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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob

@sweetjesus2000.bsky.social
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Irreverent & Mediocre. Probably further left than you. Leftist atheist supporter of the gay trans communist agenda. The Holy Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social The Many Faces @portraitsofjesus.bsky.social The Backup @sweetjesus3000-bu.bsky.social

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 8h
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 9h
I Don’t Exist
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know that makes me broken I know that makes me weak😕 open.spotify.com/track/0c0S1M...
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I Hate Myself
Florence Pugh · Allison's Songs · Song · 2023
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Social isolation deletes your social skills. Been there and now again You “forget” how to be. Say dumb things without thinking cuz you’re used to just talking to yourself, where thinking isn’t needed Which makes new attachments difficult to form and it all snowballs I try but I fuck up sometimes 😞
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I Hate This Place - Depressed Sad
ALT: I Hate This Place - Depressed Sad
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
A New York Post header with a picture beneath showing trump holding up an executive order booklet. One page is blank, the other shows the cover of Dr. Seuss’ “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish,” with @sweetjesus2000 beneath. 
The headline below the picture reads “President Trump Signs New Executive Order”
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Search “sex” in your photo album
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
12/21/12 marked the end of the Mayan calendar. Many thought this signalled the end of the world. In fact, it was a mark of what was to be a new era, foretold to be one of greater peace & harmony, and less greed & materialism. The Mayans seem to have got that backward.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Almost anything is easier to get into than out of” ~ Agnes Allen
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And now there’s just me 
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I sang this song to Sasha a few times. A few months later, she died. I sang this song to Cindy just once. A few months later, she left me. The power of a song… open.spotify.com/track/39FFlq...
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You And Me
Penny & The Quarters · Penny & the Quarters EP · Song · 2011
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You won’t see me cry This I testify Please believe me, girl You know I won’t lie As long as there is…
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fucking Mae died? Is that what happened? Ted Lasso is a stupid fucking show.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If the stars don’t shine If the moon won’t rise If I never see the setting sun again
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t want to hear about his sex life. He needs to stick to the app
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stick to the app, Pete. Shouting that on stage makes you look desperate #Hegseth #USA #Grindr #Bottom
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grumpygrandpa2.bsky.social @grumpygrandpa2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I agree- but he is the smartest- best connected-patriot we have.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not saying I'm unhappy with him - in fact, he's exceeded my expectations (though there’s plenty I’m angry about) I just want people to think and realize his brand of politics is definitely not “left”
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I grabbed this book,not because I’m a believer, but to educate myself into how the “loons” think But it’s got some great references to opinions of past philosophers & economists & such (I fact check all), that are actually quite useful beyond my original intent Lesson: **READ OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE**
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who,in their right mind,looks at Mark Carney and sees left wing?A liberal? The man is a conservative,some social center,but a conservative Using 🇨🇦 terms,one could classify him as a “Red Tory” That’s as opposed to a further right “Blue Tory” But not a Grit thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/r...
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Red Tory
The language of Red Toryism became popular in the mid-1960s when Gad Horowitz suggested that George Grant was Red Tory....
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s WHY I’m an atheist They’re FUCKING DELICIOUS!
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She thinks Canadians should have “open and honest debate about who represents them” We have that, Emma. They’re called “ELECTIONS.” I’m surprised she’s never heard of them.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They were a really nice couple. My gf and I should have been given medals for our ability to hold back and not laugh in their faces lol
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 lol just watch
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some photos from the social media of #SecondSons What do you notice in each? What stands out? That’s right. They always hide their faces. After all, nothing shows pride in your beliefs like being too ashamed to own them. #Nazis #Cowards #Terrorists #Joke
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
From Jeremy MacKenzie, president of #SecondSons “Remigration sounds too nice. Give me guys & weapons & we'll fucking get rid of them. ‘Get in the truck. You're going to the airport.' ‘Make me.’ 'OK' – bang! 'Anybody else not want to go?” As i said - a #terrorist group www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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‘The Nazis were right': What the leaders of Canada’s biggest ‘nationalist’ group really want | CBC Accessibility
In official posts, Second Sons Canada calls itself a “men’s nationalist club” and promotes a nostalgic vision of Canada. But on personal podcasts and livestreams, its leaders consistently espouse anti...
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lol I said maybe 100 people would show. The social media posts I’ve seen of the event indicate that may have been generous. There is absolutely no news coverage of the event. Why? Too small a gathering to be worth the effort 🤣🤣 Another Nazi Fail.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I bet “those people” are many of you or many of your friends. I don’t say that to be insulting. I make that supposition based on my observation of the world over the past 5 decades. Based on that, the odds are very good.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh! And let's not forget - A frebombing of the Deputy PM's car - Death threats against the PMO that were deemed credible enough by the RCMP to result in arrests - Death & rape threats to the Leader of the Opposition & his whole family, credible enough for more security, in absence of suspect
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“AI, No AI…. Doesn’t matter. I just don’t like you” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 One look at his list shows that I’m not the only “erroneous“ addition 
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just had to wear pants to go outside in the middle of the night. This is the second sign of the end of summer 
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are so many great shows in the UK. I know they’re not hard up for programming. So wtf is this? 
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Which is what I often do. I’m on dozens of strangely negative lists. Normally I’m added after an interaction, during which I humiliated the list creator somehow, usually by providing them with facts that oppose their opinions. 
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had no idea! I guess Tuberville is right!
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The reading includes published news. I’m sure this is not a surprise to anyone.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*Exactly the same list name
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Gerg 🚩🏴 @gergpotter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's about cancelling your voice. I'm flagged as anti-trans, a direct contradiction of my views, I assume by someone who didn't like what I wrote and wanted fewer people reading it. Keep doing what you do. :)
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sounds about right. I’ve also been tagged as anti-trans, also in contradiction to my views. Why? Because I mistakenly misgendered someone. I apologized & corrected when pointed out, but that doesn’t matter to perpetually angry assholes.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another one. Exactly the same last name. Methinks these people don’t know, nor do they care, what AI is.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I used to just kind of post madly: this, that, the other thing. The posts didn’t necessarily have any real meaning. Now I’m only posting if I have something important to say. For example…
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching American Hostage and the best thing about it is how refreshing it is to see Mark McKinney in a role where he’s using a normal voice.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This isn’t Facebook. No need for asterisks. You won’t be suspended for typing FUCK So the only reason you may have for typing f*ck or fu*k or f*** or fk or fck is that you personally find the word to filthy & in opposition to your own sensibilities, in which case why do you go anywhere near it?
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How is that pronounced? What language is that? What is the “*” called?
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What one word do you say more than any other
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ideally
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thirty-four years ago, this commercial almost made me a Pepsi drinker.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have so many regrets in my life. Too many. You’re not one of them.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I bet “those people” are many of you or many of your friends. I don’t say that to be insulting. I make that supposition based on my observation of the world over the past 5 decades. Based on that, the odds are very good.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh! And let's not forget - A frebombing of the Deputy PM's car - Death threats against the PMO that were deemed credible enough by the RCMP to result in arrests - Death & rape threats to the Leader of the Opposition & his whole family, credible enough for more security, in absence of suspect
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm so sorry for the stinky cheese in Green Bay
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