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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

tries to phone it in gets busy signal

Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

We're not even gonna consider the possibility that the cats stole the boat themselves? And don't gimme this "afraid of water" crap. They're predators who eat fish.

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Nobody talks about the guy who loved pushing boulders and had to spend eternity watching Sisyphus.

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The party is brought in chains before the Bandit King. To escape execution, the bard (Gonzo as the voice of Alan Tudyk) blurts out that they are merely a wandering troop of entertainers. The king demands a puppet show...

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

That's a job where they pretend that $7.25/hr is a real wage.

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Kevin Smith's Aguirre, the Wrath of God

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

1. The conservative co-host's comment that "He is totally correct about the severity of depression...but then get the HELL out of Congress"

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

2. The progressive co-host's lecturing about how the commitment process works and calling the guy who just went through it a liar because his experience doesn't match her assumptions

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

#mentalhealth advocates, part of this video is about Tom Kean, the congressman treated for depression. Putting aside the complaints over how he went about it, I want to ask what you think about 2 things: youtu.be/SFJsu9djeWY?... #depression #mentalhealth #mentalhealthawareness #mentalillness

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McConnell FOUND UNCONSCIOUS, Health UNKNOWN

YouTube video by Breaking Points

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Watch the Llamas With Hats guy's classy, measured response to the absurdity of censorship. youtu.be/ZtYLiBIbeng

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YouTube has removed "Ferrets"

YouTube video by FilmCow

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

How come no one ever insinuates that a penis symbolizes a cigar? Like if you're holding a penis it means you secretly wish you hadn't given up smoking.

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

This has trap written all over it.

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

On a scale of tulpa to egregore, you're about a sleep paralysis demon.

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

What is your favourite Bible verse? (wrong answers only) "In 16 separate incidences, villages were able to independently invent "flesh interfaces" and "non-electrical portals", and it was surmised that these villages were being collectively dosed with LSD for long periods of time" Mother Horse 2:5

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Depluralize a movie: One Billboard Outside Ebbing, Missouri

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

There should be a sitcom called Jose's Heroes where Al Madrigal leads a group of ICE detainees who smuggle people out of the detention camp under the noses of a bumbling commandant (William Shatner) and an overweight sergeant (Stavros Halkias). With Marcello Hernandez as LeBeau.

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

The cat-girl kinda has a Carrie Brownstein vibe, so how bout Carrie and Armisen? (I don't think the snake would let you call him Fred.)

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

From the same person who makes Squarewords. It's pretty fun. #WQers explainle.org

explainle.org

Explainle

A word explanation game.

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

A confederate monument is already a reference to slavery. They'll never be able to change that, no matter how many textbooks they rewrite.

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Han-uary, a month for not telling me the odds.

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

This. This is why I don't jump into pipes. No matter how obviously human-size they are.

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Making Jell-O just to congeal something

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Tripp 3tych Gustin @trippgustin.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Happy #Cartoonber2025 with the @cartoonist.coop!!! Our team told the short tale of Juan Jotters and his quest to expand sexy costumes beyond Halloween (and get rich doing it) Script: @aaronsegman.bsky.social Pencils: @strandedcomics.com Inks: @gwinga.bsky.social Color/Lettering: Me! #comicoop

The second page in the comic "Hot Couture".

Panel 1: The exterior of the same storefront from the previous page, now with a vibrant pink banner that says "Trick AND Treat".

Panel 2: The interior of the store, in which several sexy costumes are showcased. Sexy Bride and Groom! Sexy Pirate! Sexy Ghosts! Sexy Cthulu! Sexy Bernie (Sanders)! Juan carefully tailors the train of the sexy bride.

Panel 3: A montage of the ways Trick and Treat has helped Juan, Morbert, and a poached Kevin rise to fame and fortune. The three of them pose on the cover of Boo Business magazine, which reads "Juan Jotters! The New King of Kink!". Juan dives into pool filled with the finest jackets, accompanied by Kevin and Morbert. Juan guzzles champagne in a jacuzzi that is also filled with champagne.

Panel 4: Morbert approaches a hungover-looking Juan, holding out a piece of paper. Beside him is a bottle labeled "Sweet Regrets Breakfast Champagne".

Panel 5: Juan looks at the paper, eyes bloodshot and panicked. We see what he is looking at: a 12 month lease signed in his name.
Juan: Oh, ye GODS!

The third page in the comic "Hot Couture".

Panel 1: Juan Jotters, Morbert, and Kevin stand in Juan's tackily ornate office. Juan is pacing frantically while his employees stand to the side.
Juan: By all the cats in CHINA Morbert! Why didn't you tell me I was signing a twelve-month lease?!
Morbert: I TRIED to review the terms with you, Sir.
Juan: Whatever shall we do? A retail establishment that exists ALL YEAR? How against type! How anti-hip! Shall we be GROCERS, Morbert???

Panel 2:
Kevin: Well, we can't sell Halloween costumes anymore. As soon as Halloween's over people immediately start thinking about Thanksgiving, and they..... you're doing that THING again, aren't you? Where something I said gives you an ide--

Panel 3: A close-up of Juan's face. His word balloons cut off Kevin's dialogue and extend into the next panel.
Juan: That's it, Morbert!
Kevin: Kevin.
Juan: Sexy THANKSGIVING costumes!

Panel 4: A montage spread of several different sexy costumes with accompanying text. The text for each costume reads:
Sexy Black Friday shopper! Sexy football player! Sexy Cornucopia! Sexy Turkey! Sexy Pumpkin Pie! Sexy Pilgrim! Sexy Native Ameri... actually nevermind. SEXY MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE BALLOON!!!

A comic page from "Hot Couture".

P1: Two news anchors with similar features, Bob and Tina, smile at the camera.
Bob: In other news, the Sexy Thanksgiving costume trend is sweeping the nation!
Tina: That's right, Bob!

P2: A scene from the white house, which is decorated to look like the film 1984 with Big Brother overhead. Donald Trump is in a sexy turkey costume being served by workers in Prole costumes.
Tina's VO: The President followed up his Halloween Great Gatsby Gala with a Turkey Day Bash based on another classic novel...

P3: A wide shot of the Turkey Day Bash, showing many attendees in sexy Thanksgiving outfits (pilgrims, wishbones, gravy boats) being served by Prole workers.
Tina's VO: Guests were decked out in the latest holiday fashion, showing SKIN as tantalizing turkeys and provocative pilgrims!

P4: A scene of Juan Jotters, Morbert, and Kevin celebrating in Juan's office from the previous page. Morbert pours them all champagne as they watch the news broadcast.
Morbert: We are a hit. I must admit that making Thanksgiving sexy was marketing genius.
Kevin: Aww, thanks Morb--
Juan: Merci beaucoup, Morbert! Your faith sustains me!
Bob's VO: I guess they were showing GRAVY skin, Tina!
Tina's VO: Trying too hard, Bob.

P5: Juan taps his chin in thought as the three discuss the problem.
Juan: But we've still ten more months of wretched obligation to our conniving landlord...
Morbert: We've probably made enough at this point to just buy the building.
Kevin: Or we could just expand our operations to other holida--

P6: A small popout panel of Juan emoting excitedly.
Juan: IT JUST CAME TO ME!
Kevin VO: Goddammit.

P7: A spread of more sexy holiday costumes, arranged by date. We see a sexy Santa, Father Time, Groundhog, Cupid, Leprechaun, and two Easter bunnies humping behind a "CENSORED" bar. Juan's head pops out of the page excitedly.
Juan: Now to keep profits coming in year round! Sexiness knows no season!

FIN

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Merry Boxing Day Eve, everyone.

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

You will be visited by three spirits

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Also, when I typed moose with 5 O's, autocorrect changed it to moose with 4 O's. A second is all it needs to figure out a new way to sabotage you.

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Is moooose pronounced differently from mooooose? Am I gonna need a stopwatch for this?

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

William Tell: propelled to greatness by a psychotic hatred of apples. Follow your passion.

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

This Thanksgiving, you may find yourself trying to tell your right-wing uncle that whenever the government says they want surveillance powers for X, they actually use them for Y, Z, and everything else. Here's a perfect recent example for you to use: theintercept.com/2025/11/21/f...

theintercept.com

How Universities Used Counterterror Intelligence-Sharing Hubs to Surveil Pro-Palestine Students

Internal university communications reveal how a network established for post-9/11 intelligence sharing was turned on students protesting genocide.

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

God, Pluribus just keeps getting better. Every damn week.

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

If you've never seen any of Stewart Lee's stand-up, it's worth seeking out. Even though many of the references were lost on me since I'm not from the UK, it's still fascinating to watch him command a space or totally pivot halfway through a bit. youtube.com/shorts/UpXBA...

youtube.com

Stewart Lee on Marvel in the era of Trump & ICE

YouTube video by Class Clown Podcast

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

The Harry Potter franchise took a weird turn with that book

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Satan doesn't have skin? *furious jotting of notes*

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Change one letter. Ruin a candy. Wizzlers

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

The scourge of grammar-based vandalism has got to be stopped.

A sign at the self-checkout line at the grocery store saying "10 items or less."

Someone wrote in "fewer" next to "less."

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Aaron Segman @aaronsegman.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

At least this time she didn't say "we're all going to die" and then smirk. So this performance is an improvement for her. Baby steps. youtu.be/uuikbGjH9-o

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Sen. Joni Ernst posts apology to social media after viral video of Medicaid response

YouTube video by We Are Iowa Local 5 News

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