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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 2h
10/10 would beat up his bullies for him
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 5h
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@tinygreenbug

every time i get a physical exam they're like "your resting heart rate is extremely fast are you feeling ok" and i have to be like "yeah i'm just scared all the time i'm really scared right now in fact"
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 5h
some of u
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 5h
I finally saw it and lmao yep I wonder if TNA is clamoring for that blood money too
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 13h
but he's so mad at the fact celebs are facing more pressure than ever to use their influence constructively that he can't stop himself from complaining about it, and it just becomes this passive-aggressive middling nonsense
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 13h
I suspect he secretly really loves the political entities that keep him from being taxed fairly and he knows outright saying "I care more about adding another vintage car to my collection than taking a stand against kids being bombed" would tank his marketability
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 14h
I don't blame people who avoid the conflict of politics, but the more you loudly assert that being apolitical is right and speaking out on anything makes you a bad person, the more I assume you're secretly on the unpopular side of an issue wouldnt surprise me if James Hetfield is MAGA
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thumbsnail @thumbsnail.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Kaius ⛔ @kaius.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
guy who threw a huge hissy fit about napster to the point where his band fundamentally changed how the political landscape approaches P2P file-sharing and is responsible for every single ramification that came of that promises he won't stoop so low as to say bombing children is bad
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
didn't know tenga was cool like that
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
oh yeahhh lmao
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
he feels like the wario version of Jesse Ventura to me
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
exactly, that's why the woke left hates it so much when you do it. it makes you look too cool calcify your lungs to own the libs!!!
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
everyone's criticizing this when it should be encouraged like hell yeah smoke 5 packs a day brother 👍👍👍
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Right?? I don't even remember what triggered it, but I know at some point TK started personally reviewing his raps before he did them
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
kinda wild, I saw so much untapped potential with Bowens
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I had no idea Caster was out of AEW
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𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 07/10/2026
YOOOO LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
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NYC moves to spend nearly $9M of gender-affirming care fund for minors
The funding is part of a $15 million investment announced in June as major hospitals retreated from providing such care.
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*anxious trembling eases up a little*
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I hate being cynical and defeatist, but it's hard to imagine anyone still on X at this point ever leaving that platform without it either going offline or becoming functionally unusable
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
now mine's hard :(
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Kara BOOOOOchanan 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @magicariot.com · 12/10/2026
there are like two kinds of tech person: "insufferable shithead white cis guy who doesn't want to think about others as long as he gets his toys" & "unhinged trans women who can build a circuit board in the dark & invented a new kind of Sega Saturn emulator" and you should only listen to the latter
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*imagines, rotates penis in my mind to inspect every angle* hmm.....
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Dezi @dezi.quest · 11/10/2026
this is a 10/10 character sheet holy shit
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Le...
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In A Jar
YouTube video by Brand New - Topic
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[Kabula] @kabula-actn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's tiger time
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Yugioh No U Reverse Card
ALT: Yugioh No U Reverse Card
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I need to tune out from politics. it's difficult when it feels like no horrible thing is outside the realm of possibility, but I'm in a really stressful situation personally and compounding it with the stuff going on at large is destroying me slowly
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Drink the water outta your toilet, you George Costanza looking motherfucker
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Feliscede @feliscede.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I like maid Jax
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tails sayingg fuc k
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tails cussing
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Alliance Against Gun Violence and Gun Violence Ticker. @gunviolenceticker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*purrrr* oh wait I'm a dog
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*burp*
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that's what I figured. I know the benefit packages with government jobs are shit compared to what they used to be & they're always low-paying
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
overall, it seems like they're all at the same level for me in terms of speed. UPS and Fedex might have a slight advantage over USPS, especially after Louis Dejoy fucked everything up
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*eats them*
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
another Strange Mail Thing when I was a kid, we had the same USPS deliverererer lady for at least a decade, and she replaced one we had for several years before that. now it's a new mail person literally every few months
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
UPS and Fedex stuff always arrives covered in a layer of dirt. Fedex has broken a few items on me and the boxes ALWAYS arrive beaten to hell. UPS is better, but you can kinda tell things get tossed around with them too.
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's strange to me how everyone seems to have differing experiences on how mail carriers handle your packages. for me, USPS is by far the best, UPS is in the middle and Fedex absolutely sucks. it's not a matter of the individual folks delivering, because that changes
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
so real
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I keep forgetting you can't do polls here and it's slightly disappointing every time
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
everything I'm hearing about the official Sonic discord is about what I would've expected. the actual server is whatever, but everyone wants it to be the unhinged clusterfuck they're imagining, and now that it isn't that, they're just gonna start lying and making fake screenshots
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Wur @wurq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Back in the day anime girls used to hide their long hair under these kind of caps to pretend to be a boy until the end of the episode
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Jelly @jellyb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think the big reason why I can't get into fall as a season is because it feels like we get like a week of it. a week of hoodie weather before it goes from summer to winter. it suckssss
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