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Graham Groans

@grahamgroans.bsky.social
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Grunts & Graphite. COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN: 1/2 Slots Taken. patreon.com/grahamgroans be warned, very adult content below. He/Him.

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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Preview for "Driller", my latest Patreon-exclusive sketch. You know the -aha!- drill. See it on my Patreon.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Preview for "Rider", my latest Patreon-exclusive sketch. See it, and so much more, over on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Preview for "The Good Neighbors. Thursday, 6.35pm," Part Three of my Patreon-exclusive Comic. See this, and Parts One and Two, at patreon.com/grahamgroans.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Deutsche Mädel hassen die AfD. Und nicht nur deutsche Mädel.
Sepia-colored drawing of a smiling girl, holding a sign and showing the middle-finger.
On her sign is written: "German Girls hate the AfD."
The girl's appearance, hair and clothing, is reminiscent of Hitler-Germany's "Bund Deutscher Mädel", but this one is obviously not one of those.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Congrats!
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"The Heart of a Lumberjack."
Colored drawing of a lumberjack in front of a light brown background. The bearded man is standing facing the viewer, looking down with a sad expression, a woodsman's axe in his right hand. He is wearing jeans, a woolen cap, and a fur-lined jacket and a flanell shirt, both are open to reveal his bare torso. His left hand is holding open a wooden door that is set into his torso, leading to a dark, dense wood inside his chest. The title of the image "the heart of a lumberjack" is written at the top of the image.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oooh. Another blast from the past! Thanks for posting this, I do remember this drawing fondly. The rest of y'all, go check out the customer AND model himself, @markkanexxx.bsky.social.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Preview for "Keeping score." See the post (and soooo much more) over on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Uh-mazing!
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Preview for my newest WIP Post, showing the looong progress behind "Have you considered Demonic Possession?" See the entire post over on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
That's for you to know once you've signed that Faustain Contract.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
hmmm... a nutted-upon sandwich sounds delicious right now.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"Have you considered Demonic Possession?"
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
How did you get your hand on my private camera roll? Heh. Just kidding. Were that one of mine, the shorts would be shorter, and I'd be wearing a jockstrap underneath. But I am *very* happy to hear you're thinking about me. Ehehe.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hoboy. Thank you very much. And re: your man parts - you're welcome.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Preview for "So many curses." my newest Patreon-exclusive sketch. See this and so much more exclusively on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Preview for "Have you considered Demonic Possession?" See this (and so much more) now on my Patreon.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/grah...
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Wraff, wraff." My first 90-minute-summer-sketch, of a Pup and his puppies. #gayart #90minutesummersketch
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You should see the rest of his armor...
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Preview for "Sir Cavill", my latest Patreon-exclusive sketch.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Terms and Conditions: €49,99. Your prompt. My 90 minutes. As soon as the payment is confirmed, I'll drop you into the queue. (Commission will be a .jpg, sent to your email address. Commercial uses are forbidden. No non-con, no minors. Everything else is up for discussion.)
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Welcome to my "90-MINUTE SUMMER SKETCHES"! I am opening commission slots. Message me!!
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Fantasy Thirst Trap 03. "Otilewd's Glyph of Wanking." We recently wondered what our TTRPG character's Social Media Content would be, had they social media. So I made a series of sketches of Forith, my friend's character. #fantasyart #daggerheart
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Emmatyville □ feet @scary-lil-emma.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is the Amnesty International report on the anti-rights groups. These anti-rights groups have immediately engaged in lawfare to bury this report. *be a shame if people kept sharing it. drive.google.com/file/d/1UggI...
drive.google.com
Report_-_A_growing_threat__the_anti-rights_movement_in_the_UK_July_2026.pdf
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Fantasy Thirst Trap 02. "Otilewd's High-Intensity Resistance Spheres." We recently wondered what our TTRPG character's Social Media Content would be, had they social media. So I made a series of sketches of Forith, my friend's character. #fantasyart #daggerheart
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carl @crlsgif.eurosky.social · 11/07/2026
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Preview for "Wiccan and Hulkling", my newest Patreon-exclusive sketch.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Fantasy Thirst Trap 01. "Mortecunten's Performance Enhancer." We recently wondered what our TTRPG character's Social Media Content would be, had they social media. So I made a series of sketches of Forith, my friend's character. #fantasyart #daggerheart
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
*at least, if i have any say in that.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I hadn't thought of that. Yes. I am pretty sure he would do wonders for my sex drive. Would probably not be very healthy for my ass, though.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
SHIT. Now I am envious. Yours might even do my mental health some good. Mine would only be good for my intestines.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The last saved celebrity is your therapist. (Oh boy. I am in trouble.)
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Preview for "Gay as in Happy", my newest Patreon-exclusive sketch.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"Nicky Noir - private dick" is the delicious hero - for lack of a better word - of a series of extremely good stories written by my dear friend and awesome writer @benijbright.bsky.social. If you haven't checked him and his stories out, do yourself a favor and get on him. I mean, it.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Preview for "Fantasy Thirst Traps." See the four sexy sketches now, over on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
HA! I WAS looking for a good song to accompany this, but somehow that one slipped my mind.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
GRAHAM GROANS HEATWAVE PAPER DOLL. Because all clothes are too hot for this weather. Grab your scissors and cum play with me.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Preview for "Graham Groans Heatwave Paper Doll." Because its too hot for clothes right now. Cum on over to patreon.com/grahamgroans, grab your scissors, and start playing with me.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Preview for "Nicky Noir", @benijbright.bsky.social's fantastic private dick. See the whole thing at patreon.com/grahamgroans.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Thomas House of Dublin exhibiting the pro-human solidarity that all of us should demonstrate.
SO FOR THE FUTURE (LITERALLY) WE'RE NOT ACCEPTING AI POSTERS OR FLYERS FOR THE PUB.

We're right next to Ireland's biggest Art College, lads. It's not a good look.

WE UNDERSTAND BANDS CAN BE SKINT BUT RELYING ON SOME EARTH KILLING APP FROM SOME PAEDO ISLAND BILLIONAIRE IS NOT THE WAY. WE GOT BY WITHOUT IT AND WE'LL GET BY AGAIN.

IF YOU'RE STUCK WE'LL HELP. (YES IT HAS BEEN USED HERE BEFORE BUT CONSIDER THIS THE START OF THE END OF IT.)

THANKS, HUMANS.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"Cavill Me Evans 2026."
Colored drawing of two very muscular men, tightly embracing and passionately kissing. They are naked, shown to the waist and seen from in front and above. The left man looks like Chris Evans, and the right one like Henry Cavill. Between their bodies, almost crushed by their big muscular chests, is the face of a third man, grinning wide and drooling, face fluished, eyes vacant.
The wall behind them is plastered with posters for a fictional superhero movie, the title of which is "Dick of Steel vs. America's Ass."
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Wait your turn! They're not done with me yet! Heh.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Preview for "Cavill Me Evans, 2026." See the whole piece now over on patreon.com/grahamgroans
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
We celebrate our freedom, no matter what we’re facing; we turn hate into jokes, violence into art, and insults into badges of honor, And we dance freely through the night. So, this Pride Month, come and join us, and help push onward. Yours, Graham Groans. Happy Pride.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
But unlike Sisyphus, we are not alone. We have our community to help us push when we’re tired; to hand us something sparkling to drink when we’re thirsty; and to offer some foundation to cover up that bruise. We wipe off one another’s tears, and: We fill the world with bright Queer Joy.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Two steps forward, one step back; everyone and their rabid aunt is doing their best to roll back our hard-won rights. It can feel as if fascists and zealots surround us on all sides.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I know. Fighting for Queer Rights can make you feel like Sisyphus. Queer Existence itself can feel like an uphill battle.
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Pride Month 2026. Keep on Fighing. #pridemonth
Colorful image of a crowd of diverse people, pushing a giant disco ball up a steep hillside. The hillside is barren and grey, but a colorful sunrise is visible behind it. 
The disco ball is reflecting colorful rays of light all over the place.Its the same image as before, but with a white overlay, and the following text written on it:
"I know.
Fighting for Queer Rights can make you feel like Sisyphus.
Queer Existence itself can feel like an uphill battle. 
Two steps forward, one step back; everyone and their rabid aunt is doing their best to roll back our hard-won rights. It can feel as if fascists and zealots surround us on all sides.
But unlike Sisyphus, we are not alone.
We have our community to help us push when we’re tired; to hand us something sparkling to drink when we’re thirsty; and to offer some foundation to cover up that bruise. We wipe off one another’s tears, and:
We fill the world with bright Queer Joy.
We celebrate our freedom, no matter what we’re facing;
we turn hate into jokes, violence into art, and insults into badges of honor,
And we dance freely through the night.
So, this Pride Month, come and join us, and help push onward.

Yours, Graham Groans."
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