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Aaron Greenspan

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"Fueled by a litany of largely unintelligible and random grievances" —Elon Musk's Lawyers "Écrasez l'infâme" —Voltaire www.aarongreenspan.com

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Montana Skeptic @montanaskeptic.bsky.social · 3h
At Tesla, the Board automatically does what Musk says, and now shareholders can automatically do what the board says. It's the apotheosis of Musk corporate governance. Delaware, you should be glad they're gone. electrek.co/2026/09/29/t...
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Tesla (TSLA) wins SEC OK to auto-vote retail shares with board ahead of SpaceX merger
The SEC cleared Tesla's program to auto-vote retail shares with the board, ahead of a delayed 2026 meeting and a possible SpaceX merger vote.
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 4h
Was the press this inept in the Gilded Age? I don't know enough about that period. But it's pretty inept now, which is why these guys seem so untouchable.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 6h
ICE’s new tactic, witnessed repeatedly at the federal building in MN: when a detained immigrant makes a successful habeas petition, release the immigrant for a few steps outside the building… then tackle and re-arrest them, and claim the habeas petition has been honored and nullified
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 8h
This is probably the funniest leopards eating faces yet tbh. You can have the man's kids. You can build his businesses. You can cover his crimes. And he'll still throw you overboard with no explanation.
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 11h
Probably doesn't matter.
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 11h
Same question I've been asking for eight years, and I actually found out the answer, but no one cares. Elon who?
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 11h
What is a delivery?
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 11h
This is painful to read. And not because of my sympathy for the author (there isn't any).
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 19h
It's a bit more advanced, maybe, but fundamentally it's really not that different from the present, where most people think that what The Social Network told them in movie theaters in 2010 was the truth. It's very easy to mislead large numbers of people. Mass media has done it for a long time.
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 19h
So I've heard.
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 21h
Amazing that there hasn't been more discourse about this.
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 02/10/2026
Nobody in this room, sure, but the rest of us learned this in 4th grade.
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Greg @booksnotwooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The president has been at war with a one-syllable word for months now
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 02/10/2026
This is INCREDIBLE. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h_p...
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EP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVING
YouTube video by Mike Tomlin
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 02/10/2026
Just got the President of Nigeria's lawyer to admit he screwed up big time in court. lol Despised pro se 1, fancy lawyer 0 www.plainsite.org/courts/distr...
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PlainSite :: GREENSPAN v. EXECUTIVE OFFICE FOR U.S. ATTORNEYS et al, District Of Columbia District Court Case No. 1:23-cv-01816-BAH Document 114: Motion to Amend/Correct
$MOTION to Amend/Correct [98] Response to motion by BOLA A. TINUBU. (Attachments: # (1) Exhibit 1, # (2) Text of Proposed Order)(Carmichael, Christopher)
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Sleepin Dogo @sleepindogo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Elon Musk.... "Any CEO who deliberately damages the company he runs due to some random personal gripe doesn’t deserve to run their company!" $TSLA $SPCX #SPACEX #XAI
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Texas bragging about eliminating the "Delaware-style" implied covenant of *good faith and fair dealing* in contracting is about all you need to know concerning where we are in the race to the bottom.
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 01/10/2026
[5 minutes later] Court Clerk 3: Your request for X has been processed. Simple!
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 01/10/2026
Court Clerk 4: How can I help you? Me: I would like to pay for X by credit card. Court Clerk 4: In person or check only. Me: I paid for this case by credit card via e-file. Can I do that? Court Clerk 4: I don't know. Me: [Checks e-file, pays by credit card]
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 01/10/2026
Court Clerk 3: In my 36 years working here we've never done X. File a motion for reconsideration. Me: OK. Thanks. [5 minutes later] Court Clerk 3: We do X. Here are some forms you need. It costs $5. Me: Can I pay you by credit card? Court Clerk 3: I don't know. I'll transfer you.
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 01/10/2026
Court Clerk 2: Oh. Do you have a case? Me: Yes. Court Clerk 2: Oh hmmm. I don't know. Let me transfer you. Me: OK. Court Clerk 3: Yes? Me: I would like to do X. I am not an attorney. Court Clerk 3: Well we don't do X. Me: Yes you do. Rule X says you have to, actually. [Reads rule]
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 01/10/2026
Me: I would like to do X. Can you help me? Court Clerk 1: No. You can't do X. Do Y. Me: I can't do Y. I'm not an attorney. Court Clerk 1: Then I can't help you. I don't know. Me: ... ? Court Clerk 1: I'll transfer you. Me: OK. Court Clerk 2: Hi, how can I help you? Me: I would like to do X.
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 01/10/2026
L-O-L
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 01/10/2026
Aren't these the same people promising "radical abundance" or whatever so that no one has to work?
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Plot to Enslave America is real and this is it. They're going for it unless we stop them
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 01/10/2026
You have no idea.
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 01/10/2026
Relatedly, I love these stories about mass copyright infringers accusing Chinese companies of stealing their stolen material. "I stole it first, fair and square!" is always such a compelling argument.
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 01/10/2026
Pretty remarkable that we are at the stage of capitalism where Bloomberg anchors are openly talking about the "circular dealmaking" in chip stocks at a 10:1 ratio per their guest, and everyone just shrugs. What else is propping up the market at this point?
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 01/10/2026
It's PSLRA-o'-clock.
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Prof. Eliot Jacobson @climatecasino.net · 30/09/2026
Breaking News! The preliminary Nino 3.4 sea-surface temperature anomaly for Sept. 29th came in at 3.18°C above the 1991-2020 baseline. This marks yet another record all-time high and the 123rd consecutive record daily high at 1.1°C above the previous daily record set in 1997.
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 30/09/2026
It is. I would really like to speak with you about Ping. You may know him as Mr. X.
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 30/09/2026
Fun fact: Newt Gingrich got Elon out of jail before he even got there.
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 30/09/2026
How convenient.
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Norm Ornstein @normornstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I first started working in the Senate in 1970–56 years ago. I have loved and revered the institution, worked in it and with it over all these decades, with dozens of senators from both parties. I’ve seen bad stuff and bad people along with great ones. Nothing quite compares to Eric Schmitt. 1
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's cool that Bill Gates' own wife thought the Epstein Files stuff was bad enough that she divorced him, but for the Thought Leaders he's still a guy in perfectly good standing
screenshot of thumbnail for the ezra klein show with guest bill gates
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they are stealing billions from us in order to build data centers in our backyards in order to run machines designed to take our jobs and ultimately enslave us
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 30/09/2026
I didn't even realize he'd fabricated quotations in his motion. But PlainSite Analysis just found them.
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 30/09/2026
FAFO. www.plainsite.org/courts/super...
Omar Qazi's Twitter account stating, "Grok is my lawyer".
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 30/09/2026
You can pay an attorney $5-10K to do research on a brief that doesn't come anywhere close to this level in many cases. Or you can go to PlainSite and get it for anywhere from $39-$89 per report, beyond the ones included in your subscription. Which makes more sense?
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 30/09/2026
Take a look at PlainSite's newest feature: Judicial Analysis. www.plainsite.org/analysis/ Bookmark it. Because it's going to have some interesting stuff. In fact, it already does. I didn't write these. I made light edits to some of them. But the quality of analysis is astonishing.
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PlainSite :: Judicial Analysis
Court opinions and briefs measured against the authorities they cite: which findings hold up, which do not, and where each document is on solid ground.
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 30/09/2026
So I have been working on expanding PlainSite from a kind of esoteric legal site into a broadly useful legal and financial information service. But it's now a lot more than that. PlainSite can provide legal analysis I genuinely think is better than 99% of lawyers. No exaggeration.
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 30/09/2026
I think it's entirely possible the legal profession will be over soon. It's very exciting.
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 29/09/2026
Setting aside legal arguments, this is morally abhorrent by the Supreme Court majority.
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 29/09/2026
Tell me about it.
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 29/09/2026
My brain doesn't work anymore so I just omitted the word "commits" and used "felonies" as a verb, but it actually kind of works here. Nonetheless, the fact that this platform still has no edit button as we approach 2027 is inexcusable.
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 29/09/2026
Ha!
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 29/09/2026
Bold, for a company that felonies daily at this point.
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They're 100% gonna shut this down within a week
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Aaron Greenspan @aarongreenspan.com · 29/09/2026
Eh, the answer is "no", but I'll take what I can get here.
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