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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

It’s the spiders you don’t see that you have to worry about.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Can we file a class action suit against God for not Rapturing these insufferable hypocrites already? We were promised some quiet time.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

He wouldn’t even be able to honest with himself in a mirror.

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Over the past eleven months, we have built something extraordinary together. Six weeks left. zohranfornyc.com/sixweeks

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

If only there were consequences for lying under oath to congress.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Only David Lynch could make the most vanilla looking cowboy into a character that fills you with absolute dread.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I fully agree. Teachers have had way too much foisted on them by (sometimes purposefully) cash strapped districts, and parents that think school is a daycare center.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Kids “knowing” things isn’t the problem. The real problem is when they lack the empathy and critical thinking skills to filter the information in a mature manner.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

They probably slipped him a bonus.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

How do you fire an opinion writer for opining?

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

The kittens never stood a chance.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Everyone remembers the leftists bombing abortion clinics in the 90s. Right?

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

I never painted a sentence in my life.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

It’s like they’ve applied the information doubling theory to stupidity.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

The Kennedy bloodline has maybe two more generations left before they can no longer maintain molecular cohesiveness.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

What will actually happen is the dems get back into power. Then, it’ll be that familiar song: 🎵Compromise🎵 by Chuck Schumer and the Moderates

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Just in time for me to finish The End Of The World As We Know It anthology before cracking this one open.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

If you work in retail or the restaurant industry you don’t get to enjoy Labor Day.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

That’s clearly JFK Jr wearing a bloated meat suit.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

I won’t believe he’s alive until after the coroner’s report comes.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

I’d like to think that this is just YouTube “enhancing” the video. But…the audience demographic seems to skew unrealistically pale given the amount of people. Also some of the expressions of the people there look more like they are in line at the DMV, than at a concert they agreed to attend.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

I watch a disturbing amount of court proceedings on YouTube. It got to the point where I had to avoid the eviction cases. Those are just too difficult to watch. Especially when you can tell the judge doesn’t even want to be in that situation, but has to follow procedure.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

John Goodman was amazing and terrifying in this.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Real men aren’t afraid of being forcefully ejected through their windshield. Real freedom is feeling the wind in your hair, and the asphalt rapidly erasing your face.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

If you see a Penske truck cruising a Home Depot parking lot, DO NOT surreptitiously attach a lock to the back door.

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Laire Browning @abelizred.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

I can only hope that it was painful and was a long, drawn out process.

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