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James

@tlbjames.bsky.social
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Science-literate Gen-X misanthrope married to @TLBTim.bsky.social. Grizzled copy editor, proud dogfather, rude grammarian, self-pub'd queer SFF/horror author, podcaster since 8/10/06 (@TrashSprinkles.bsky.social), and pragmatic nihilist. He/Him

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Gabriel Ugueto @serpenillus.bsky.social · 12h
If you are interested in Megalodon and all other prehistoric sharks (and let’s face it, who isn’t?) there is a new book coming Feb 9th that you have to get! I was lucky enough to be commissioned to illustrate this amazing book wonderfully written by Dr. Jack Cooper #paleoart #sharks #sciart
Illustration of Megalodon on a black background. The Shark is facing the viewer Cover of the book Megalodon and other prehistoric sharks Technical details about the book
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 6h
Holy shit.
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Bill Krause @admiralbuck.bsky.social · 3h
Window masking - upper primary 1701-G
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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have just learned of #Boktober, the marvellous brainchild of @kamakru.bsky.social, and goodness, it might as well be tailor-made for me. I have in actual fact already been thinking of returning to the hens again, so this feels doubly fortuitous. 🤩🐔
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Arloween 🎃 @feraldactal.bsky.social · 58m
Dinosaur fact: All dinosaurs are cool and there is no such thing as an overrated dinosaur. There is also no basic answer to what your favorite dinosaur is. All dinosaurs deserve love.
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OnlyFangs🧛🦇⚰️🖤🩸 @binkytoes.bsky.social · 5h
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times?
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White Christmas: Sisters, Sisters... (God Help The Mr)
ALT: White Christmas: Sisters, Sisters... (God Help The Mr)
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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 7h
Frank Coniff also posted a plea to reinstate the 600 axed comics:
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 8h
I've heard enough, I'm burying all my money in jars.
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Bill Krause @admiralbuck.bsky.social · 10h
Chaparral on gray, NCC-1976.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 12h
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 12h
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?
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Jaws Iconic Dolly Zoom Shot
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theycantalk.bsky.social @theycantalk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You may ask yourself: What is that beautiful house? You may ask yourself: Where does that highway go to? And you may ask yourself: Am I right, am I wrong? And you may say to yourself: My God...
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Arloween 🎃 @feraldactal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They had a body temperature similar to ours at about 36 degrees celsius (97 degrees fahrenheit). They didn’t roar. Instead they more likely let out a rumbling sound similar to modern crocodiles. Despite their arms being small, they were still incredibly strong and they still used them.
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Arloween 🎃 @feraldactal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
T. rex lived closer in time to us then it did Stegosaurus. Stegosaurus was already fossils by the time T. rex was walking around. Despite certain media (looking at you Jurassic Park) T. rex actually had FANTASTIC eyesight. If it was looking at you, it was LOOKING AT YOU. 👇👇
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Arloween 🎃 @feraldactal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy birthday to T. rex! On October 4th 1905 paleontologist Henry Osborn officially named and described the T. rex. So here’s some fun facts in honor of the most popular dinosaur in history: T. rex is actually much more closely related to a pigeon than it is to Ankylosaurus. 👇👇
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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was DEVASTATED. The first time I watched it.
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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
It's October. Time for Flying Adventure Gourd to make an appearance again. Watercolour and coloured pencil, 64 × 89 mm, 2020.
Watercolour and coloured pencil drawing of a green gourd with a pair of wings and little sprouting limbs, wearing a red sash and a belt adorned with mysterious-looking sigils and objects.
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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Juliebot has followed me three times since Wednesday.
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For E.A. Poe, the proper cuddle pet is a raven. For Mary Shelly a cat. For Bram Stoker a wolfhound. For T.S. Eliot a mutt. For Lovecraft an ancient cephalopod which induces the clarity of pure madness.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Amanda Makepeace (ᏣᏁᎾ) ❤️‍🔥 @amandamakepeace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This cute little face in my memories today 🤍 #art #wildlifeart #bats
The cutest little bat face, drawn in pencil. From Oct 2024
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.
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Tim @tlbtim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If they have to bribe you to take it, you definitely don't want it. But money outweighs public opinions and safety so...
Amazon waves a billion dollar bribe to trick towns into allowing their unneeded and destructive data centers because money outweighs public opinions.
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Laura Bee, Trench Wench @writerlaurabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The more they use it, the stupider they get.
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Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh no! More leopards unexpectedly eating faces again!
Trump shares Republican senator's phone number in feud over time switch

• On Saturday, President Donald Trump posted Senator Tom Cotton's cellphone number on Truth Social, urging Arkansas residents to pressure the lawmaker into supporting permanent daylight saving time (DST) legislation.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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JunkboxJim @junkboxjim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Monk parakeets living in a colony at an electrical transformer station just outside of Dallas, TX. These guys like it hot so the transformer stations are right up their ally. Oct 3, 2018
A bright green parakeet with white breast and throat and an orange-yellow beak stands atop a pile of twigs and looks back over its shoulder towards the camera.  Two more monk parakeets look out from the space between two steel girders of an electrical transformer station tower.  Two monk parakeets are perched atop a steel girder. Map of North showing known location of monk parakeet colonies in the United States. They all came from birds escaping or being released from the pet trade during the 1960s and 1970s. I recall reading that some of them escaped from crates that were dropped by freight handlers at airports. At any rate, that's why they're here and why they're concentrated in such widely separated parts of the country.
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 04/10/2026
LOL This is absolutely nothing I can help with but surely somebody here is a baker and can help Giles help his friend? (Make sure you reply on his post; I cannot cook/bake to save my life, nor do I wish to learn) #baking #cookies #glutenfree
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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I saw that when I looked at y'all's forecast. Stay safe.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OMG. That suuuucks.
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Jörg Hillebrand @gaghyogi49.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This will make make a nice Christmas gift. Preorder your copy now! www.masterreplicas.com/en-us/produc...
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Star Trek: Picard Rebuilding the Bridge
The definitive insider book on rebuilding the Enterprise-D bridge for Star Trek: Picard - packed with rare photos, blueprints, and first-hand stories from the creators who made it real.
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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not Angry. Just VERY disappointed.
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's nice, but I have a greater appreciation for director Bong Joon-ho saying: "I’m going to organize a military squad, and their mission is to destroy AI."
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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NW: (Intermission)
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sky puppies 🥺🖤
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me watching Gremlins 2: "this would never have happened in Mamdani's New York"
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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"What's the problem? Let them eat cake!"
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Arloween 🎃 @feraldactal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It appears that Tromerosaurus lived alongside another Tyrannosaur. Daspletosaurus, which as I stated is a member of the Tyrannosaurinae family. And that alone is super interesting. This year has brought so many exciting dino news and I can’t wait to see what else we learn 🦖
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Arloween 🎃 @feraldactal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Albertosaurinae has dinosaurs like Albertosaurus and Gorgosaurus. Tyrannosaurinae has dinosaurs like T. rex and Daspletosaurus. Tromerosaurus is closely related to T. rex in the way they are both Tyrannosaurids but its apart of the Albertosaurinae family. But wait because it gets cooler! 👇👇
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Arloween 🎃 @feraldactal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wake up nerds, a new Tyrannosaur has just been described! Tromerosaurus solumons. It was an Albertosaurine that lived in the Late Cretaceous in what is now Canada. If you don’t know, the Tyrannosauridae family is broken into two main groups. Albertosaurinae and Tyrannosaurinae.
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Steph @tokenweirdgirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Writing an executive order to do away with the term "grammar n*zi" and replace it with "grammar dom"
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 09/06/2024
“AI will replace movies. I can make my own version of Star Wars where I’m the hero and Obi-Wan doesn’t die.” The problem is we’ve allowed a society where adult men can say things like this without being shunned from the village to starve as a pitiful outcast.
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I was a kid, you could smoke in restaurants. I hated it, but they made you do it anyway.
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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Quick! Someone do a couch ice sculpture with a hole in the cushion. Maybe he'll pull a Flick with it, but . . . *whispers* . . . down there! 😏
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A Christmas Story: Flick's Stuck Tongue
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
AI really proves that Arthur C. Clarke quote, “any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, especially to dipshits.”
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