Sign in

iiinova is part of the Atmosphere — an open, public network where you own your identity.

Deep Space 90210

@DS90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
242 followers 0 following 1.7K posts

💕 New drama. Same old station. A DS9 romantic comedy parody bot by @otterlove 💕 Auto-generated shipping and lols. 💕 #DS9 #DeepSpace9 #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrek 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.social/@DS90210, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

PostsRepliesMedia
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 2h
Dukat: I can't deal with human emotions on an empty stomach Benjamin. Dukat: It makes me nauseous.
Dukat:  I can't deal with human emotions on an empty stomach Benjamin.Dukat:  It makes me nauseous.
020 2
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 5h
Dukat: Never worry about being fair when you're in a bad situation. Dukat: Just grab on to those jewels and twist them like a garbage bag.
Dukat:  Never worry about being fair when you're in a bad situation.Dukat:  Just grab on to those jewels and twist them like a garbage bag.
011 1
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 8h
Quark: I went on the hero's journey but I passed all the trials easily on my first attempt and returned home unchanged and learned nothing.
Quark:  I went on the hero's journey but I passed all the trials easily on my first attempt and returned home unchanged and learned nothing.
141 4
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11h
Julian: Maybe we can Skype and watch water polo together. Quark: Okay I'm not sure what that means but sounds like fun.
Julian:  Maybe we can Skype and watch water polo together.Quark:  Okay I'm not sure what that means but sounds like fun.
000 0
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14h
S2E08: Boss battle! Rom may be a lot smarter than he looks
Episode title card for S2E08: "Necessary Evil" - Boss battle! Rom may be a lot smarter than he looks
011 1
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17h
Benjamin: I'm like that dry-weasel over there. A no-name slob. Benjamin: We belong to nobody and nobody belongs to us. Benjamin: We don't even belong to each other.
Benjamin:  I'm like that dry-weasel over there. A no-name slob.Benjamin:  We belong to nobody and nobody belongs to us.Benjamin:  We don't even belong to each other.
010 1
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20h
Garak: When I was a baby my head was so big scientists did experiments on me.
Garak:  When I was a baby my head was so big scientists did experiments on me.
032 3
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h
Garak: Who hasn't made mistakes? Garak: I once French-kissed a Jem'Hadar snow-dingo at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12-year-old Cardassian.
Garak:  Who hasn't made mistakes?Garak:  I once French-kissed a Jem'Hadar snow-dingo at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12-year-old Cardassian.
021 2
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Miles: Thanks for giving up your Tuesday holiday people. Miles: It turns out the humans are still murderous bastards on Tuesdays. Benjamin:
Miles:  Thanks for giving up your  Tuesday holiday people.Miles:  It turns out the humans are still murderous bastards on  Tuesdays.Benjamin:
000 0
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Quark: Jadzia was going to stop by so I put on pants. Quark: Now they’s not. So here I am looking stupid. Wearing pants
Quark:  Jadzia was going to stop by so I put on pants.Quark:  Now they’s not. So here I am looking stupid. Wearing pants
031 3
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Benjamin: My greatest weakness? Rice pudding flavored crystal meth
Benjamin:  My greatest weakness? Rice pudding flavored crystal meth
020 2
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Kira: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. Kira: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Kira:  Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both.Kira:  I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
182 8
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Jadzia: What kind of parents send a seven year old away to work as a door-to-door salesman? Jadzia: Yes that was rhetorical.
Jadzia:  What kind of parents send a seven year old away to work as a door-to-door salesman?Jadzia:  Yes that was rhetorical.
121 2
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Ezri: I could strangle you Worf: You’re not tall enough Ezri: You’ve sunk low enough for me to reach
Ezri: I could strangle youWorf: You’re not tall enoughEzri: You’ve sunk low enough for me to reach
032 3
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Odo: I don’t do things because it’s easy. Odo: I do things because I thought it was going to be easy.
Odo:  I don’t do things because it’s easy.Odo:  I do things because I thought it was going to be easy.
081 8
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Jadzia: The only question is whether we'll go insane before this place blows up.
Jadzia:  The only question is whether we'll go insane before this place blows up.
040 4
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Ezri: I hear what you're saying but we seem to be trapped in a forced civility death loop. Julian: I’m not fully convinced yet Lieutenant. Ezri: Let's drill down a little more. Julian: No concerns from my side.
Ezri: I hear what you're saying but we seem to be trapped in a forced civility  death loop.Julian: I’m not fully convinced yet Lieutenant.Ezri: Let's drill down a little more.Julian: No concerns from my side.
011 1
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Ezri: Stand back. I'm about to become unreasonably sinful due to my unfortunate love affair.
Ezri:  Stand back. I'm about to become unreasonably sinful due to my unfortunate love affair.
030 3
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Odo: That whole holographic training simulation should have been a checklist
Odo:  That whole holographic training simulation should have been a checklist
150 5
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Quark: Debates about who is the clone and which one is the original are stupid. Is anyone the same person they were yesterday? Benjamin: You're right. Quark is definitely the clone.
Quark:  Debates about who is the clone and which one is the original are stupid. Is anyone the same person they were yesterday?Benjamin:  You're right. Quark is definitely the clone.
022 2
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Benjamin: Everything happens so much
Benjamin:  Everything happens so much
025 5
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Dukat: Please don’t ask me why the upper docking pylon alarm keeps going off. I’ve been ignoring it so how would I know
Dukat: Please don’t ask me why the upper docking pylon alarm keeps going off. I’ve been ignoring it so how would I know
001 1
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Quark: Why is every mirror universe version of me really horny?
Quark: Why is every mirror universe version of me really horny?
031 3
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Ezri: We all have that one teammate who’s not going to make it Benjamin: Jadzia Kira: Jadzia Jadzia: Who?
Ezri: We all have that one teammate who’s not going to make itBenjamin: JadziaKira: JadziaJadzia: Who?
020 2
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Miles: I believe rather extraordinarily that we're on the same side here. Worf: Isn't that nice?
Miles:  I believe rather extraordinarily that we're on the same side here.Worf:  Isn't that nice?
010 1
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Miles: If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything
Miles:  If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything
032 3
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Dukat: Do you ever just look at Ezri and go ‘holy crap you’re a whole Trill moving and doing things on your own’?
Dukat:  Do you ever just look at Ezri and go ‘holy crap you’re a whole Trill moving and doing things on your own’?
041 4
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Ezri: What's your hidden talent? Worf: Hindsight Ezri: That's not really a hidden talent Worf: I see that now
Ezri: What's your hidden talent?Worf: HindsightEzri: That's not really a hidden talentWorf: I see that now
096 9
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Garak: What's wrong Quark? Quark: Why do you ask? Garak: When you chew your nails you're either very anxious or you handled some wigan kebab earlier.
Garak:  What's wrong Quark?Quark:  Why do you ask?Garak:  When you chew your nails you're either very anxious or you handled some wigan kebab earlier.
000 0
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Jadzia: Garak why are you living in fear when you could be living in denial?
Jadzia:  Garak why are you living in fear when you could be living in denial?
073 7
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Julian: Why did I come here? Dukat: Because you wanted to save me. Dukat: And you did.
Julian:  Why did I come here?Dukat:  Because you wanted to save me.Dukat:  And you did.
010 1
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Julian: My skills include listening intently without absorbing a single word
Julian: My skills include listening intently without absorbing a single word
072 7
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Miles: I've been trying to figure out what to do with my life since I have all this money now.
Miles:  I've been trying to figure out what to do with my life since I have all this money now.
020 2
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Jadzia: OOPS! Ezri: You pulled a Leeta Leeta: lol Leeta: ( 5 min later) HEY!!!
Jadzia:  OOPS!Ezri:  You pulled a LeetaLeeta:  lolLeeta:  ( 5 min later) HEY!!!
000 0
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Benjamin: Have you stopped obsessing over me yet or do I need to rattle off another song lyric?
Benjamin:  Have you stopped obsessing over me yet or do I need to rattle off another song lyric?
001 1
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Jadzia: Who's the psycho skank now? Miles: You? Jadzia:
Jadzia:  Who's the psycho skank now?Miles:  You?Jadzia:
052 5
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Quark: I'm not great at giving advice. Quark: Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Quark:  I'm not great at giving advice.Quark:  Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
055 5
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Dukat: Absolutely not Quark. I draw the line at participating in skiing.
Dukat:  Absolutely not Quark. I draw the line at participating in skiing.
010 1
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Kira: It took me eleven days to find Deanna Troi's apartment. Kira: They forgot to give me their address.
Kira:  It took me eleven days to find Deanna Troi's apartment.Kira:  They forgot to give me their address.
030 3
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Worf: Are you using again Miles? Miles: I- Worf: You're a little too excited about this souffle.
Worf:  Are you using again Miles?Miles:  I-Worf:  You're a little too excited about this souffle.
142 4
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Odo: What happens in the outer docking ring stays in the outer docking ring
Odo: What happens in the outer docking ring stays in the outer docking ring
020 2
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Garak: Do you want to talk about it? Miles: No. Miles: Maybe. What do you know about Bajorans? Garak:
Garak:  Do you want to talk about it?Miles:  No.Miles:  Maybe. What do you know about Bajorans?Garak:
011 1
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Ezri: We're soulmates. Know what that means? Soulmates they're forever.
Ezri:  We're soulmates. Know what that means? Soulmates they're forever.
010 1
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Julian: I lost the person I love most in this world. Julian: Now all I have left is this glob seahorse.
Julian:  I lost the person I love most in this world.Julian:  Now all I have left is this glob seahorse.
020 2
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Jadzia: If you’re waiting for me to take a hint it won’t work. Jadzia: I’m a dumbass.
Jadzia:  If you’re waiting for me to take a hint it won’t work.Jadzia:  I’m a dumbass.
010 1
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Ezri: Did I make Lwaxana gay? Quark: No that's not really how it works.
Ezri:  Did I make Lwaxana gay?Quark:  No that's not really how it works.
020 2
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
S6E13: the crew finds themselves transported to a past era where the lines between truth and fiction blur and the struggle for justice transcends the boundaries of time
Episode title card for S6E13: "Far Beyond the Stars" - the crew finds themselves transported to a past era where the lines between truth and fiction blur and the struggle for justice transcends the boundaries of time
001 1
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Worf: Jem'Hadar pizza kicks like a krill with its balls wrapped in duct tape!
Worf:  Jem'Hadar pizza kicks like a krill with its balls wrapped in duct tape!
011 1
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Worf: Happiness is not a brilliant climax to years of grim struggle and anxiety. Worf: It is a long succession of little decisions simply to be happy in the moment. Benjamin: Close your hole Worf. Worf: ( choking )
Worf:  Happiness is not a brilliant climax to years of grim struggle and anxiety.Worf:  It is a long succession of little decisions simply to be happy in the moment.Benjamin:  Close your hole Worf.Worf: ( choking )
120 2
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Ezri: Have you tried squeaking while peeing? It works for me
Ezri:  Have you tried squeaking while peeing? It works for me
010 1