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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author

@elisabethhobbes.co.uk
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Writes Romantic Historicals as Elisabeth Hobbes & historical romantasy with the J. Teaches KS1. Powered by Tea. Autistic. An abomination unto Nuggan. She/her Books available here viewauthor.at/ElisabethHobbes elisabethhobbes.co.uk

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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 2h
😂😂☺️ #celebritytraitors #traitors
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 3h
I’d get rid of Ross up put the blame on Bella. #traitors #celebritytraitors
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 3h
😂😂
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 3h
Michael Sheen Miranda Jerry Hall
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 4h
I appear to have acquired a twenty-one year old! He turned up 5 weeks early and spent 10 days in SCBU and if anyone had told be he’d be towering over me and learning to fly & design aeroplanes I’d never have believed them! Treasure the time folks, because it goes bloody fast! ❤️ #parenting
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 30/09/2026
I’m Stick Man. Please let me die… #dogs #dogtoys
Dog sticks that look like stick man.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Pottery spam. Mh usual class wasn’t on tonight so I went back and trimmed my pots from my 2 day course. I’m really pleased with the shapes and can’t wait to see them after glazing. #pottery
Five pots of varying size and height.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 28/09/2026
A take on @nigella.bsky.social’s Turkish eggs but with harissa drizzle. Beetroot courtesy of the school allotment. #dinner #eggs
Poached eggs on sourdough with red dressing, yoghurt, red peppers and beetroot
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 27/09/2026
So that’s an advert for pie followed by one for obesity help. 🙄 #potterythrowdown
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Queen.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 27/09/2026
It took the lot and survived. #baking #cakes
Slice of cake. Lump of clotted cream.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Lemon drizzle cake. The GOAT cake. But how much drizzle can it take? #baking #cakes #lemondrizzle #gbbo #whenlifegivesyoulemons
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 27/09/2026
I started watching Reacher last night and Alan Ritchson has the loveliest smile. Discworld fans I think we have our Captain Carrot. #discworld #terrypratchett #reacher
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Jack Reacher says 'It's Okay'
ALT: Jack Reacher says 'It's Okay'
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 26/09/2026
House to myself. I’m going in. I’ve heard good things about this and Alan Ritchson was great in The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. #Reacher #SaturdayNight
Reacher series 1 episode 1.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Today is Missy’s best day ever because she found an abandoned kebab on the walk. I, on the other hand, am in bits because the youngest has gone back to uni. 😭😭😭 Why do I never find nice treats when I’m out? #dogs #parenting #saturdaymood
A broken and white dog chomping an entire kebab in the street.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 25/09/2026
The eldest said my latest pot looks like it has teeth and now I can’t unsee The Luggage. #terryPratchett
A big pot with circles on it that look like teeth. A large trunk made of sapient pearwood with teeth, a big tongue and hundreds of feet.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 25/09/2026
We are spirits in the material world, and I am a material girl! #nottotp
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Why has this one never been mashed with this? #nottotp #stingatthebbc
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Madonna Material Girl
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 25/09/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DduO4jr... 99¢ at the moment American friends! #kindle #books
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Elisabeth Hobbes on Instagram: "Hey there, #American friends. The Laudanum Ladies’ Society is currently 99¢ on #kindle for a limited time. A Witty Victorian gender switched take on #BreakingBad full...
1 likes, 0 comments - elisabethhobbes_author on September 25, 2026: "Hey there, #American friends. The Laudanum Ladies’ Society is currently 99¢ on #kindle for a limited time. A Witty Victorian gend...
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 25/09/2026
And for those not traumatised enough… #nottotp
Sting in a giant winged metal nappy.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 25/09/2026
I used to teach a Roxanne. Taking the register was a daily challenge. #nottotp
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Flight of the Conchords did the best Roxanne parody. youtu.be/9x-TriYjnXs?... #totp
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You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)
YouTube video by Flight of the Conchords
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Safeguarding-R-Us #totp
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Is she going to bite the dust or smell the glove? #totp
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 25/09/2026
I’m getting my coil changed today. Which makes me feel a bit like a car. 😬
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Ffs! #morning
Woman in crocs in the street. On way to the car.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 23/09/2026
New toy from the middle aisle. She loves it. #dogs
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 22/09/2026
Did those pricks just film a cake falling over and not try to save it? 😫 #gbbo #bakeoff
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 22/09/2026
Dammit @nigella.bsky.social now I want a coffee and walnut cake! #gbbo
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 22/09/2026
And we’re back in the studio! Join me every Tuesday for #potteryspam. Tonight is a coiled bowl with a Hellenistic feel to it (in my head at least) #pottery
An oval bowl with circles round the rim and handles at each end.An oval bowl with circles round the rim and handles at each end.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 22/09/2026
A police car went past school full sirens going. One kid commented ‘someone’s getting arrested.’ I told the class that the correct response is ‘They won’t sell many ice creams going that fast!’ Now they think I’m hilarious. I hope sone of them find the M&W sketch one day. 🤣 #teachers #teaching
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 21/09/2026
Pissed off that #RideorDie has been cancelled? Need your fix of rebellious older women? Meet the Laudanum Ladies’ Society: respectable Victorian housewives getting involved in very shady dealings. Fun fact: Selina was based on #HannahWaddingham mybook.to/LaudanumLadi... #Prime #Hulu #booksky💙📚
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the museum sounds great i hope they also build one for women
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Time to choose the bear. Might do my assembly about this tomorrow. #fatbearweek
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Pottery day 2. Shaping cylinders (which I find easier than actual cylinders as I can pretend they’re supposed to look like this 😜). We didn’t get to trim anything as they weren’t dry so I’m going back another time to do that. #pottery #clay #weekemdfun
Three vases in different shapes.Two potsFive pots on shelves.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 20/09/2026
The reason I find pulling pots with my first and middle finger hard. #pottery
Hand with first finger much shorter than middle.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 19/09/2026
The youngest and I watched Masters of the Universe. It was really fun.
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He Man Yaaaaassss Meme
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 19/09/2026
Did my birthday present pottery throwing course (thanks @sinisterbulb.bsky.social) Six were reasonably successful and two went into the slop bucket. I’m not sure how good for wellbeing it actually is given how frustrating it is but it’s great fun and six hours went very fast. #pottery #weekend
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 19/09/2026
Cowmuters. #cows #travel #roads
Cows crossing a road.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 18/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 18/09/2026
One of the best things I’ve seen in a long while.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of modern civilisation’s great moments. THE SWEDISH CHEF RAPPER'S DELIGHT
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SinisterBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just in case theres anyone on the planet who hasn’t seen this. One of the best things on the internet #totp youtu.be/_li_d_YviZ4?...
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Musicless Musicvideo / DAVID BOWIE & MICK JAGGER - Dancing In The Street
YouTube video by Mario Wienerroither
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 18/09/2026
Gonna tell my kids this was Bob Ross. #totp
A giant human sized bird
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 17/09/2026
I am in this post and I don’t like it. 😂
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 16/09/2026
I adore Jenny and Miriam’s relationship in The Laudanum Ladies’ Society and writing their first (official) meeting was one of my favourite scenes. mybook.to/LaudanumLadi... #historicalromance #romancereaders #meetcute #Love #Books
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 16/09/2026
Dugga Doo will not be touring with #EdSheeran
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Dugga Doo
ALT: Dugga Doo
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 14/09/2026
Ok, I thought that song was called Dingo. D-I-N-G-O. #onlyconnect
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 13/09/2026
Queen Amann. (One for the Brittany lovers)
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 13/09/2026
Eldest child has gone back to uni. 😭😭😭
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