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Laire Browning

@abelizred.bsky.social
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Former Virginian (RVA), current Washingtonian, future suddenly looking like a fucking nightmare. “When you wake up, wipe the slugs off your face. Be ready for a new day!”

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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Horror Queers @horrorqueers.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Tomorrow on the Main Feed: we're kicking off October with a Gus Van Sant fave so check the weather, pack your ice skates, and stay away from teenage boys. It's the 30th anniversary of TO DIE FOR (1995)
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Can we file a class action suit against God for not Rapturing these insufferable hypocrites already? We were promised some quiet time.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Over the past eleven months, we have built something extraordinary together. Six weeks left. zohranfornyc.com/sixweeks
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I never painted a sentence in my life.
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Kitty
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
If you see this, quote this post with a movie you watch at least once a year.
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Not the obituary I’d like to see, but this one will do for today.
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I have read this book more times than I’d care to admit since it was released. It has never failed to make me cry at least once during each of those readings.
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I can only draw so many lines before I get bored.
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~Kitty👻Kat~On the turning away~Pink Floyd~📚🌸🪴🌸📚 We, The People… @katarinakriz.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Ah god ❤️❤️‍🔥💔❤️‍🔥❤️ Please drink it now.
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Taking advantage of the massacre the cat perpetrated against the underside of the sofa.
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 24/06/2025
A serial killer’s grisly murder spree might lead to supernatural terror in the faux-true crime documentary STRANGE HARVEST. It releases in theaters on August 8, 2025, and we're debuting the new trailer and poster:
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‘Strange Harvest’ Trailer and Poster Warns That Sadistic Killer Mr. Shiny is Waiting [Exclusive]
A serial killer’s grisly murder spree might lead to supernatural terror in the faux-true crime documentary Strange Harvest from Grave Encounters writer-director Stuart Ortiz. Saban Films and Roadside ...
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Piper Furiosa 🇵🇸🏴🌲🏴‍☠️ @piperfuriosa.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Please read this entire 🧵, as it lays out one of the biggest intellectual problems with AI (among the many other problems with AI.)
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Would it be too much trouble for the Social Security Administration to finally approve my almost six year old SSDI application before The Pumpkin Thing blows everything up?
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Horror Queers @horrorqueers.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
WUT?!
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Upon hearing of the bombing, Lindsey Graham began furiously pleasuring himself, while crying, “this is for you John!”
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
music.apple.com/us/album/sui... If the Social Security Administration had a theme song for their disability application process. This would be it.
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Suicide's an Alternative / You'll Be Sorry by Suicidal Tendencies on Apple Music
Song · 1983 · Duration 2:44
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
“This isn’t normal” isn’t cutting it anymore. There needs to be a concerted effort (emphasis on ‘effort’) by legislators to address the prolonged shit show that is the Trump administration. This is a “hair on fire” kind of situation.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 11/06/2025
If you haven’t heard of Rep. Sydney Kamlager-Dove… you have now. When she stepped out from the back without missing a beat, I knew it was on🔥 @kamlager-dove.house.gov
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Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
The greta video
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
BREAKING: LAPD didn’t just “detain” someone. They surrounded him, beat him, and jumped him — like a gang. On camera. On horses. While he screamed for help. Unarmed. Cornered. Alone. If that’s not state violence, what the fuck is?
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
This is the way to stand up to these bullies! Respect ✊
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Capping the day off with some wholesome filth.
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
music.apple.com/us/album/cha... So doubly happy right now. Patiently waiting for the vinyl copy to arrive.
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Change In My Head (TRUST Edition) by 7Seconds on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 15 Songs
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
music.apple.com/us/album/new... So happy right now.
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New Wind (TRUST Edition) by 7Seconds on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 13 Songs
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 19/05/2025
French filmmaker Julia Ducournau’s (Raw, Titane) new movie Alpha premieres in competition at Cannes today, and NEON is celebrating with the first official teaser trailer.
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‘Alpha’ Teaser Trailer – The Director of ‘Raw’ and ‘Titane’ Returns This October
French filmmaker Julia Ducournau’s (Raw, Titane) new movie Alpha premieres in competition at Cannes today, and NEON is celebrating with the first official teaser trailer. Additionally, we’ve learned t...
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 12/05/2025
Julia Ducournau returns this Fall with ALPHA. "Alpha, a troubled 13-year-old, lives with her single mom. Their world collapses the day she returns from school with a tattoo on her arm."
"Alpha - A Film by Julia Ducournau" text on poster featuring two women hugging, one with A carved into her arm
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Cloven Hooved Horned Satan sitting in a library reading books to kids   since we can't do drag storytime anymore....i thought we'd try something else
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
youtube.com/watch?v=5vZ1... Absolutely loved this movie!
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The Ugly Stepsister | Official Trailer | Shudder
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/04/2025
there is a decent chance i never spend a single dime at target again in my life www.startribune.com/target-gave-...
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Target gave $1M to Trump inauguration fund, a first for the company
President Donald Trump raised a record amount of cash for his inauguration, including donations from several companies with operations in Minnesota.
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I think our long national nightmare is over.
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
My daughter has an ear ache, and the medical assistant is cleaning the wax out of her ears right now. It is requiring a super human amount of strength for me not to blurt out that they are giving her an ear-nema. I don’t think I’m going to make it. #dadjokeedging
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I think my new headcanon is that Andor takes place in the real star wars universe and the star wars movies are movies within that universe which turned actual, awful events into fictional entertainment
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
For every Joel that falls, there’s a chance for a Mike on the horizon. #TheLastOfUs #MST3K
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 20/04/2025
On May 30, an angel will rise... Watch the new preview trailer for BRING HER BACK, A24's horror movie from Talk to Me directors Danny & Michael Philippou.
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‘Bring Her Back’ – An Angel Rises in New Preview Trailer for ‘Talk to Me’ Duo’s A24 Movie
Two-time Academy Award nominee Sally Hawkins (The Shape of Water) stars in A24 horror movie Bring Her Back next month, and a new preview trailer has arrived for Easter. The hotly anticipated new movie...
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I really need to gush about American Rapture by CJ Leede. I’m currently on my third time reading it. After my first read, I immediately ordered a copy to give my daughter for Christmas last year. It was my favorite book of 2024, possibly this year too. Absolutely amazing! @ceejthemoment.bsky.social
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/04/2025
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Republicans are afraid to share this #HeIsRisen
Spock, back from the dead
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Queer Satanic @queersatanic.com · 18/04/2025
In all likelihood, the opportunity to stop the collapse of the United States of America has already passed. The Empire will thrash and hurt many for some time to come, and there’s still violence aplenty yet, but we ate our poison out of spite, and now come the death throes. It’s too late.
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Holy shit. This is the funniest political ad I’ve ever seen. The Republican House Caucus wants it taken down. You know what to do.
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 10/04/2025
Headed to Cannes next month is ALPHA, the new movie from French filmmaker Julia Ducournau (Raw, Titane). It's described as “a 1980s-set shocker that follows an 11-year-old girl who is rejected by her classmates after it is rumored she has been infected with a new disease.”
First still from ALPHA featuring woman covered in dust with wind blowing through her hair against dusty sepia background. "Official Cannes Festival selection" text on bottom center of image
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 08/04/2025
PREDATOR: KILLER OF KILLERS is a three-part animated anthology that showcases Yautja warriors hunting human prey across global history, and it's set to arrive on Hulu this summer. @donatobomb.bsky.social visited the edit bay of Dan Trachtenberg's new Predator movie to bring us the details:
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‘Predator: Killer of Killers’ – Animated Anthology Film Arrives This June! [Trailer]
Overnight, Dan Trachtenberg became the Predator whisperer. His Comanche action-horror prequel Prey breathed life into the uneven franchise, and its success opened the door to pitch future entries. One...
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 03/04/2025
An isolated religious community is torn asunder by the arrival of a mysterious beast in the new trailer for THE SEVERED SUN, a folk horror movie arriving this May from Dark Sky Films.
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‘The Severed Sun’ Trailer Unleashes Mysterious Beast in Folk Horror Movie Arriving in May
An isolated religious community is torn asunder by the arrival of a mysterious beast in the new trailer for The Severed Sun, a folk horror movie arriving this May from Dark Sky Films. Writer-Director ...
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Now that Cory Booker stole his record. Strom Thurmond is just a plain old racist piece of shit. I wonder who delivered the news to him in Hell?
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc... This is beyond infuriating. This administration is just one big collection of soulless, rotted ghouls. An innocent man is in an El Salvadoran prison and their response is, “sucks for him”. If I keep typing I’ll end up on a watchlist, so I’ll see myself out.
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An ‘Administrative Error’ Sends a Maryland Father to a Salvadoran Prison
The Trump administration says that it mistakenly deported an immigrant with protected status but that courts are powerless to order his return.
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 01/04/2025
A24 is describing BRING HER BACK as “a soul-shaking possession horror that cannot be unseen.” The trailer has arrived:
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‘Bring Her Back’ Trailer – ‘Talk to Me’ Directors Aim to Shake Your Soul With New Possession Movie
A24 has released the official trailer for Bring Her Back, the hotly anticipated new horror movie from Danny and Michael Philippou, the directors of A24’s horror hit Talk to Me. Sally Hawkins, Billy Ba...
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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
music.apple.com/us/album/fra... This was the other one.
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Frankenchrist by Dead Kennedys on Apple Music
Album · 1985 · 10 Songs
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