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Abe

@abbot-x.bsky.social
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Multimodal gamer. First Gentleman of the CNRC. Not your lawyer. Let’s go Bucs!

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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why is USCCB not calling the Department of Defense by its acutal name? Is this some kind of "non militia sed malitia" rhetorical move?
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Does he though? I submit that if you order steak well done and cover it in sauce from a bottle, you do not in fact like steak.
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not seeing it. The fundamental problem is Congress has capitulated to the President. Another problem is the Supreme Court has decided Congress can't create any kind of official the President can't fire.
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Article: "Because France fields Europe’s only independent deterrent, it has produced the continent’s first major political leader willing to weaponize a nuclear force against a U.S. ally." The author has four graduate degrees and no concept of the Cold War.
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is what's been perplexing me since Hegseth launched the war on beards. Operator beards were a big thing! And more generally, beards were part of how many conservative men presented themselves during Trump 45: his sons, Ted Cruz, etc.
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Quid ergo Athenis et Hierosolymis? Quid academiae et ecclesiae? Quid haereticis et christianis? (I will never decline an opportunity to bust out Tertullian.)
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lot going on here www.azcentral.com/story/news/p...
Kyrsten Sinema's ex-boyfriend and former bodyguard said he threw her paintings into her swimming pool in part because he felt disillusioned by her relationship with a major
U.S. Artificial Intelligence software developer as the war in Gaza drags on.
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'd love to see some of these telexes Oz says were sent.
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I mostly appreciate this account's work, but here it's misleading. Trump claimed he was evacuated from the U.S. Steel Building across the street from the WTC complex (which was rumored to be in danger of collapse on 9/11). He did not claim he was "lifted out of the rubble" of the WTC itself.
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is Shake Shack just a dumber version of Friendly's? Many people are saying this.
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20?
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Fargo: Yer Sayin' What Are You Sayin'?
ALT: Fargo: Yer Sayin' What Are You Sayin'?
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B. A. Friedman @bafriedman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The CNO walks through the brig at Chesapeake, flanked by two MPs. He stops at a cell. “Fat Leonard,” he says. “We’re busting you out for one last job.”
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song Me: If you're re-ing up with us then your credit score gotta be FICO, I'm talking 850 or bust
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Awkward moment here as the Guardians and D-backs benches cleared but things had to be broken up because "Um please move we need to tarp the field"
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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White Christmas
Alt: White Christmas scene: ditzy chorus girls says, "Mutual, I'm sure."
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Lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Breaking: Texas Legislature bans any discussion of African geography in state universities. #Satire www.reuters.com/world/africa...
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US government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference
A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a State Department presentation at ‌a global conference taking place in Brazil this week, causing a stir among attendees who took screen...
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Erin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct @erindwyer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Was just talking with a friend about how jeans, a red checked button down shirt and a newspaper from that day is an easy dead Mitch McConnell Halloween costume and now she sends me this:
The scene from Devil Wears Prada where Emily Blunt and Gisele Bundchen are dressed like stylish snobs asking straight brown haired Anne Hathaway what she’s wearing only now Hathaway is in a red checked button down and the print says “are you wearing the MIT…” “the Mitch McConell proof of life photo ensemble? Yes I am.”
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Best Years of Our Lives is based on a poem.
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Marie Phillips @mariephillips.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is just to say I have eaten the lotus flowers that were somewhere can't remember where and which you were probably saving for some reason forgive me I can't remember who you are or who I am The lotus flowers were good though
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Detroit Squirrel update: The Tigers' entire grounds crew went out on the field to try to get that thing out of there and all that's missing is the Benny Hill theme
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Please tell me this is a joke
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Buy Me Some Peanuts and Amberjack
The Chicago White Sox join a handful of Major League Baseball teams in serving sushi to fans.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/07/2026
before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. that way, you can sell the second one to fund your journey. follow me for more Revenge Grindset tips and tricks
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Notice the author's sleight of hand in calling MMA revolutionary then putting MMA in the same category of "combat sports" as boxing to tag in Norman Mailer and Fidel Castro as supporters. But boxing is not revolutionary!
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Pittsburgh Pirates @pirates.com · 01/06/2026
Baseball is for everyone. Happy Pride Month, Bucco fans! 🌈🖤💛
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Henry @henrythedog.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I don't get how people don't understand, they're telling on themselves with this meme, "lol gay rights are fake and gay ha ha and don't matter!" like clearly having the most powerful military in the world in favor of progressive things is *good* or better than Trump 🙄
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Adem @adem.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Slightly increase a band: TR-1
TR-1 aircraft (variant of U-2 incorporating later-generation avionics and reconnaissance systems)
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Joel Wertheimer @wertwhile.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Oh this is very good.
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I guess they just put “The Irish Volunteers” on auto repeat?
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Patrick Fafard @pfafard.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"A French academic is under investigation for inventing a Nobel-style prize for philology in order that he could then go on to win it." www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
French professor investigated for awarding himself fake prize
The academic is accused of dreaming up the prize he went on to win and has been suspended from his university.
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Slightly diminish a book The Gentleman of the Ring
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
But is it REALLY a bear? Can a picture really BE an animal? What is the BEAR-NESS of bears? How do we KNOW that? Trump is subtly hinting at all these questions in this apparently simple narrative.
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Kevin Erdmann @kevinerdmann.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Holy crap, guys. His approval rating is down 300%.
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The GOP entered this redistricting under the rather childish delusion they were going to gerrymander, and nobody would gerrymander them. In TX, MO, and a half dozen other states, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It's probably too much to hope for, but I'd like to see just war theory removed from the Catechism, rethought, and (if it must remain) articulated much better.
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
You might say he was dressed as the Great Physician.
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
J.D. Vance, Rod Dreher, and the rest of the American Orbanist crowd need to own this.
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
To open the straits you must close the straits.
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ExecutiveOtaku @executiveotaku.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Kevin 🚀 @astro-kevin.com · 10/04/2026
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Strategy of denial
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
The cast of Alien in their costumes
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
ART OF THE DEAL!
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Which civilization, Donald? WHICH CIVILIZATION? It's a little too Delphic for my taste.
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Konnor at the bat. Griffin swings and misses at his first MLB pitch but goes on to record an RBI double for the at-bat.
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Abe @abbot-x.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I went to law school with that guy.
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