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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 05/10/2026

If I ever decide to do it im going to post something along the lines of "I am NOT suicidal and if I turn up dead, this person did it" and just pick someone to absolutely fuck over

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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Many of our problems will be solved when I perfect my ultimate technique

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 28/09/2026

People who lose a sense will often have one of their other senses gain more acuity to make up for it. Which is why blind people can tell precisely how hungry they are

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 24/09/2026

Fantasy novel: the day that the city of Burgûz was consumed by the Dark Flame would come to be known in the records of the Great Archives as The Collapse Real life: we call it 9/11 because it happened on September 11th

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 12/09/2026

Cyclops but his dick is constantly cumming unless he wears a special ruby quartz condom

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 10/09/2026

We’re both the cucks in the relationship. We both watch one guy jack off

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 29/08/2026

One of your HOMIES is hungry. You can equip your HOMIES with FOOD from the HOMIES menu. Try assigning the BURGER you just purchased to GREGOR.

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mesut-ausil.bsky.social @mesut-ausil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

[Jonah doing stand up] and then there was Covid. Remember Covid ? Yep. This guy remembers Covid. I spent a lot of time inside during Covid. Yeah. Inside a whale!

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 13/08/2026

I keep wondering about this. I know rules aren’t real anymore but Twitch is almost definitionally a website where people display content that neither they nor Twitch has the rights to, so what could they possibly be doing with it

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 12/08/2026

I’m farting and pooping. From my ass hole

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 06/08/2026

Trying out new fetishes like they’re hobbies. “Yeah I’ve been jacking off to popping balloons recently. Don’t know if I’m going to stick with it”

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 28/07/2026

Cuck giving his wife the Heimlich manoeuvre because she’s choking on their bull’s cock. Sorry

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 22/07/2026

Ceci n'est pas un cheeseburger - René Magritteville

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 16/07/2026

Listening to St. Anger, eh

Diablo 4 item randomly named “Awful Snare”

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 08/07/2026

The fellows at the gentlemen’s club were delighted when informed that my spirited wife insists on calling me “father” in our marital bed

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 06/07/2026

Getting charged 150,000 gold because your plan only covers hexes and not curses, and the wizards who abjured you is out of network. Is this even a joke. It’s really just find/replacing words

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 30/06/2026

Wise orangutan carefully assembling Dragunov rifle

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 07/06/2026

The fact that she not only did that but recorded it and posted it shows that we as a society have become too tolerant of yanks

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 07/06/2026

Thanks for correcting the wording on my joke post

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 07/06/2026

“Serving cunt” can mean two things. Either you are dressed very impressively and looking great, or there’s an American in your cafe

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 15/05/2026

List of famous duos that aren’t friends irl: Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman Penn and Teller Key and Peele Siegfried and Roy’s tigers Snap and Crackle are but Pop isn’t

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 14/11/2025

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 29/11/2025

Watching a BangBus video when there’s an audible thump. The video cuts and it goes back to the sex but everyone looks nervous and distant

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 30/04/2026

Sorry I’ve been off this site for a while. I was on a mission to travel to the Voyager 1 probe and add Starlight by the Supermen Lovers to the Golden Record

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 30/03/2026

I hate when I get to work and a bunch of quest markers appear

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 20/03/2026

Hooking my sybian up to a UPS in case of an outage

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 02/03/2026

I don’t consider myself especially greedy, so I don’t see what harm it could do if I delved a little deeper. I don’t think anybody else should though

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 27/02/2026

My entire personal philosophy can be summed up with this tweet and this Brian Eno quote. No punchline

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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 25/02/2026

i think this job has driven him insane but he does make salient points from time to time. credit where credit is due, he can be oddly poignant for such a bizarre man. much love to northernlion

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 18/02/2026

Guy who thinks height differences in relationships are problematic

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 11/02/2026

When I was digitising my music collection and manually entering all the metadata, I copied the title of ODB’s 1999 album from Wikipedia so I wouldn’t have to type it out. That’s called being an ally

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 10/02/2026

Hey, excited to introduce myself. I’m the guy at YouTube who set it up so when you watch a video labelled “Episode 8” the next video to play is “Episode 11.” I get paid $200,000 a year and my children don’t talk to me

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 04/02/2026

This is barely an idea but I keep thinking about a comedy cover act who only performs in bars and just tells other peoples’ jokes

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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 22/01/2026

I have no lore. My backstory is paper thin. My wikia entry is a stub and marked for deletion

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