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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 4h
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every time i get a physical exam they're like "your resting heart rate is extremely fast are you feeling ok" and i have to be like "yeah i'm just scared all the time i'm really scared right now in fact"
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 4h
some of u
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 13h
I don't blame people who avoid the conflict of politics, but the more you loudly assert that being apolitical is right and speaking out on anything makes you a bad person, the more I assume you're secretly on the unpopular side of an issue wouldnt surprise me if James Hetfield is MAGA
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thumbsnail @thumbsnail.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Kaius ⛔ @kaius.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
guy who threw a huge hissy fit about napster to the point where his band fundamentally changed how the political landscape approaches P2P file-sharing and is responsible for every single ramification that came of that promises he won't stoop so low as to say bombing children is bad
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
didn't know tenga was cool like that
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
everyone's criticizing this when it should be encouraged like hell yeah smoke 5 packs a day brother 👍👍👍
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I had no idea Caster was out of AEW
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𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 07/10/2026
YOOOO LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
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NYC moves to spend nearly $9M of gender-affirming care fund for minors
The funding is part of a $15 million investment announced in June as major hospitals retreated from providing such care.
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I hate being cynical and defeatist, but it's hard to imagine anyone still on X at this point ever leaving that platform without it either going offline or becoming functionally unusable
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Kara BOOOOOchanan 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @magicariot.com · 12/10/2026
there are like two kinds of tech person: "insufferable shithead white cis guy who doesn't want to think about others as long as he gets his toys" & "unhinged trans women who can build a circuit board in the dark & invented a new kind of Sega Saturn emulator" and you should only listen to the latter
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Dezi @dezi.quest · 11/10/2026
this is a 10/10 character sheet holy shit
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Le...
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In A Jar
YouTube video by Brand New - Topic
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[Kabula] @kabula-actn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's tiger time
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I need to tune out from politics. it's difficult when it feels like no horrible thing is outside the realm of possibility, but I'm in a really stressful situation personally and compounding it with the stuff going on at large is destroying me slowly
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Drink the water outta your toilet, you George Costanza looking motherfucker
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Feliscede @feliscede.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I like maid Jax
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tails sayingg fuc k
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tails cussing
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Alliance Against Gun Violence and Gun Violence Ticker. @gunviolenceticker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's strange to me how everyone seems to have differing experiences on how mail carriers handle your packages. for me, USPS is by far the best, UPS is in the middle and Fedex absolutely sucks. it's not a matter of the individual folks delivering, because that changes
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I keep forgetting you can't do polls here and it's slightly disappointing every time
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
everything I'm hearing about the official Sonic discord is about what I would've expected. the actual server is whatever, but everyone wants it to be the unhinged clusterfuck they're imagining, and now that it isn't that, they're just gonna start lying and making fake screenshots
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Wur @wurq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Back in the day anime girls used to hide their long hair under these kind of caps to pretend to be a boy until the end of the episode
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think the big reason why I can't get into fall as a season is because it feels like we get like a week of it. a week of hoodie weather before it goes from summer to winter. it suckssss
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am making Valentine Shadowpaw the basis of my personality for the next 3,000 years
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HRT that turns you into marie kanker
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The biggest aura boost was the episode where he had to dress up as a girl scout for some reason
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Every Pokemon Frame in Order @pkmnframes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pokemon - Season 2 Episode 5 - Fit to Be Tide! Frame 706/2544 Caption: Squirt! Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt! Timestamp: 00:06:47.143
Pokemon - Season 2 Episode 5 - Fit to Be Tide!
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Timestamp: 00:06:47.143
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hey I think I'll watch Royal Romble 2000 on a whim that'll be f- IT'S TAZ
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
whenever I watch an old wrestling show and come across the source of a Botchamania soundbite, it activates my brain like a sleeper agent
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the funniest thing about wanting to stunner someone on concrete is that the concrete part would hurt you more than the guy you're stunner-ing
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it is not cute to wish I get tiger driver '98-ed through a stack of light tubes. it's not "cool" to want me to be DDT'd through an announce table. these threats against my safety will not be tolerated
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ok I'll stop being annoying now
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"don't solve the problem, pass a resolution that says that the problem is bad!" I hate centrist democrats so goddamn much.
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˗ˏˋ quinn @ afk 🛫 🩷🤍🧡 ˎˊ˗ @quintuplecasts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
many such cases
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are there good candle brands other than Yankee? idk how to describe it, but even though their scents still fill the room, they're not overpowering in the way a lot of other brands seem to be
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I too am accepting boyfriend applications u must have 5 years experience and an ex I can call as a reference
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
like in terms of rock/punk there are quite a few gen z bands I know of and like, but I struggle to think of whatever's mainstream at this point
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you kids like the lady gaga, right?
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I had to google "gen Z music" to figure out how to jokingly look out of touch bc I don't even know anymore
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
episode 089
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hai I'm Julie I'm 34 and I love.. uhm.. tiktok,, and *reads notes* the little uzi vert
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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