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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 12/09/2026
Let’s goooooo rybakina
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 11/09/2026
Pop tart implies the existence of snap tart and crackle tart
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 07/09/2026
as i said in work slack: "oh my god oh my god oh my god" www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGJS...
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You Can See Everything | Official Teaser HD | A24
YouTube video by A24
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 23/08/2026
people are starting to refer to senator samir as mitch lmao
Is it just me or, are Layla and senator mitch McConnell way OP
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 22/08/2026
original chicken sandwich also sucks, wtf
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 22/08/2026
I just finished poor things. The movie was Fine, but: - I love how much weird shit Emma stone is doing now. Keep it up. Even if this one wasn’t really for me, keep doing weird shit - mark ruffalo was so goddamn funny in this
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 16/08/2026
boy, burger king chicken fries are just not what they used to be
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 16/08/2026
Fuuuuuck the Inde Navarrette casting is gonna make me start paying attention to marvel again isn’t it
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 08/08/2026
The thing you need to know about Ross if he says something you should dout that
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 30/07/2026
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social it’s not *quite* big tennis, but we’re getting closer youtu.be/dR3F9_lM_8Q?...
youtu.be
We invented a new sport [Tennis Ping Pong]
YouTube video by Pongfinity
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 25/07/2026
this honestly looks really good www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY_g...
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COYOTE VS. ACME Official Final Trailer (2026) John Cena
YouTube video by ONE Media
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
THREAD OF PLACES TO ACCESS FOOD 🧵 Please spread the word on and off this website, because people are dealing with real hunger issues now.
foodfinder.us
Food Pantries of America - Welcome to FoodFinder!
At FoodFinder you can search the food pantries that are closer to you. Explore the map and enter your zip code to learn which ones are available.
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 20/07/2026
No offense but I think Adam Scott could do a great don jr impression
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 18/07/2026
It is also worth noting that there are multiple concurrent cyclospora outbreaks right now. And while Taco Bell *may* be one of the many places affected by that bagged lettuce supplier, that only covers one of the outbreaks.
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 17/07/2026
Everything I have learned in the last week or so tells me this is much more of a “treat workers with dignity and respect” issue than a “the cdc got gutted” issue
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 11/07/2026
new jack white album good
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 11/07/2026
calling it now, he's running www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR-L...
youtube.com
A Good Man is Not a Nice Guy
YouTube video by Matthew McConaughey
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 06/07/2026
unexpected insertion-sort joke www.youtube.com/shorts/edwWs...
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Happy Fourth! 🇺🇸
YouTube video by Farming While Beige
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 03/07/2026
git push -f The -f stands for “fuck it”
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 24/06/2026
If I were being accused of being a fascist eugenicist responsible for the death of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, I would simply not wear a jacket Like That
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 22/06/2026
Obviously by “Vandals” here he can only be referring to the specific group of Germanic people, why else would he capitalize it
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 22/06/2026
“We will fix it?”
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 20/06/2026
fun game: vocabowl-870366514258.us-west1.run.app
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 19/06/2026
coincidentally, i have been thinking a lot lately about my relationship to headphones and the amount of audio i consume www.theescapenewsletter.com/p/the-airpod...
theescapenewsletter.com
The AirPods Effect
How earbuds influence our beliefs and push us apart.
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Mayor of Funkytown @quasarfunk.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
lol
I don’t have a lot of moments like this. I don’t remember someone in modern history who would go with you and do wonderful things, and then suddenly disappear and go against you. So now I am the bad guy? I supported you! I was the good guy! How did I become the bad guy, and the Ayatollah is the good guy?

This is why I was wondering whether you had ever observed Donald Trump.
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 14/06/2026
new olivia rodrigo is good
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 14/06/2026
woke pope might get me back in a church
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Noah Caldwell-Gervais @noahgervais.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
LANDS BETWEEN FUNDRAISER STREAM An Elden Ring NG+ Livestream Benefiting KOI Saturday June 13th, 10AM-10PM Pacific Standard Time Join me and a wide rotation of other creators, artists, and all around cool people to raise money for a good cause, goof around, and celebrate pride month.
A poster for the fundraiser by @kaceyisspacey.bsky.social, depicting the Erdtree, a foggy landscape, and trans flag colors across the sky.A guest list including: Jacob Geller, Darkfry (Cohost), Ela Bambust, Chris Franklin, hbomberguy, Victoria Scott, Harper Jay, Ashley Schofield, CaseyExplosion, Zeitgeist Mistress, Pim's Crypt, Dan Floyd, Vivian Aladren, Liv Smith, Shannon Strucci, The Cursed Judge, Aranock, Professor Bopper, Codex Entry, Questing Refuge, Locke, and Skylar (From KOI)
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 13/06/2026
apparently the elden ring announcement trailer was 7 years ago? jesus christ
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 10/06/2026
Me to Steve Kornacki
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 09/06/2026
brian johnson's about to spend millions on landscaping omnia.sas.upenn.edu/story/biolog...
omnia.sas.upenn.edu
Forever Young
In a career-defining paper, biologist Scott Poethig uncovered how one molecule can lock plants in a youthful state.
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Simone de Rochefort @doomquasar.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
JOIN. GIVE. www.twitch.tv/rangedtouch/
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rangedtouch - Twitch
CHARITY MARATHON - DONATE TO PREVENT ME FROM LEVELING
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 03/06/2026
Kinda want to go see obsession again
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 01/06/2026
someone should make tortilla chips that are fried in chili oil
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 27/05/2026
“I’ve studied this a long time” is the unintentionally funniest possible thing you could say to this tbh
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Say less stupid shit
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 25/05/2026
That’ll do pig Repeat offender You have to go down in order to go out Damn, we’re in a tight spot No hanky panky What did we learn today He’s bonafide Really ties the room together
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 22/05/2026
incredible stuff
google search for 'stop'

AI Overview               Understood. I have stopped my current activity and will wait for your next command. Let me know what you would like to do next!
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 22/05/2026
they fixed 'disregard'. however,
google search for "disregard this"

AI Overview: No problem! Consider it completely ignored. If you ever need to look up its actual meaning, you can always check out the Merriam-Webster Definition.
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 20/05/2026
Why the fuck are we asking what the YouTube trick shot golfer thinks about the moon landing? Ask him about trick shots, or golf, or YouTube.
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 20/05/2026
Okay how about 10x then
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 19/05/2026
Im going to market a wellness product with a ton of long chemical name ingredients and my pitch is going to be that you need to have a high enough IQ to consume it
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 14/05/2026
everything is simple if you ignore enough details
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 12/05/2026
I cant get this out of my head
Cultured butterCultured butt
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/05/2026
i also find it strange and bizarre that a common default response to "here is something that might make things better" is "oh that will never work, why bother." okay, well, why are you wasting your time thinking about politics if that is how you feel?
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 04/05/2026
i see the war on pronouns has expanded to include prepositions
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
you are canadian
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Andrew @a.ndrw.dev · 02/05/2026
I need the show to end before I can say for sure but live action One Piece is a strong contender for future lists
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I think we took something of a 'wrong turn' as a society when we made our intellectual ideal the young 'best and brightest' and put all of the value on *intelligence* as an inborn trait rather than on *learning* as an earned value. Learning is, frankly, far more important.
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