Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why choose the bear? With the bear, if you play dead, it eventually leaves you alone. With a man, if you play dead, he says you’re up for grabs. 1285
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026guess who got hit while trying to merge on 395 the next day lmao 340
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Hi yes I’d like to report a hate crime, the old man at the pool just referred to “us millennials” 070
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Starting a petition for the federal government to subsidize recurring mandatory drivers ed for every resident of the DMV because nobody here knows what a blinker or zipper merge is 060
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Now that the air in DC is unbreathable, do we think Chuck Schumer will write a strongly worded letter to the sun 051
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026To be fair I’m still screaming my crush’s name into it and it won’t unlock 160
Reposted by AbbyThe Pomegranate @thepom.bsky.social · 23/04/2026"To be a sports parent means replacing some of your community with the people hurling insults at their third-grader as they walk off toward the car," writes @lindsayfickas.bsky.social (not pictured) in her first official contributor piece. "It is isolating at best." www.the-pom.com/p/everything...the-pom.comEverything Wrong With Kids’ Soccer and Why We Keep Doing ItChildren’s sports have grown more toxic and unaffordable over the past few decades. Are the benefits really worth the time, costs, and headaches? 1205
Reposted by AbbyTaylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 26/04/2026As a gun violence survivor I am so exhausted by republicans only caring about gun violence when it involves their lord and savior Donald Trump. 0769
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026And malls, and grocery stores, and churches, and synagogues, and restaurants, and 040
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I wouldn’t call myself a “hero” or anything but I did kill two spotted lanternfly nymphs with my bare hands today, so like, I would appreciate some affirmation 180
Reposted by AbbyAri Berman @ariberman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026So much false equivalence in media on gerrymandering in Texas vs California & Virginia. California and Virginia maps approved by the voters. That's a huge difference not enough people pointing out 289161043955
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026The votes have been called in favor of redistricting, so yes in that sense. But the VA Supreme Court has to hear the legal challenge still. 120
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026The thing you have to understand about about Virginia is that we do like to sic semper those tyrannises 3231
Reposted by AbbySamantha Field @samanthafield.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Fondly looking back on my first legislative win at @responsiblehs.bsky.social in 2019, the passing of GA HB 530, that helped protect homeschooled children from being hidden by their abusers. share.google/7UBUwyXWGHLf...share.googleVictory for Homeschooled Students in Georgia! | Coalition for Responsible Home EducationFor Immediate Release: Lawmakers supported homeschooled students last week by passing bill to catch parents who abuse the law Canton, Ma., 04/03/2019—The Co ... 161
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Yeah that was clearly either a snub towards Sam’s work for them or a grave oversight. I hope @responsiblehs.bsky.social will own whichever one it was. 020
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Even if some deal is miraculously struck, even if it’s a “TACO” Tuesday after all, what the president of the United States is doing right now is cruel on a global scale. And that’s if he *does* back down. 1190
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026What if Trump heard someone call his supporters “Y’allqueda” and thought it was a real sect of Muslims that he has to acknowledge now 010
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 31/03/2026We laughed, we cried, we raged at Ben’s Chili Bowl, I sent J-Town on a longboard over to them (for reaching the kids). Best night in a long time 🫶🏻 @thedollop.bsky.social @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social 020
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I learned so, so much sh*t about my friends and all their weird medical conditions that way 130
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026“Social media has caused so much over sharing!” okay clearly your parents were not on prayer chain email lists in 2007 2101
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026My children are so thoughtful. They’ve actually coordinated their time change insomnia into shifts so that they each get a turn with Mom’s undivided attention. Sharing is caring and who needs sleep anyway? 🥰 051
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I’ve started commuting every day which means my new favorite hobby is forcing DMV drivers to do a zipper merge 🥰 030
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I would feel bad about being late for work, but the DOW broke 50k sooo 010
Reposted by AbbyRobert G. Callahan, II - author / attorney @rcallahanwaco.bsky.social · 03/02/2026🎉BIG NEWS! 🎉 In honor of #BlackHistoryMonth, the e-book of Fire in the Whole is available FREE on Amazon during February! #exvangelical #antiracism #deconstruction #spiritualabuse 172
Reposted by Abbymolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 25/01/2026someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win. 3676821922
Reposted by AbbyNBC News @nbcnews.com · 25/01/2026DHS has shot 12 people during immigration enforcement operations since September: 11947303102
Reposted by AbbyAsha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I am watching what is happening in Minneapolis on Ali Velshi and one of the ICE officers (off camera) literally says, “It’s like Call of Duty. Pretty cool huh?” as they shoot whatever it is they are shooting. Agents walking around, guns unholstered for no reason. This is insanity 1020257029768
Reposted by AbbyCapital Weather @capitalweather.com · 23/01/2026Preparedness tips National Weather Service is asking media partners to pass along for both the snow/ice and cold. 36137
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Unfortunately I am familiar with him as well lol, I was trying to play devil’s advocate to Lindsay’s son 😅 100
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 16/01/2026media.tenor.coma man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulderALT: a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder 010
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Yesterday I saw an entire public transportation bus in DC advertising L. Ron Hubbard’s book, and respectfully, what the fuck? 🥲 020
Reposted by AbbyLindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I don't know how to call my reps over this because I think at this point, it will just be picking up the phone, yelling "AHHHHHHHHHHHH," leaving my zipcode, and hanging up. 5855
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025media.tenor.coma little boy in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a sign that says congratsALT: a little boy in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a sign that says congrats 140
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 24/12/2025The holidays are so stressful. Who could have foreseen the exact same events happening on the exact same calendar day every year? 020
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I was only a paralegal for 1.5 years with no formal certification or anything and even I know how redact a freaking PDF. ☠️ 020
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Cancel me, take my exvangelical card now, but I still think Casting Crowns’ version of “I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day” is a banger 020
Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 14/12/2025I’m not saying I’m having a perfect A+ day, but I am definitely saying that Muntadhar al-Zaidi retweeting me on George Bush Shoe Day™️ was quite the serotonin boost 060
