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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author

@elisabethhobbes.co.uk
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Writes Romantic Historicals as Elisabeth Hobbes & historical romantasy with the J. Teaches KS1. Powered by Tea. Autistic. An abomination unto Nuggan. She/her Books available here viewauthor.at/ElisabethHobbes elisabethhobbes.co.uk

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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 4h
They need to combine them. Someone is a traitor on #gbbo and has to ruin other contestants’ bakes without getting caught. Ditto #potterythrowdown
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 4h
Yes, it’s wonderful to see them being so casually referred to on prime time tv.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 4h
Nice! I trust you pronounced them empa-na-das not empa-nya-da.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 4h
They remind me of my youngest in almost every respect.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 16h
Eli Port, 44, would like you to be comfortable enough to be your true self – but is reportedly unaware that your true self is an undomesticated bin creature.
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“You can unmask with me” says neurotypical who doesn’t realise you’re feral
A non-autistic friend who wants you to feel safe to unmask with them has no idea what they’re saying, it has been confirmed.  Eli Port, 44, would like you to be comfortable enough to be your true…
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 4h
😂
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 5h
What filling?
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 5h
wtf!
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 5h
I wouldn’t put it past them.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 5h
Just stop talking Hannah! #celebritytraitors
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 5h
Or The Hunger Games.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 5h
I think so.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 6h
#celebritytraitors
James blunt in a shower cap.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 6h
It has indeed been a week full of days! Friday night drink is a lot pinker than I expected but very nice. #fridaynight #cocktails #martini #weekend
Can of M&S pink passion star martini cocktail Large glass with very pink drink
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 8h
You had me up until memory of Jeffrey Archer! 😂
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 08/10/2026
They’re great, and I’ve decided pretty much the carbon copy of my youngest.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 08/10/2026
Don’t kill Blunt! #celebritytraitors
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 08/10/2026
Thank you for loving me? #celebritytraitors
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 08/10/2026
I would love Acaster to win the whole thing. #celebritytraitors
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 08/10/2026
Oh no! That sounds horrible! Hope you’re feeling better soon. Xx
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 08/10/2026
Skool doggers.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 08/10/2026
Which big tree?
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Three wheel throws, plus a sgraffito where I discovered I don’t know what trees look like! #pottery
A low dish with edges folded over.A bowl with quite straight sidesA fat potA pot with black glaze and a tree carved into it.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 06/10/2026
That’s not one of the top words that springs to mind.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 06/10/2026
Curiosity led me to seek out what category Jeffrey Archer was in. Turns out it’s mine. 😳 #romancereaders #jeffreyarcher
Book 1 of 3
Reading age
Best Sellers
Rank
Kane and Abel
18 years and up
132 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
2 in Family Sagas
2 in 20th Century Historical
Romance (Books)
2 in Historical Fiction
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 05/10/2026
I got stuck on The Master.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 05/10/2026
Pass up the left. #onlyconnect
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 04/10/2026
Fabulous!
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 04/10/2026
I’m not religious but going to Booths is a bit of a holy experience. I have a dangerous addiction to their bags too.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 04/10/2026
I had no idea who he was before this but I liked him.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 04/10/2026
Same. I liked him.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 04/10/2026
Excellent Yorkshires!
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 04/10/2026
And stock currently on the go for risotto tomorrow.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 04/10/2026
She made a comment just before the break about not being as good as the others and seemed quite sad.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 04/10/2026
I think she’s frustrated because she can’t do what she wants to do she’s playing the class clown.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 04/10/2026
They’ve turned out great.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 04/10/2026
I’d mistrust anyone who was tbh.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 04/10/2026
Ah, handles. Always fun. #potterythrowdown
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 04/10/2026
All puppets are scary.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 04/10/2026
Very cool!
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 04/10/2026
The Labour one is better.
Bayeux tapestry with scenes of Liz Truss crasheth the economy’ ‘a lettuce outliveth Liz truss’ and ‘Boris partieth during lockdown’
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 04/10/2026
New #HouseoftheDragon characters revealed.
Cheese packaging saying ‘Ser Królewski’ and ‘Ser Gouda’
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Just announced! Three new Gruffalo books commissioned from bestselling authors!

Lee Chilld:
The Gruffalo just wants a quiet life, but when a crime syndicate moves into the deep dark wood, he must use his terrible claws and the terrible teeth in his terrible jaws to protect the fellow.

Sally Rooney:
The Gruffalo moves to contemporary Dublin. He  
ill ever see past his orange eyes, purple prickles and poisonous wart.

Kazuo Ishiguro:
After a long absence, the gruffalo returns to the forest and attempts to make sense of his past. Encounters with a mouse, a fox, an owl and a snake uncover long-buried memories, regrets and revelations.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 04/10/2026
Looking for #weekendreads? Try this. Respectable housewives selling laudanum in Victorian London in a gender switched take on Breaking Bad. currently 99p/99¢ mybook.to/LaudanumLadi... #books #sundayreads #historicalfiction #breakingbad
It was a longstanding tradition that, after dinner, Jenny Rosewood ensured that her Uncle Conrad was comfortable by the fire with his nightly sleeping tincture to hand. It was also customary that on Thursday night she added two extra measures to the water glass without his knowledge Female friendship
Ruthless businesswomen
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Laudanum
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ELISABETH HOBBES

Older heroine
Reunion romance'A wonderfully engaging historical mystery with memorable characters, sharp wit, and just the right amount of intrigue.'
'Women challenging social expectations?
Yes, please!'
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
thys nys no partye! thys nys no disco! thys nys no jestinge arounde! thys nys no taverne! nor roade-syde playhous! Ich ne have tyme for that nowe!
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 03/10/2026
Impromptu day at #Llandudno because the weather was nice. Dogs were overjoyed to get a beach run and chips. The distant high-vis jackets in the last photo are the #freepalestine demo. #wales #beach #dogs
Sand dunes and distant hills over the seaTwo dogs in a beach. Fish and chips Beach bay with Victorian buildings
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 03/10/2026
Clearly starving! #seagulls #birds #babybirds #beach
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 03/10/2026
🎶 Sex arse arse, sex arse, lost my sex arse. Thanks to bloody Brexit importation is a farce.🎶
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 03/10/2026
Dogs on beaches. So hard to photograph, but incredible to see. #dogs #beaches #rescuedogs
A dog with all 4 legs off the floor hunched in a ball like an an angry Burd with a tail. Hovering on a beach.
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Elisabeth J. Hobbes author @elisabethhobbes.co.uk · 03/10/2026
John Healey apparently.
Characters in medieval clothing underneath a comet labelled Tax while a wizened goblin/house elf caricature rubs his hands together. Caption is Healey’s Comet.
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