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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Please enjoy this delightful photo caption from a scientific journal article (translated from Dutch)

A person is holding a herring (and a blue circle indicates the fish’s butt, I think?) The caption reads “DIGITAL SQUEEZING OF HERRING PRODUCES HERRING FARTS. Feel free to try this at home!”

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026

🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:

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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The granddaughter does love books, but when we went to story time at the arboretum she took one look at the crowded room, announced, “No,” and headed for the exit. So we went through the nature center to look at more animals, like this “alligator.”

A blonde 2yo wearing a pink & white shirt with purple cuffs & a cute appliqué bat is looking at a terrarium with a bearded dragon inside

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hey everyone I met this good girl named Pickles

Side view of a very cute smiling pup, a brown & black chiweenie in a pink harness

Good pup Pickles looking at the camera. Very happy to be here

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Okay, who wants a TOTALLY NORMAL piece of cheese?

A yorkipoo looks up at a small white plate with a slightly melted square of cheddar cheese on it. A few medications are on the surface of the cheese

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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Girl dinner

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The pups are happy to announce that we have received a box of paperbacks and they are very pretty. They would also like to remind everyone that preorders help replenish the treat jar www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/753918...

2 good dogs, a yorkipoo & a tripawd maltipoo, sit next to a box of Three Blue Hearts paperbacks. The cover is in shades of purple, with the silhouette of a boy reaching up to an octopus

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hey, has anyone seen Abby? It’s time for her medicine but now I can’t find her anywhere

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ebook sale! Now through 9/20, you can grab the Song for a Whale ebook for 1.99, wherever you like to get your books www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/559442...

The ebook sale graphic shows the Song For a Whale cover, with a whale swimming below the title. The top of the cover has northern lights colors, gold pine trees & their reflection (which double as sound waves), & the silhouette of a girl on a dock, arms outstretched. An orange & yellow starburst shape has the text “ebook sale $1.99”

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“I’m not mad at you, just disappointed.”

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

When you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sound of a shark biting an ear

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Me: Can we get the new Apple Duo folding phone? Mom: We have a folding phone at home. The folding phone at home:

A shyshark, so named because it folds itself into a ball and covers its face to hide from predators

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Pitch: a Breaking Bad spinoff about these things (I’ve never tried to buy meth but I KNOW this is harder to score)

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Julia Métraux @juliametraux.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

An ICE agent directed Emilio, a Venezuelan Deaf man, to get onto a bus. He asked for an interpreter and didn’t get one. When he saw a Mexican flag, he realized he was being deported to Mexico, sans passport. My latest for @motherjones.com. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

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How Trump’s deportation machine deprives Deaf people of their humanity

An extra layer of cruelty is added by limiting communication access for Deaf people.

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Interpreted at an elementary school this morning and a 3rd grader asked if I was the “Deaf inspector.” So that’s my new job title

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

In today’s memories, the abandoned zoo exploration in the Catskills from 2 years ago! Here’s the mini golf course

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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

New from 404 Media: we solved which AI company is buying massive shipments of rare books, scanning and destroying them to train AI. We put an Apple AirTag in a rare book, followed it. It ended up at an Amazon facility. Its logo is a dinosaur ripping through a book www.404media.co/we-tracked-a...

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We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility

We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

You probably saw the videos last year of the kid who got a lengthy hug from an octopus at the San Antonio Aquarium. His mom recently posted the loveliest review of Three Blue Hearts! 🩵 🩵 🩵

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Whenever I’m in front of someone who doesn’t know about the exploding whale 🐳 🧨

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Hey darth I met this good boy named Lucky at the neighborhood pool last night. I see his human there every day but I do not know the human’s name

A happy red Australian cattle dog standing in a grassy area next to a sidewalk

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Well I was going to go to the pool but I’ll have to cancel all plans now

A yorkipoo lounging on her human who’s wearing a blue & black swim shirt

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Hey, is there a way to summon bird people here? 🪶 Wondering if I’m correct that this is a robin fledgling, not an injured adult. My yorkipoo Abigail did grab it briefly but it’s hopping & flapping as it was before that. Saw an adult robin on the fence, so I’m hoping this bird is ok & just needs time

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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

This is a factual sentence: Amid an outbreak of explosive diarrhea and with measles cases at a 35-year high, America’s top health official, who has an affinity for roadkill and guzzling raw milk, will soon start hosting a cooking show. My column, tragically: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

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Move over, cyclosporiasis. RFK Jr. is hosting a cooking show. | Opinion

America's top health official, who has an affinity for picking up roadkill and guzzling raw milk, will soon start hosting a cooking show. Barf.

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

For the first time in 5 years, the girls had to be apart while little Abigail was being treated for a kidney disease flare up, but then they got to hang out at a writing retreat! They enjoyed the extra attention but didn’t get any work done

2 sweet pups, a tan yorkipoo & a tripawd maltipoo, share a leopard-print chaise

Something outside the window has caught the attention of the pups on the chase

A tripawd maltipoo & a yorkipoo sharing a blue & white striped dog bed

A sleepy yorkipoo & a happy maltipoo lie on a 101 Dalmatians bedspread on a dark brown couch

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Pulled over to get a photo of these friends

A grayish brown miniature donkey in a field, with a white miniature donkey in the background

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Favorite photo of the pups planning my demise 😂

Timehop photo from 4 years ago, 2 unhappy little pups glaring at their human from the bathtub

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

It’s the anniversary of the cake I saw on the local news that’s supposed to be Kate Middleton holding her new baby. Why is she wearing a wedding dress? Whose face is that? Why does she have a curly blonde mullet? The universe holds many unanswered questions

Timehop photo from 13 years ago, a local news story showing a cake that looks like a woman with a curly blonde mullet holding a baby wrapped in a yellow blanket. The face looks pretty weird & not at all like Princess Kate

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I regret to inform you all that I saw a very good dog at an art gallery today but my phone froze up and I couldn’t get a picture. Please respect my family’s privacy during this difficult time

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

One of the roofers left rib bones from his lunch on the ground and I really hope none of the neighbors saw me chasing this 15-year-old tripawd around the yard after she found one

A happy tripawd maltipoo wearing a pink and green avocado-print shirt and standing in the yard next to a wooden fence

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Resharing this since the B&N preorder sale is happening again, now through Friday! Same code, preorder25

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J. Anderson Coats (she/her) @jandersoncoats.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Today is my birthday! You know what would be a good present? If you wrote a review for a book you love and shared it far and wide. Doesn't have to be one of mine. Any book you love. Bonus points if it's by someone from an underrepresented community. Yay books!

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

If your 80-year-old grandpa was insisting that the reason the backyard pool has algae in it is because terrorists are trying to make him look bad and demanding the police arrest somebody, you'd put him in a senior care facility before the end of the day.

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Yes, someone in Texas has lost their giraffe www.kens5.com/article/life...

Picture of a giraffe next to some small trees. The text reads, “Have you seen Gracie? Missing giraffe on the loose in Texas hill country”

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I’m not working from home today but right after I got dressed this morning I found the pups settled into the office nest 😄

2 sweet dogs, a tripawd maltipoo & a tan yorkipoo, are lying on a nest of pillows & blankets in a home office

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

If I wrote this in a novel it would never get past an editor

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Went to a dinner party & got to meet Boomer

A tan chihuahua mix happily waiting for a treat

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

When heard I’d be getting a Reading the West award I looked up octopus costumes for dogs, of course. But they wouldn’t arrive on time so I attached some elastic to a plushie to make a hat for Abigail, who joined me for the acceptance video See winners & nominees here readingthewest.com/winners-3/

A middle-aged white woman with reddish brown shoulder length hair and a black shirt, next to a yorkipoo wearing a purple octopus plushy as a hat. The backdrop looks like an underwater coral reef

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Cynthia Leitich Smith (Native Books for Young Readers & More) @cynleitichsmith.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

LEGENDARY FRYBREAD DRIVE-IN: INTERTRIBAL STORIES, edited by Cynthia Leitich Smith has won the Reading the West (YA) Book Award. Children’s winners: THREE BLUE HEARTS by Lynne Kelly & PAINTING WONDER: HOW PAULINE BAYNES ILLUSTRATED THE WORDS OF C.S. LEWIS AND J.R.R. TOLKIEN by Katie Wray Schon

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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

My mother, the inimitable Jane Yolen passed away this morning after a blessingly short fight with Alzheimer’s. She did not suffer, and went peacefully into the ether which, I am certain for her, will be filled with words of the most exquisite beauty and meaning.

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Lynne Kelly 🐘🐳🐣🐙 @lynnekelly.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I will never read a better sentence than, “I am here to share how Jesus healed my anal glands.”

Facebook post with a picture of a beagle. The text reads, “My name is Oliver. I am here to share how Jesus healed my anal glands. My caretaker would have to take me to get them drained every 3-4 weeks. She hated it. I hated it. But it had to be done. Then one night she prayed over my body by the blood and Name of Jesus. And something happened in my body. It has now been about a month and a half since I’ve needed this service.
I don’t have the leaking issues and scooting I used to. My body is at peace now and it’s due to the healing power of Jesus mixed with faith. He cares about your animals. I’m off to go play with my friends. 💙

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