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Benji Bright

@benijbright.bsky.social

61 followers 11 following 27 posts

Smut writer, gay, polyam, etc. Actual person. Highly relatable. (he/him)

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Benji Bright @benijbright.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Pillow Talk. Me: You're gay. A: So are you. Me: Nope. A: So, you're telling me you're straight? Me: Nope. A: What are you then? Me: Interesting.

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Benji Bright @benijbright.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

I had to (and failed to, multiple times) login to my fucking scale. Like a weight scale. Couldn't login for shit. To my, and I can't emphasize this enough, scale.

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Benji Bright @benijbright.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Help! It's not even 9 A.M. and I'm listening to the Decemberists! How am I supposed to make it to lunch without growing a beard and rowing out to the lake to contemplate the literary darkness within my soul?

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Benji Bright @benijbright.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Burnout, expectations, and the perils of Production. Welcome to my small thoughts. www.patreon.com/posts/131688...

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Benji Bright @benijbright.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Me walking into a room, addressing my bf: Okay, f*ggot, let's gooooo! Bf: Excuse me, you can't speak to me like that. It's pride month. Me: umm... I'm speaking to you like that BECAUSE it's pride month. Learn your herstory.

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Benji Bright @benijbright.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

The profusion of dudes in slutty tanks and micro shorts is making me short circuit on these Chicago streets rn.

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Benji Bright @benijbright.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Me: "I feel like I've replaced gooning with D&D." Bf: "That sentence is WILD."

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Benji Bright @benijbright.bsky.social · 10/04/2024

In the back of an Uber at 8 am having a text conversation with my best friend about whether Zach Snyder would make a good porn director (the answer, of course, is yes)

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Benji Bright @benijbright.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

I have learned on bluesky that many of you are sluts and whores. And i just want to say: Good job. Proud of you. Keep Going!

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Benji Bright @benijbright.bsky.social · 03/11/2023

Hear hear!

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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

In case you're wondering what horribly horny weirdness is happening on Patreon, head on over to www.patreon.com/benjibright or www.patreon.com/grahamgroans for the creepy collaboration of the year: Tales from the Creeps: 8TH STREET GYM.

Colored drawing of what looks like part of a comic book cover. On the top there's a header reading "Tales from the Creeps", in a font similar to the comic book "Tales from teh Crypt".
Below it, there's a cropped part of an image showing three muscular zombies, shuffling their way through a gym's shower room, towards a young bearded man, hiding behind one of the shower stall walls.
On the left, just like with the Tales from the Crypt comics, there are two circular portraits of the narrators of this story. In this case, it is "Benji Bites" - an image of a young man with tusks - and "Graham Growls" - a young man with a basecap, a scar on his forehead, and goo dripping off of his face.

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Benji Bright @benijbright.bsky.social · 15/10/2023

I thought hoarsely whispering "fuck, where's my clothes?" was a remnant of my days having sex with a fratboy, but here we are.

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Benji Bright @benijbright.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

Bluesky! I am in you! Thanks to @sweenmcdervish.bsky.social for the gracious invite. Now, can I take my pants off, or what?

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