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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I get the sense that this person would have a better time watching plot summaries on YouTube at 2x speed
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
lol
A wikigatcha card for Richard “lowtax” Kyanka
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I don’t know what you were up to but I loved GM’ing DG. My players learned to hate me though.
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Won’t help you if you need to create the label in zebra designer though, that only works with the official drivers.
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
You try the seagull scientific drivers? I run like a hundred of these things for work and I don’t bother with the first party windows drivers
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Seems like their roads are basically ice and snow coated teflon pans half the year so I think natural selection weeds out the shitty drivers
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I thought for a second they’d bumbled into a moment of clarity when they exited nvidia but it turns out they’re selling the shovel factory to buy a gold claim
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
It was one of those occasions where I had to try and get as horizontal as possible until the pain subsided and I could breathe again. The guy sitting behind me was laughing a lot.
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Kill Bill the Whole Bloody Affair. They had just dimmed the lights and I was rushing to sit down. I was trying to push down my seat, but my arm went straight down between the cushion and seat back, jamming it straight up as i lost my balance and slammed my ribs into the seat edge with my full weight
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Wow you’re so smart and cool Mr. Ackman! Gee I wish we could have you come in and give a talk but we just don’t have anywhere to host you. Well, if we did have $200 million we could build a new wing to the university and then you could speak… but where oh where could we get that kind of money?
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Always nice to see revcom has its finger on the pulse of the American working class
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Sounds like a forgotten early sega Saturn game
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Well done in-n-out fries are the best fast food fry is a hill I’m willing to die on
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Charge up a bunch of power banks and have someone hucking them up at the earth
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
The Treatlerreich is real
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
It told me I’m Arya Stark. Sexually, I’m a child with a knife??
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Absolutely learning how to jailbreak my AI Dr. to get all you can eat scripts for adderall and ketamine.
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
This app fucking rules
A screenshot of a rednote video of a Chinese dude with a machete melee fighting a pair of riot cops who are armed with a riot shield and a hook tool
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Smug bastard
A pile of rocks with a warning sign saying “keep off rocks” and a goat on said rocks cheekily peering out from behind a boulder
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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
This hit my weak point for massive damage
don _hertzfeldt

Not to sound like a curmudgeon, but when I was a teenager, I took the train to go to the record store to find rare stuff. Spotify is way more convenient, but that wasn't the point. The point was to get out and to feel like you're hunting, to feel like you're living your life. I'm going to the movies, I'm going to this show. What streaming has done-it's very convenient, but it's taken the feeling of going hunting and turned it into we're all just being fed. We're all farm animals that are just being fed, and we're being fed content. You can just stay home. Just stay home. We'll just feed it to you. No wonder everyone's depressed.
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
I’ve been seeing a rash of large accounts getting hacked for the laptop scam and getting locked out for days. so it seems like twitters security team is really shitting the bed here (if they still exist)
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
They had tons of cool art and music in the 70s… I guess we get good posts instead?
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 21/01/2024
Tweet: “the most consequential figures in the tech world are half guys like steve jobs and bill gates and half some guy named ronald who maintains a unix tool called 'runk' which stands for Ronald's Universal Number Kounter and handles all math for every machine on earth”
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
Got this one first pull. Come on bro
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
A life-changing chicken experience for sure.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 02/12/2023
i think these people should be put in jail or killed fortune.com/2023/11/30/l...
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Lucid dream startup says you can work in your sleep
Prophetic is developing technology to induce lucid dreams, in which CEOs can practice for board meetings and architects can design buildings while asleep.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
I’ve decided I don’t want George Santos to resign or be expelled because I don’t like the thought of not knowing where he is
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
Plowing billions of dollars to build a LLM that will explain why it’s ok for white people to say the word.
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
So enthusiastic to communicate online
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
!foryou
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
this image,, words truly fail me
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
I think the reputation of musk within the business world took longer to sour than with normal people. I doubt she understood how much of a destructive moron he was when she signed up for the job. It speaks to how genuinely blinkered that class is as much as anything else
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
I have to guess a bunch of her compensation is in the form of stock options too. If she skates or gets fired before they vest she’s walking away from a bunch of money (notionally). But, the share price cratered and there’s no indications it’s gonna recover. Really a nightmare scenario lol
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
There she is!
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Oinkster’s definitely better across the board but the pastrami fries from The Hat simply must be seen to be believed
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
The VVitch (2015)
the scene from The Witch (2015) where Black Phillip asks Thomasin "wouldst thou like to live deliciously". it has been recaptioned "aren't thou tired of being nice? wouldst thou like to go ape shit"
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Go back to eating ass and avocado toast!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
an eye opening thing to learn was that the reason golden era simpsons is so packed with songs is apparently because the writers earned little-to-no residuals from the actual episodes, but *did* get sizable residuals from ASCAP for any songs in episodes that they had a songwriting credit on.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 06/10/2023
ive been getting into videos of police impersonators getting arrested because it's like when you'd catch two monsters fighting in quake
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Steve-o used to staple his nuts to his leg and get paid for it, that kid probably was on the verge of breaking through
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b. wolo @bwolo.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Here's my impression of a cinephile's viewing log:
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
A bottle of Coca Cola plus. The liquid inside is the color of green tea
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Once you understand the role of the government has switched over from caring for its citizens to doling out punishment, our policy on homelessness, drugs and most other things make a lot more sense
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TheMaestroso (Animated WTYP) @themaestroso.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Had to
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
You could have the gamer gremlin
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
You’re making a joke, but with the rise of NPC streamers on TikTok, I think this could actually become a thing
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
I love my job. Me and my bros get to hang out in a cozy research base in Antarctica. How can this place get any better? Oh fuck yeah a dog just showed up
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abble.bsky.social @abble.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
It’d be pretty funny if the ultimate fate of every major social network was to eventually become Facebook. overrun with reactionary boomers slowly slipping into dementia
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