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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob

@sweetjesus2000.bsky.social
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Irreverent & Mediocre. Probably further left than you. Leftist atheist supporter of the gay trans communist agenda. The Holy Penis @thejesuspenis.bsky.social The Many Faces @portraitsofjesus.bsky.social The Backup @sweetjesus3000-bu.bsky.social

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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 1h
“Architecture I don’t like is communism” I can’t keep up with everything that defines communism anymore!
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 6h
Must be close to midterms. Ted Cruz is pretending not to be a racist asshole
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 12h
THE PRESIDENT’S BEEN SHOT!!! No. Not him. I mean the president on The Diplomat.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Periodic reminder that Jim Jordan called a 10 year old rape victim a liar
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Periodic reminder that Jim Jordan called a 10 year old rape victim a liar
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sasha again. She’s in my coat because it had started to snow and she was quite upset about it. She’s looking down at the cold ground in dismay.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This came out last year and somehow I didn’t know it??? Starting it now. All the Knives Out seem to be winners. I’m sure this will be too
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When viewed through a heat detection gun, Sasha’s true nature was seen. That sweet face and loving nature was just a facade!
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Recommend
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Watching Unabomber, which led to look up “Industrial Society & Its Future,” Ted Kaczynski’s manifesto. Yes, the man was a violent lunatic, but even lunatics can make some good points, specifically re: dangers of tech advancements. It’s a long read at 35,000 words, but it’s interesting. Link below
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There’s a new season of Dinosaur! Great news! If you’re into Scottish sitcoms, which I didn’t know I was until I found this show.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I found a bunch of pictures of Sasha on an old Facebook account that I hadn’t looked at in years. So I’ll be sharing because she was the greatest, goofiest, most beautiful, most grumpily impatient, and surliest friend I’ve ever had. And those traits deserve recognition. ❤️🐶
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sasha enjoyed wearing my shirts
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There you go
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Law & Order Toronto is easily one of the best of the franchises. If you enjoy L&O’s and haven’t watched it, do.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m an addict though I’ve been clean for 15 years. It’s part of me so I share. I want people to know all of me. Some hear this, then that’s all they see.They forget interactions, the me as they’ve known me. People I love stop talking to me, spread vile rumours. Do you believe people can change?
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You might know him from Harry Potter, Broadchurch, After Life… I love David Bradley. I think he’s a brilliant actor.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#ICE training instructor
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#ICE recruit training videos :
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is pretty great show. Now had I never heard of it until now?
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And an image of trump, in front of the camera, to do his own take on “Let’s get ready to rumble” popped into my head 🤬
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh look. The USA is holding public executions again smh #America #Murica #Execution #Ghouls #Regressing
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My playlists are all over the place
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Search “sex” in your photo album
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
12/21/12 marked the end of the Mayan calendar. Many thought this signalled the end of the world. In fact, it was a mark of what was to be a new era, foretold to be one of greater peace & harmony, and less greed & materialism. The Mayans seem to have got that backward.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t want to hear about his sex life. He needs to stick to the app
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stick to the app, Pete. Shouting that on stage makes you look desperate #Hegseth #USA #Grindr #Bottom
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I grabbed this book,not because I’m a believer, but to educate myself into how the “loons” think But it’s got some great references to opinions of past philosophers & economists & such (I fact check all), that are actually quite useful beyond my original intent Lesson: **READ OUTSIDE YOUR BUBBLE**
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s WHY I’m an atheist They’re FUCKING DELICIOUS!
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She thinks Canadians should have “open and honest debate about who represents them” We have that, Emma. They’re called “ELECTIONS.” I’m surprised she’s never heard of them.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 lol just watch
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some photos from the social media of #SecondSons What do you notice in each? What stands out? That’s right. They always hide their faces. After all, nothing shows pride in your beliefs like being too ashamed to own them. #Nazis #Cowards #Terrorists #Joke
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are so many great shows in the UK. I know they’re not hard up for programming. So wtf is this? 
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had no idea! I guess Tuberville is right!
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The reading includes published news. I’m sure this is not a surprise to anyone.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another one. Exactly the same last name. Methinks these people don’t know, nor do they care, what AI is.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching American Hostage and the best thing about it is how refreshing it is to see Mark McKinney in a role where he’s using a normal voice.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This isn’t Facebook. No need for asterisks. You won’t be suspended for typing FUCK So the only reason you may have for typing f*ck or fu*k or f*** or fk or fck is that you personally find the word to filthy & in opposition to your own sensibilities, in which case why do you go anywhere near it?
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What one word do you say more than any other
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thirty-four years ago, this commercial almost made me a Pepsi drinker.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This guy, for example
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That 5 week war in Iran just hit 30 weeks today Not to mention the Venezuelan fishermen and energyless Cubans.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#FuckICE
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New banner
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Smh. They don’t understand anything about the world. About market forces and such. Like children.
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I’m Jesus🇨🇦 Pin-Up Heartthrob @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just got added to an “AI SLOP” list which is funny because I don’t think I’ve posted any AI here at all 🤣🤣 Cherry is confused
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