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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Happy birthday to my cat and nobody else today 🥰
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
We laughed, we cried, we raged at Ben’s Chili Bowl, I sent J-Town on a longboard over to them (for reaching the kids). Best night in a long time 🫶🏻 @thedollop.bsky.social @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Reposting with alt text. Stay safe everyone. 🙏🏻
Preparedness Info to Help Share
January 21, 2026
3:00 PM
• Change plans so you don't need to travel during or immediately after the storm.
• Emergency water and non-perishable food.
• Have a flashlight with extra batteries.
• Make sure any generator or propane heater is outside and well-ventilated to limit the risk of carbon monoxide poisoning. Follow manufacturer's instructions.
• Have a fire extinguisher and know how to use it. Make sure your smoke detectors are operating by testing them regularly.
• First aid kit, plus extras of any needed medicines, prescriptions, or baby items.
• And for your vehicle:
• Top off fuel.
• Get your car winterized. Have your battery, antifreeze, oil, wipers and tires checked.
• Carry a winter storm survival kit, including: blankets, a change of clothes and high calorie food. It also includes items such as a shovel, flashlight and batteries, ice scraper and brush, tow rope, booster cables, waterproof matches, and drinking water.
Atmospheric Administration
National Weather Service
Baltimore/Washington
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I’m not saying I’m having a perfect A+ day, but I am definitely saying that Muntadhar al-Zaidi retweeting me on George Bush Shoe Day™️ was quite the serotonin boost
Tweet / X post from Muntadhar al-Zaidi @muntazer_zaidi

“Hhhh thankfully”
Quote tweeting 
Abby @abby_e_o

“This is a recurring event in my calendar laughing crying face emoji”

Screenshot of calendar event

“December 14
Event Details 
Edit
George Bush Shoe Day
Sunday, Dec 14, 2025
All day
Repeats yearly
Calendar: Family Calendar
Alert: None”
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
It’s my [birthday] and I’ll [make us late to church] if I want to 🥰
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Erika Kirk’s PR team 🤝 Chandler Bing’s brain
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Crazy idea but what if the Democrats started offering solutions and doing *anything* instead of holding the country hostage with “you must vote for us if you actually care about your basic human rights” messaging
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Taylor Swift: *gets engaged* The entire internet:
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I mean I don’t want to brag or anything, but I am basically a Disney princess
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
❤️💖❤️
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
See also: Scar + Hyenas
A tweet from Franklin Leonard that says “Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.”
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Tell me you were a depressed evangelical kid without telling me you were a depressed evangelical kid
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
This piece of Abby Lore™️ has been on my mind a lot lately. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Post from Abby “One time when I was a minor an "herbalist" (supplement peddler) muscle tested me over the phone from Kansas and told my parents to give me an entire container of powdered vitamin c, which they did, and I quite literally thought I was going to die” in response to a tweet that says “share a piece of lore about yourself” with a stick figure drawing of a person at a computer resting their head on their arms and kneeling on a chair
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
If I’m gonna be patriotic this year it’s gonna be with malicious compliance flare 🫡 🇺🇸 🦅 #happy4th
Woman wearing a blue shirt with a photo of George Washington in American flag sunglasses and the words “no kings in America since 1776”
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
the most honest summary I can give on this Easter morning of why I’m still a Christian. Christ is risen. 🤍
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I got a lot of stares at the grocery store today ✌🏻🇵🇸
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I can’t stop thinking about when the ceasefire was announced, and how… The children who danced with hope The women who cried with relief The men who slept with peace …had all of it cruelly stripped away, because men loved power more than humanity.
A screenshot of an article from the Wall Street Journal with the headline “Israeli strikes kill more than 400 people, tipping Gaza back toward war”

The photo above the headline depicts a woman sitting on the rubble of a home with her head in her hand.
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
<hyperventilating sheldon cooper.gif>
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Stop kicking dust into my eyes, you brilliant bastard. (Khalil Gibran, “On Love”)
A passage from Khalil Gibran’s poem “On Love” in his work “THE PROPHET”

The passage reads:

“Like sheaves of corn he gathers you unto himself.
He threshes you to make you naked.
He sifts you to free you from your husks.
He grinds you to whiteness.
He kneads you until you are pliant;
And then he assigns you to his sacred fire, that you may become sacred bread for God's sacred feast.
All these things shall love do unto you that you may know the secrets of your heart, and in that knowledge become a fragment of Life's heart.
But if in your fear you would seek only love's peace and
love's pleasure,
Then it is better for you that you cover your nakedness and pass out of love's threshing-floor,
Into the seasonless world where you shall laugh, but not all of your laughter, and weep, but not all of your tears.”
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
“I tweeted a meme lolz”
A scene from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” between the king and a peasant. The dialogue is as follows:

“I am your king!”

“I didn’t vote for you!”

“You don’t vote for kings.”

“Well how’d you become king then?”
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Here’s a screen grab of it
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation.
Gerald from the “Elephant and Piggie” children’s book series glares to the side as two birds peck at his head
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Got the tip from here: www.healthyscreens.com/strategies
Screenshot of a website that says:


4. Set your phone screen to greyscale
Greyscale can reduce screen time, smartphone addiction, and anxiety (Holte et al., 2020, 2021).

iPhone: Settings → Accessibility → Display & text size → Colour Filters → Enable “Colour filters” → Choose “Greyscale”

Android: Settings → Digital wellbeing & parental controls → Bedtime mode → Customise → Enable “Greyscale”
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I’m so sorry, The Weeknd, but you are no longer the reigning champ of memefiable halftime show moments
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Me and my makeup both barely hanging in there but happy Sunday! 😅
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
qs your lock screen (quote by Glennon Doyle!)
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
It’s not foolproof but I have three of these on my preschooler’s closet doors that are like this. One connecting the doors in the middle and one connecting each doorpost and door. And high enough to be out of reach of course
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Nevertheless,
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Happy birthday, Dad. I’m about 99% sure you’re shouting from heaven right now that “flying is still the safest mode of transportation!” ❤️‍🩹
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
The year is 2042. Prince Regent Donald Trump Jr. is stepping down in order to allow for King Barron to succeed to his rightful place on the throne. Congress and the Courts have been gutted of any constitutional power. Democrats continue to urge Americans to vote.
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Since publishing my statement about Hannah-Kate Williams (statementbyabby.com), I found a packing slip listing out the items contained in the weekly medical deliveries to our home. Ceftriaxone is an antibiotic, not a chemotherapy drug. The statement has been updated accordingly.
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Happy Friday from my double-coated floof ball who begrudgingly lets me pull the fistfuls of undercoat that are shedding off of him 😂❤️
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Pulled this out of a rain coat that I apparently haven’t worn in 8 years. Check out the gas price 🥲 (also sorry to be AWOL BlueSky fam, I just keep getting sucked back into the Old Place)
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
When you have to make your own Spotify wrapped top 5 because your child commandeered the account more than initially believed 💀
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Take a good, long look at this face; I’m told I’ll turn into an old hag tomorrow (yes this is me not subtly reminding everyone that I turn 30 tomorrow)
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
May your memory be eternal, Grandmama ♥️
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
for the woman at her breaking point of begging to be known (written 6/24/24)
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I’m afraid I may have fully entered my Vigilante Sh*t era 😌
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Don’t tease me like this, Marj
X Post from Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green that says:

For my Republican colleagues in the House and Senate,

If we are going to release ethics reports and rip apart our own that Trump has appointed, then put it ALL out there for the American people to see.

Yes..

all the ethics reports and claims including the one I filed 

all your sexual harassment and assault claims that were secretly settled paying off victims with tax payer money

the entire Jeffrey Epstein files, tapes, recordings, witness interviews

but not just those, there’s more, Epstein wasn’t/isn’t the only asset

If we’re going to dance, let’s all dance in the sunlight.

I’ll make sure we do.
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Advertise your account with one image
“If you give a mouse a cookie” book cover that says “please give a bitch a break, I work very hard, I’m trying my best, I’m so tired all the goddamn time”
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Repost with a banger picture of your cat This was days after she returned from her monthlong rumspringa eating locusts in the woods. She was pissed that I put an AirTag on her. 😆
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Guilty pleasure song that I’ve scream-sung in the car more times than I’d like to admit this year
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
an oldie but goodie from Prop
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
By Anees, an incredible Palestinian indie artist who happens also to be part of my church parish
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Recent “listen on repeat” song that I’ll hate in a week
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
longstanding favorite
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Alright hit me with your best shot (not one of the songs fyi)
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Quote post with a picture of yourself so people know who they’re dealing with. It’s ~27 years old, but still fits
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