bsky.social · 19/12/2024“but if the roles were reversed” I don’t care if the rolls were buttered 010 0
