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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 1h

Found a cursed Murano glass clown figurine to go with the cursed Murano glass clown bowl I found last year.

A truly cursed red and white and black Murano glass clown figurine that vaguely resembles a humanoid dog

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 2h

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 3h

Enough fake cocks to open an adult novelty shop.

A lot and I mean A LOT of rooster statues and knickknacks

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 3h

It's is art, and it is DANGEROUS. Must be a Delia Deetz original!

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 4h

Cursed for very different reasons.

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 4h

OMG there's another one. Look at those cats. 🤮

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 4h

POSTS FROM THE FUTURE: Found a vintage subversive jesus ai slop canvas at the antique store. Can you believe people actually tried to pass this shit off as "art"?

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 20h

Now watching . . .(Well, PAUSING because SOMEONE needed to go potty. MAX.)

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 23h

Gonna give the new V/H/S: MIXTAPE a spin.

Picture of said movie's page on the shudder app on our TV

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

HOW AM I JUST NOW SEEING THIS?! 😂 Coming to you all the way from 1987 Cleveland, OH, please enjoy "House on Fire" by Slam Bamboo . . . . . . Trent Reznor's first band. IKR?! 🤣 (He's in back on keyboard/synth.)

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

That's where we spent our first wedding anniversary after falling in love with it on our honeymoon!

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

here’s my submission for: “I said I liked it. I didn’t say it was good.”

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I don't, she might've been down back in the day.

Painting of Texas Governor Ann Richards smoking a cigarette.

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Huh. I guess sometimes the void DOES stare back.

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

When you put it like that . . . 🥲

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Alex English, Straight Ally 🤣🤣🤣 (Sauce: www.reddit.com/r/gay_irl/s/...)

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

*reads email from author* MOTHERF—

Angry white goose portrait against green grass

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

We had the privilege of attending the original TAMING OF THE TENSION in LA *mumblemumble* years ago. Sadly, we don't live there anymore . . . but if YOU'RE in SoCal, GO SEE HER!

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Spooky season has arrived! 🔪🎃 Share something spooky, scary, or creepy to kick off the month 🖤

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Don't worry; it's coming. 🙃

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The scene under my desk. Max still not a fan of stormy weather.

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Got a little bit (about half and inch), but the main event's just now arriving.

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

👀👀👀👀 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞* (*🤞 For the cooler temps and much-needed rain but no dangerous/destructive flooding.)

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

👀👀👀🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

👀👀🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Midnight showing is about to begin.

It's THE MALTESSE FALCON (1941) starring Humphrey Bogart as hardboiled private eye Sam Spade who's hired by a mysterious woman...

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Anyone got the witch's email? It's busy season at work and I'd love to be all, "Hi, [MANAGER'S NAME]. Yeah, can't work Today. Probably not tomorrow. Witch turned me 'to a frog. I mean RIBBIT."

Witch: *turns me into a frog* now suffer

Me: *chilling on a leaf*

Witch: wait

Me: *experiencing happiness for the first time in my life*

Witch: Wait no

(The picture is a photograph of a tiny reddish-pink frog sitting contentedly in a dewdrop puddle on a little tropical leaf.)

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

👀🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

A nice forecast for Wednesday–Saturday next week showing highs in the 80s°F, lows in the 60s°F (okay, 70°F Wednesday, but 60s after that), and 50% chance of rain every day Wednesday–Friday, and 30% on Saturday.

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Congrats on the new family member! Mssr. Maximilian Beauregard Hugglesworth III approves of Dr. Cheese's name.

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Our boy Max often uses his potty button to trick us into taking him outside, and then instead of actually using the bathroom, goes straight to his poolside lounging rug or bench.

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Time for a movie. Tim's just gotta get Mickey to a good stopping point first . . . 🎮❤️

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What was your first computer growing up? Basically this:

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

BLAST FROM THE PAST: 1996 Senior Prom That's my childhood best friend Mel(issa). We both turned out hella gay.

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

😍I NOW HAVE A NAME FOR MY PTERANODON LONGICEPS BABEH.

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

How your latest email finds me

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

No longer storming. No longer not-liking.

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It be stormin' again. Max be still not a fan.

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Now for a midnight spooky viewin' in the living room.

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We're finally staying below 100°F (38°C) and I believe this may be the first time in months the temperature has fallen below 90°F (33°C) before 10 p.m. And look. At. Tuesday. 👀

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"I am also Max, and I approve this message, ja!" —MBH III

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James @tlbjames.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

my new headshots just dropped

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