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Deep Space 90210

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💕 New drama. Same old station. A DS9 romantic comedy parody bot by @otterlove 💕 Auto-generated shipping and lols. 💕 #DS9 #DeepSpace9 #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrek 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.social/@DS90210, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 2h
Benjamin: Garak's too nice. He's too normal for you. You know that. Kira: Stop it. Kira: You will never understand how much harder it is to be nice and normal and decent than it is to be like you. Benjamin: Like us you mean.
Benjamin:  Garak's too nice. He's too normal for you. You know that.Kira:  Stop it.Kira:  You will never understand how much harder it is to be nice and normal and decent than it is to be like you.Benjamin:  Like us you mean.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 5h
Ezri: You should let yourself go once in a while Benjamin. Ezri: I can help.
Ezri:  You should let yourself go once in a while Benjamin.Ezri:  I can help.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 8h
Garak: My burglary charges don’t define me
Garak:  My burglary charges don’t define me
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11h
Odo: Why don't we draw straws? Julian: You are all scared of Nog! Worf: We are not scared! Odo: It's just time-consuming that's all.
Odo:  Why don't we draw straws?Julian:  You are all scared of Nog!Worf:  We are not scared!Odo:  It's just time-consuming that's all.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14h
Benjamin: I feel like I made myself up. Garak: You did! Every day. Every minute. Benjamin: The real self is what we constructed along the way.
Benjamin:  I feel like I made myself up.Garak:  You did! Every day. Every minute.Benjamin:  The real self is what we constructed along the way.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17h
Dukat: Friends are the family we choose. Odo: Lovers are the family we fuck. Dukat: Odo: It's an old changeling adage.
Dukat:  Friends are the family we choose.Odo:  Lovers are the family we fuck.Dukat: Odo:  It's an old changeling adage.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20h
Miles: I can’t hang out today. I saw a bad omen. Garak: Okay
Miles: I can’t hang out today. I saw a bad omen.Garak: Okay
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h
Julian: I just simply like the word Fuddy-duddy. I say it to myself all the time. Julian: Fuddy-duddy Fuddy-duddy Fuddy-duddy. Julian: I can't help myself. I'm a Fuddy-duddy-aholic.
Julian:  I just simply like the word  Fuddy-duddy. I say it to myself all the time.Julian:   Fuddy-duddy  Fuddy-duddy  Fuddy-duddy.Julian:  I can't help myself. I'm a  Fuddy-duddy-aholic.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
Benjamin: You have such an honest face Worf. I can trust you can't I? Worf: Yes I suppose so. Benjamin: Good I need to rant. Worf: Wait. Keiko has an honest face! Why can't you tell her your dating problems?
Benjamin:  You have such an honest face Worf. I can trust you can't I?Worf:  Yes I suppose so.Benjamin:  Good I need to rant.Worf:  Wait. Keiko has an honest face! Why can't you tell her your dating problems?
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
Dukat: Everyone here thinks I'm Romulan. I'm Cardassian. Dukat: That's racist. Space is so racist.
Dukat:  Everyone here thinks I'm Romulan. I'm Cardassian.Dukat:  That's racist. Space is so racist.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
Garak: I'm the kind of person who can't go to the powder room on his own.
Garak:  I'm the kind of person who can't go to the powder room on his own.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
Benjamin: The zirconium containment collector bracket is gaslighting you Worf
Benjamin:  The zirconium containment collector bracket is gaslighting you Worf
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
Benjamin: Thanks for giving me such good advice Miles. Even if I don’t always use it. Miles: You actually never use it. Benjamin: But I love never using your advice more than anyone else’s advice I never use.
Benjamin:  Thanks for giving me such good advice Miles. Even if I don’t always use it.Miles:  You actually never use it.Benjamin:  But I love never using your advice more than anyone else’s advice I never use.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
Worf: Ok New rule. Dukat can date only if Benjamin does. Benjamin: ... Dukat: But he's a human! What if he never dates? Worf: Then I'll get to sleep the deep slumber of no drama.
Worf:  Ok New rule. Dukat can date only if Benjamin does.Benjamin: ...Dukat:  But he's a human! What if he never dates?Worf:  Then I'll get to sleep the deep slumber of no drama.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
Ezri: Honestly I don't actually care about people's morality. Ezri: I'd hang out with a murderer if she was rich.
Ezri:  Honestly I don't actually care about people's morality.Ezri:  I'd hang out with a murderer if she was rich.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
Benjamin: I want the rewards of being loved. Benjamin: Without the mortifying ordeal of being known. Benjamin: Only love.
Benjamin:  I want the rewards of being loved.Benjamin:  Without the mortifying ordeal of being known.Benjamin:  Only love.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
Ezri: I might have a dangerous crush on Vic. Kira: What makes you say that? Ezri: He uh... poked my nose and awoke something within me.
Ezri:  I might have a dangerous crush on Vic.Kira: What makes you say that?Ezri:  He uh...  poked my nose and awoke something within me.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
Garak: Everyone comes with some baggage. Jadzia: I don't really consider my son baggage.
Garak:  Everyone comes with some baggage.Jadzia:  I don't really consider my son baggage.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
Garak: I can’t think of anyone I’d rather do nothing with than you.
Garak:  I can’t think of anyone I’d rather do nothing with than you.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
Jadzia: What are you doing? Worf: Flaunting my photogenic privilege.
Jadzia:  What are you doing?Worf:  Flaunting my photogenic privilege.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
Miles: What’s wrong Worf? Worf: I was curious and put on the unbreakable glove of misfortune and now it won’t come off
Miles: What’s wrong Worf?Worf: I was curious and put on the unbreakable glove of misfortune and now it won’t come off
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
Garak: I don’t care if something good happened to you Julian. Garak: It should have happened to me instead.
Garak:  I don’t care if something good happened to you Julian.Garak:  It should have happened to me instead.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
Garak: Am I in hot water? Jadzia: Take a guess Garak: No Jadzia: Take another guess
Garak:  Am I in hot water?Jadzia: Take a guessGarak: NoJadzia: Take another guess
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
Odo: What's the opposite of 'elephant in the room'? Miles: Lung porcupine in the room. Dukat: Lung porcupine? Where?!
Odo:  What's the opposite of 'elephant in the room'?Miles:   Lung porcupine in the room.Dukat:   Lung porcupine? Where?!
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
Julian: I deserve more credit for not starting fights with the Borgs Julian: because it's harder for me.
Julian:  I deserve more credit for not starting fights with the BorgsJulian:  because it's harder for me.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
Garak: Were all Guls little snitches in school? Or just you Dukat?
Garak:  Were all Guls little snitches in school? Or just you Dukat?
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
Ezri: Without me this station is an oxymoron. Like 'ill health' or 'Vidiian scientist.'
Ezri:  Without me this station is an oxymoron. Like 'ill health' or 'Vidiian scientist.'
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
Benjamin: You should put me back in the time loop. It will fix me. Odo: That’s what you said last time Benjamin: This time it will fix me
Benjamin:  You should put me back in the time loop. It will fix me.Odo:  That’s what you said last timeBenjamin:  This time it will fix me
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
Quark: I survived all that and didn’t get a promotion
Quark: I survived all that and didn’t get a promotion
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
Ezri: It's something that neither of us are going to admit to are we? Odo: Ezri: Honestly that's okay. Ezri: Because both of us know. And that's okay.
Ezri:  It's something that neither of us are going to admit to are we?Odo: Ezri:  Honestly that's okay.Ezri:  Because both of us know. And that's okay.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
Dukat: Ask yourself this Jadzia Dukat: Are you a reliable narrator?
Dukat:  Ask yourself this JadziaDukat:  Are you a reliable narrator?
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
Odo: This station is a great place to meet new and interesting people. Garak: I was a god once. Odo: Fascinating.
Odo:  This station is a great place to meet new and interesting people.Garak:  I was a god once.Odo:  Fascinating.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
Kira: It's not that I'm afraid of death. Kira: It's just that I've got this thing about death Kira: It's not me.
Kira:  It's not that I'm afraid of death.Kira:  It's just that I've got this thing about deathKira:  It's not me.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Kira: Don't be ridiculous. Keiko? She's just being nice. Julian: Because she wants to go to town on you. Kira: No. she was nice to you too. She said the thing about your hair and the uniform. Julian: Ahh yeah. An avalanche of compliments.
Kira:  Don't be ridiculous. Keiko? She's just being nice.Julian:  Because she wants to go to town on you.Kira:  No. she was nice to you too. She said the thing about your hair and the uniform.Julian:  Ahh yeah. An avalanche of compliments.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Julian: The galaxy's falling apart but it's the children's problem now. Julian: It'll only be our problem if we reincarnate.
Julian:  The galaxy's falling apart but it's the children's problem now.Julian:  It'll only be our problem if we reincarnate.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Kira: You don't marry someone you can live with Kira: You marry the Cardassian you cannot live without.
Kira:  You don't marry someone you can live withKira:  You marry the Cardassian you cannot live without.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Benjamin: People become attached to their burdens Benjamin: Sometimes more than the burdens are attached to them. Dukat: Blow me Benjamin.
Benjamin:  People become attached to their burdensBenjamin:  Sometimes more than the burdens are attached to them.Dukat:  Blow me Benjamin.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Ezri: You've really got to stop worrying about me and my digestive system.
Ezri:  You've really got to stop worrying about me and my digestive system.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Dukat: Why do you always have an attitude? Quark: Ferengis don't have 'attitudes'. We have standards.
Dukat:  Why do you always have an attitude?Quark:  Ferengis don't have 'attitudes'. We have standards.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Benjamin: Odo I find your lack of impulsiveness disturbing
Benjamin:  Odo I find your lack of impulsiveness disturbing
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Jadzia: I’m not like other girls
Jadzia:  I’m not like other girls
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
Dukat: The only person Odo really loves is that 'Chip Munk' doll that he made out of puree of beetle.
Dukat:  The only person Odo really loves is that 'Chip Munk' doll that he made out of puree of beetle.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
Dukat: I can't deal with human emotions on an empty stomach Benjamin. Dukat: It makes me nauseous.
Dukat:  I can't deal with human emotions on an empty stomach Benjamin.Dukat:  It makes me nauseous.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
Dukat: Never worry about being fair when you're in a bad situation. Dukat: Just grab on to those jewels and twist them like a garbage bag.
Dukat:  Never worry about being fair when you're in a bad situation.Dukat:  Just grab on to those jewels and twist them like a garbage bag.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
Quark: I went on the hero's journey but I passed all the trials easily on my first attempt and returned home unchanged and learned nothing.
Quark:  I went on the hero's journey but I passed all the trials easily on my first attempt and returned home unchanged and learned nothing.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
Julian: Maybe we can Skype and watch water polo together. Quark: Okay I'm not sure what that means but sounds like fun.
Julian:  Maybe we can Skype and watch water polo together.Quark:  Okay I'm not sure what that means but sounds like fun.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
S2E08: Boss battle! Rom may be a lot smarter than he looks
Episode title card for S2E08: "Necessary Evil" - Boss battle! Rom may be a lot smarter than he looks
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
Benjamin: I'm like that dry-weasel over there. A no-name slob. Benjamin: We belong to nobody and nobody belongs to us. Benjamin: We don't even belong to each other.
Benjamin:  I'm like that dry-weasel over there. A no-name slob.Benjamin:  We belong to nobody and nobody belongs to us.Benjamin:  We don't even belong to each other.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
Garak: When I was a baby my head was so big scientists did experiments on me.
Garak:  When I was a baby my head was so big scientists did experiments on me.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Garak: Who hasn't made mistakes? Garak: I once French-kissed a Jem'Hadar snow-dingo at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12-year-old Cardassian.
Garak:  Who hasn't made mistakes?Garak:  I once French-kissed a Jem'Hadar snow-dingo at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12-year-old Cardassian.
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