Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30mJadzia: If you post this ad not only will Leeta be humiliated but she will see it as the empty gesture it is. 000
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 6hJulian: Don’t you ever listen to that little voice in your head telling you something is going to get you in trouble? Quark: What voice? Julian: That explains a lot 001
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 7hOdo: I was always a gifted child. Still am. Miles: Gifted for a child? 011
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 9hMiles: You two don't do anything halfway do you? Benjamin: Nope. We're two halves of a whole doof muffin. 011
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12hDukat: I just thought I'd drop by because... Dukat: basically... we share the same universe. 031
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15hQuark: At least my problem can be solved with one good lay. Quark: You couldn’t solve yours with a thousand! 012
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18hJulian: Screw you Julian: you crazy bitch. Miles: Screw you Miles: I love you too. 011
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21hJadzia: If you were any more beautiful the Trill gods would be jealous. 011
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026Kira: The 5 second rule isn’t true Julian Kira: But eating food off the floor will make you stronger. 010
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026Benjamin: Come collect your Cardassian atrocity. He’s doing things. Odo: No. I set him loose on purpose. Garak needs enrichment. 010130
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026Dukat: There are *skeletons* in my *closet*. Literally! 062
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026Kira: I heard the Gul got murdered Kira: He once turned me down for a much nicer person Kira: So he can suck it 000
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Kira: There's a difference between 'like' and 'love'. I like Lwaxana but I love my Daxie. Miles: But I love Lwaxana. Kira: That's because you don't have Jadzia. Miles: 010
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Benjamin: What's a nice Cardassian like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? Dukat: Watch it. Old man. 050
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Garak: 💕🤢 🍨! 🤏🖕🐎? Benjamin: What?! Oh is the universal translator broken again? Garak: 📥📤📥📤😉 Benjamin: I heard that! 040
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Julian: Don't think I haven't noticed you watching me. I know what this is about. Quark: You do? Julian: Yes. And the answer is no I will not sleep with you. Julian: It's not because you're a man. It's just because I don't find you attractive. 020
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Ezri: I’m throwing a block party. You’re all blocked! 053
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Julian: Trust me I've been doing this a long time. Julian: I know what Ezri likes. 010
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Odo: I want to be more mysterious but I can’t shut the hell up 082
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Garak: I can change them. Garak: With the transporter. Garak: Into a pigeon. 011
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Julian: A calm mind brings inner strength and self-confidence. Julian: That's very important for good health. Garak: Blow me Julian. Julian: You first. 020
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Julian: Don’t let what Leeta wants eclipse what you need. Julian: She’s very dreamy but she’s not the sun. You are Jadzia. Jadzia: Oh stop it Doctor J. 010
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Quark: I accidentally showed weakness today. Quark: It was disgusting. Would not recommend. 051
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Quark: I’m going to take you out. Garak: Great it’s a date! Quark: I meant that as a threat. Garak: See you at twenty! 010
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Worf: Julian are you my appendix? Julian: Worf: Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. 033
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Miles: I need to sit down. Julian: Can I get you something? Water? Miles: Uh.. a tamandua burger? Julian: Oh. That must be the barbiturates. It makes humans crave meat. 010
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Ezri: Salute yourself for doing difficult labor even if they might not seem difficult to others. 085
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Quark: I'm holding space in my life for gooses 042
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026Ezri: I'm trying to do what's best for Leeta. Julian: Believe it or not so am I. Ezri: Maybe it's time to get her cousin involved. Julian: Come on Ezri. You know that getting Rom involved is the worst possible thing you could do. 020
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026Kira: Is the Earth Safari a petting safari? Miles: It is if you’re not a wimp 011
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026Kira: Don’t let fear keep you from enjoying life Garak. That’s depression’s job. 0157
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026Odo: I refuse to answer on account that it would incriminate Dukat. Dukat: Odo! 010
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026Quark: Please handle me with care. Quark: I'm a very sleepy and soft creature. 000
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026Worf: This conversation may be recorded for quality assurance purposes 021
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026Dukat: Do you want to know why you’re single Quark? Quark: And why's that? Dukat: It’s because you keep complaining that you’re single. 010
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026Jadzia: So what if Odo was a sex worker. Jadzia: And my rap sheet was a mile long. Jadzia: We still love you. 011
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026Odo: I'm not like other people. I can't handle injures. It hurts me. 020
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026Odo: If you go looking for the truth Worf get the whole thing. Odo: Truth is like a good screw. Half is worse than none. 000
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026Jadzia: Hey Q-Ball-baby! Quark: No no. It's Quark-baby. 021
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026Dukat: Can a glass-empty Gul date a glass-half-full Lieutenant Commander? 021
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026Worf: I like this whole good cop bad cop thing you and Garak have going. Odo: It’s not really a thing. It’s more like I’m nice and Garak is not. 011
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026Quark: If there's anything you'd like to say to me Benjamin now would be the time. Quark: And if you could speak in the declarative only using affirmative or comparative modifiers. 000
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026S5E26: For the first time ever Quark finally appreciates root beer 051
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026Garak: If you wouldn’t trust their advice then don’t trust their criticism 12758
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026Kira: Hey Odo lookin' sharp. Odo: What knife? Kira: What? Odo: What? 000
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026Jadzia: Ezri you are better than you think you are Jadzia: You are just designed not to believe it when you hear it from yourself. 010
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026Julian: Let's do the hypnosis right now. Jadzia: There's no rush Julian. Julian: I don't know who I am. I don't recognize any of you. Julian: Not even the pretty changeling who says he was married to me. So get out your pocket watch and let's do this. 000
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026Kira: What do you mean by no one can stop the system once it has started. What kind of design is that? 021
Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026Kira: The whole planet is full of tea. 000