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Graham Groans

@grahamgroans.bsky.social
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Preview for "Driller", my latest Patreon-exclusive sketch. You know the -aha!- drill. See it on my Patreon.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Preview for "Rider", my latest Patreon-exclusive sketch. See it, and so much more, over on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Preview for "The Good Neighbors. Thursday, 6.35pm," Part Three of my Patreon-exclusive Comic. See this, and Parts One and Two, at patreon.com/grahamgroans.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Deutsche Mädel hassen die AfD. Und nicht nur deutsche Mädel.
Sepia-colored drawing of a smiling girl, holding a sign and showing the middle-finger.
On her sign is written: "German Girls hate the AfD."
The girl's appearance, hair and clothing, is reminiscent of Hitler-Germany's "Bund Deutscher Mädel", but this one is obviously not one of those.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"The Heart of a Lumberjack."
Colored drawing of a lumberjack in front of a light brown background. The bearded man is standing facing the viewer, looking down with a sad expression, a woodsman's axe in his right hand. He is wearing jeans, a woolen cap, and a fur-lined jacket and a flanell shirt, both are open to reveal his bare torso. His left hand is holding open a wooden door that is set into his torso, leading to a dark, dense wood inside his chest. The title of the image "the heart of a lumberjack" is written at the top of the image.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Preview for "Keeping score." See the post (and soooo much more) over on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Preview for my newest WIP Post, showing the looong progress behind "Have you considered Demonic Possession?" See the entire post over on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"Have you considered Demonic Possession?"
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Preview for "So many curses." my newest Patreon-exclusive sketch. See this and so much more exclusively on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Preview for "Have you considered Demonic Possession?" See this (and so much more) now on my Patreon.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Wraff, wraff." My first 90-minute-summer-sketch, of a Pup and his puppies. #gayart #90minutesummersketch
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Preview for "Sir Cavill", my latest Patreon-exclusive sketch.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Welcome to my "90-MINUTE SUMMER SKETCHES"! I am opening commission slots. Message me!!
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Fantasy Thirst Trap 03. "Otilewd's Glyph of Wanking." We recently wondered what our TTRPG character's Social Media Content would be, had they social media. So I made a series of sketches of Forith, my friend's character. #fantasyart #daggerheart
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Fantasy Thirst Trap 02. "Otilewd's High-Intensity Resistance Spheres." We recently wondered what our TTRPG character's Social Media Content would be, had they social media. So I made a series of sketches of Forith, my friend's character. #fantasyart #daggerheart
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Preview for "Wiccan and Hulkling", my newest Patreon-exclusive sketch.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Fantasy Thirst Trap 01. "Mortecunten's Performance Enhancer." We recently wondered what our TTRPG character's Social Media Content would be, had they social media. So I made a series of sketches of Forith, my friend's character. #fantasyart #daggerheart
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The last saved celebrity is your therapist. (Oh boy. I am in trouble.)
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Preview for "Gay as in Happy", my newest Patreon-exclusive sketch.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"Nicky Noir - private dick" is the delicious hero - for lack of a better word - of a series of extremely good stories written by my dear friend and awesome writer @benijbright.bsky.social. If you haven't checked him and his stories out, do yourself a favor and get on him. I mean, it.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Preview for "Fantasy Thirst Traps." See the four sexy sketches now, over on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
GRAHAM GROANS HEATWAVE PAPER DOLL. Because all clothes are too hot for this weather. Grab your scissors and cum play with me.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Preview for "Graham Groans Heatwave Paper Doll." Because its too hot for clothes right now. Cum on over to patreon.com/grahamgroans, grab your scissors, and start playing with me.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Preview for "Nicky Noir", @benijbright.bsky.social's fantastic private dick. See the whole thing at patreon.com/grahamgroans.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"Cavill Me Evans 2026."
Colored drawing of two very muscular men, tightly embracing and passionately kissing. They are naked, shown to the waist and seen from in front and above. The left man looks like Chris Evans, and the right one like Henry Cavill. Between their bodies, almost crushed by their big muscular chests, is the face of a third man, grinning wide and drooling, face fluished, eyes vacant.
The wall behind them is plastered with posters for a fictional superhero movie, the title of which is "Dick of Steel vs. America's Ass."
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Preview for "Cavill Me Evans, 2026." See the whole piece now over on patreon.com/grahamgroans
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Pride Month 2026. Keep on Fighing. #pridemonth
Colorful image of a crowd of diverse people, pushing a giant disco ball up a steep hillside. The hillside is barren and grey, but a colorful sunrise is visible behind it. 
The disco ball is reflecting colorful rays of light all over the place.Its the same image as before, but with a white overlay, and the following text written on it:
"I know.
Fighting for Queer Rights can make you feel like Sisyphus.
Queer Existence itself can feel like an uphill battle. 
Two steps forward, one step back; everyone and their rabid aunt is doing their best to roll back our hard-won rights. It can feel as if fascists and zealots surround us on all sides.
But unlike Sisyphus, we are not alone.
We have our community to help us push when we’re tired; to hand us something sparkling to drink when we’re thirsty; and to offer some foundation to cover up that bruise. We wipe off one another’s tears, and:
We fill the world with bright Queer Joy.
We celebrate our freedom, no matter what we’re facing;
we turn hate into jokes, violence into art, and insults into badges of honor,
And we dance freely through the night.
So, this Pride Month, come and join us, and help push onward.

Yours, Graham Groans."
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Preview for today's Patreon-exclusive sketch. See the actual sketch ... you know the drill.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"Office Kitchen."
Colored drawing of two men, facing each other in a dingy office kitchen. The man on the left is standing with his back pressed against a refrigerator, one finger nervously pulling at his shirt collar. The other man, standing very close to the first, leaning in even closer with a mean grin on his face, is in the process of pulling his belt off. Both men's hard dicks are very prominent in their slacks.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Preview for "Siren.", my newest Patreon-exclusive sketch. See the whole drawing on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Preview for "Office Kitchen." You can see the whole piece right now over on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Preview for "Free", my newest Patreon-exclusive sketch.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
QUEER AS FOLKLORE. I've finally read @sachacoward.bsky.social's amazing queer history of myths and monsters, and I just had to sketch along and bring my favourite creatures onto the page.
A monochrome drawing in sepia hues, showing a big array of mythological creatures, grouped around a portrait of the author Sacha Coward. From left to right the image shows a Demon Twink, an old Hag on a broom, a hunky Werewolf mid-transformation, an impish and androgynous version of Peter Pan, a Mermaid with a harp, a scary Vampire Lady, Gilgamesh and Enkidu, embracing, a fox-spirit Kitsune, a anthropomorphic Unicorn, with a small wicked Fairy on his hand, a humanoud version of a Xenomorph wearing high-heels and a jockstrap, and Okaburo, the Chrysanthemum Boy.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Preview for "On the third day of Easter he shall rise.", my current Patreon-exclusive sketch.
Closely-cropped pencil sketch, showing part of a man's face, asleep on a couch. Most of the image, though, is taken up by a stuffed bunny, sitting on the backrest of the couch.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Preview for "Kiss", a Patreon-exclusive sketch.
A very close cropping of a rough pencil sketch. It shows the nosed and upper lips of two men, kissing.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
"Robot Lover." Inspired by boy radio's amazing song "Robot Love". For more sexy music, go listen to Boy Radio.
Colored drawing of a handsome dark-skinned man, sitting in the lap of a sleek silver robot, riding that robotic cock, in front of a blueish-grey background. The man is sitting facing away from the viewer, but is twisted around and grinning at us over his shoulder. The entire image looks like an ad campaign for the robot, with slogans surrounding them, and the words "Robot Lover" written across the bottom of it.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Preview for "Robot Lover". As usual, see the entire image in all is robotfucking glory over on Patreon.
Closely cropped image showing the head, shoulder, and parts of the right arm of a handsome dark-skinned man. He is smiling over his shoulder at the viewer, while his hand touches what seems to be the head of a sleek-looking robot in front of him.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Preview for "The Commission Gallery: Bearding the Lion." I was commissioned to draw art for "Bearding the Lion", the wonderful story written by @boymercuryx.bsky.social and @sweenmcdervish.bsky.social. Check out the story here: new.nifty.org/stories/bear... And check out my art on my patreon.
Closely cropped image of two men, rougly embracing (or are they doing more), faces close, lips almost touching. The left man is wearing a tight white shirt; the man on the right looks like he just left a boxing ring, his eye is blackened, there is blood on his face. In the bottom corner you can see the left man's knee, being held up by the right man's hand, and he appears to be held up and pushed against a row of lockers.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Preview for "Eros, drunk." See the whole sketch over on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
Rough pencil sketch of a tired looking young man, head resting on his hand, smoking a cigarette and staring downward. He has a laurel wreath sitting on his unruly dark hair, and a quiver full of arrows slung over his shoulder.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Preview for "Pile On." See the drawing in all of its manly multitude over on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
Closely cropped image of a pencil sketch, showing a group of sleeping men, bodies intertwined, heads resting on each other's bodies.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Preview for "Graham's Roleplaying Sketches." A long post full of sketches and drawings I did, featuring characters, lore, and scenes from the tabletop rpg i am lucky enough to be a part of. Check it out on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
A closely cropped sketch of the heads of two guards, wearing crude helmets. The one looking over his shoulder is an orc, grim tusks showing, while of the other one we can only see a curled horn and a pointed ear.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Preview for "Another quick glance and 'America's Ass 10: Thor Ragnacock." See the entire image over on my Patreon.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
New Year's Wishes.
Colored drawing of the view through a gloryhole. You can see a man's crotch, as he is unbuckling his belt. The belt buckle says "2026".
Theres grafitti on the glory hole's wall. The one above the hole says: "May your next one be everything you've been dreaming of!"
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
(In case you didn't know, Pink Kryptonite canonically turns Superman gay. Canonically. If you don't believe me, see this panel from Supergirl #79 - "Many Happy Returns")
A panel from the comic Supergirl #79.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
"Pink Kryptonite."
Colored drawing of Superman in mostly dark violet hues, standing in front of a brick wall. He is naked but for a leather cuff around his bicep, a leather harness with the Superman-logo on the chest, and a cockring connected to the harness. His head is tilted backwards, he is looking at the viewer with half-closed eyes, grabbing his pec with one hand, and his huge hard cock with the other. On the wall behind his head is a pink neon sign, spelling out "Pink Kryptonite" in cursive writing.
The metal rings in his harness and the cockring are glowing in the same pink color as the neon sign. 
The same pink glow is glinting in Superman's eyes.
His hard cock is trailing a long string of precum.
Across the bottom of the image is written:
"Our dedicated team of neuropharmacologists, exogeologists, hypnotists, occultists, and parasitologists, work tirelessly to make our world -  and its superheroes - queerer and more sexually insatiable. Please consider donating your skills, bodies, or brains, to further our research and help us make your dreams cum true.

PINK KRYPTONITE - Gooning the World."
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Preview for "Good Boy (TM)." See this in full, as well as loads of other exclusive sketches, over on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
Closely cropped penciled sketch, showing the head, shoulder, knee of a young smiling man, as well a small part of his hands. He is bent and twisted as if stuck in a small box (like, for example, the box of a christmas present?), but does seem to be very happy about it.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
"Ginger Bred."
Colored drawing of three rows of ginger haired men, lying on a huge piece of baking paper, seen from above.
Each of the men is naked, or almost so, and visibly shown in post-orgasmic bliss. Each of them has cum dripping from their reddened assholes, or wears streaks of cum across their bodies.
Some are lying on their backs, but most of them are on all fours, lifting their spread asses towards the viewer.
The image is cropped in a way which suggests that there are many more men lying on that paper besides the visible nine.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Preview for "Ginger Bred." (See the art in its entire weird glistening glory over at patreon.com/grahamgroans.)
Colored drawing of a ginger man, lying on his stomach, seen from above. His head is twisted to its side so that we can see his face, both of his hands are reaching backwards, out of the frame, to the small of his back. He is lying on what seems to be baking paper; the calves of another man are visible at the upper left and right corner of the image, as if another man was lying above the first.
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