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ComputerHusband but Spooky

@computerhusband.bsky.social
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40s, laboratory gremlin, mahjongposter, desert dweller. (He/Him). Sometimes, there is porn. Married to @ferrovore.bsky.social

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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 1h
Anyways Mallow is more of a Vegeta than Geno is because: • is a prince • wants to beat people up with his fists • and does so on multiple occasions
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 1h
I had to look him up because I had never heard of this character and yeah this is the absolute coolest guy if you have a social studies quiz tomorrow morning
Taipon Dragon Ball: a guy with red spiky hair, a sword, and an ocarina. He's a Link Goku Crono Sampler Platter of a guy
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 1h
Geno is the Tien of Mario at best: a guy who is weird and Also Here
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 3h
Since a lot of my friends and loved ones are artists, I've been forced to look at a lot of Roy Lichtenstein art today and as a complete layperson This shit looks like corporate wall art
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TetroniMike 🏳️‍🌈 @tetronimike.bsky.social · 5h
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Save 75% on Hypnospace Outlaw on Steam
Greetings Enforcer, and thank you for enlisting in the Hypnospace Patrol Department! As the world falls into its slumber, Hypnospace becomes a bustling global village. These virtual streets aren't goi...
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 15h
Thinking about playing the amusement park level of Mystical Ninja with my older cousin and making it look like the standees have dicks by swinging your melee weapon through them, causing me to experience Ratatoulle-Critic levels of nostalgic melancholy nearly thirty years after the fact
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 15h
Sometimes I think about how many goemon games there are and how we basically got Two of them -- my cousin and I could have failed to beat so many of them over summer breaks...
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 15h
You couldn't make me play a hero shooter MOBA at gunpoint but I am also a big balls monarchist. I hope that Valve makes him real
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 16h
Big balls rat man is from Deadlock and he's got a voice straight up like Lester from Beakman's World and I don't know anything else about him but people SHOULD vote for his big balls
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 23h
We need to Kill the Sun
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me looking up Samoyed breed standards because I want to be a funny dogy: mmm no they should be taller than that, the AKC is wrong
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tis the season.
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy End Day, to those who celebrate.
Crystals (NES): 1997, October 1, The END DAY
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maud @peloriemate.net · 30/09/2026
i wonder what happened in america in 2001 that made him mad
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
オーカミ
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Scarena @gbaspgamer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
deathgenerator.com#mgs
Solid Snake asking Colonel Campbell "Dick? You mean like, penis?"
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need to hear the Rat King from Deadlock yelling about Da Mets
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's amazing that we can't even wholly blame slopcoding, because Apple Music has ALWAYS sucked
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ferro has pointed out that business sphinx is more likely a business manticore, to which I say that manticores are like sphinxes with a bit of extra glitter on em
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I forgot about this business sphinx from Undertale until they showed up in a video I was watching -- good job, business sphinx!
Undertale - MTT Hotel - the MC is talking with a white sphinx in glasses and red heels.
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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Aliquem | Rizumu @aliquem.vrc.dj · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
President Shinra gets hit by a truck
ALT: President Shinra gets hit by a truck
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Many people are brave enough to put breasts and ass on their reptile women. Tezuka was brave enough to put em on a whole ass snake, making him braver than all of the troops.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 28/09/2026
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love wasting 45 minutes of real active time trying to log into a moribund piece of proprietary software at work because someone up the chain broke it, and the arcane order of signing out, restarting, signing in, force-quitting, and so on defies documentation and changes on the phase of the moon.
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ink is DEFINITELY luckier than graphite but it's possible to write something in charcoal or just regular charred wood, ESPECIALLY if you're able to do it with stuff burned with your friends, that'd be the shit ... unless you're, like, filling out a form. In which case, yeah, use ink for legibiltiy
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diva of dispair!! 🍉 @morrikyu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CHAT I MADE AN INSANE DISCOVERY THE GUY WHO WROTE SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS ALSO WROTE THE SONG PLAYED IN THE DARKSTALKERS OVA ENDING
sadie's insane text messages on discord read:
CHAT, I'VE MADE AN INSANE FUCKING DISCOVERY.
I'M REWARCHING THR DARKSTALKERS OVA.
...which is peak by the way
AND THE END CREDITS COME UP, AS USUAL
[a link to "the trouble man" by ekichi yazawa on youtube]
"the trouble man" by ekichi yazawa
it's a rock song to be paired with the darkstalkers characters plastered on guitars because it's fucking cool, not terribly deep. cool rock song, cool visuals, all it wanted to be.
BUT EIKICHI YAZAWA DIDN'T WRITE THE SONG on his ownandrew gold helped. (photo credit of the writerz being listed on genius)
and do you know what fucking song he wrote a year before in 1996?
[insert a link to "spooky scary skeletons" by andrew gold on youtube]
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
okay so this is some OLD internet shit but before routers were like any amount of very good at all, hamachi let you set up virtual LANs with people to play games that didn't have server based multiplayer but were instead LAN based im sure that in 2026 it would be the world's most security breach
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is all absolutely real and true but if society makes me download hamachi to play games with a group instead of just having innate connectivity im driving my computer into the river
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She's so snooze, she's so eyes, cats are my favorite guy
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit, this came out absolutely fantastic. Congrats! It's so CLEAN
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ratboy dipshit @thesewer.live · 26/09/2026
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Developed this idea further when we got 'trapped' at a restaurant because a server straight up forgot us, and the idea of having a secondary sona that's just straight up a Looney Tunes Adult Set Of Legs to handle the concept of "why is there just a dog existing in a world"
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hate this smooth labubu, this shit looks like the weird lamb from the astral projection episode of adventure time
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cinemax presents: Kit and Kay Boodle Reloaded
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[to the tune of the muppet show] It's time for big ole titties, it's time for cock and balls
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 09/08/2026
Nvm just a hoginous pig (See its noise)
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They should give Penny the rights to popples (gone sexual) but the courts are cowards
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For those of you who are: how's bein dog treating you? Nice? You got good dog accessories?
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've tried and failed to have representative fursonas in the past. Like I love my characters but they're not me. Today: . o O ( what if I was just a straight up dog, what if I were a samoyed)
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paper beetles OUT NOW! @sneepsnorp3d.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they're going to their first-ever birthday party tomorrow :)
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me feeling my phone rumble with a notification but seeing absolutely no new activity anywhere: Well fuck you too, buddy
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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pdf reader @greatgrebe.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Bahamut Fayth: You're gay. Tidus: What are you talking about? Bahamut Fayth: Everyone in Zanarkand is gay. Tidus: I literally like women??? Bahamut Fayth: You can like women if you're gay. It's called Bisexuality. Narrator Tidus: I had forgotten about Bisexuality.
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pikmin temptation and pikmin sin
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
God save us from the squirtburger
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mo 🐀 @ranyart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A friend just let me know that not only is my birthday earth wind and fire day, it's also DEVIL'S NUTTING DAY
Screenshot of a search result woth a photo of a basket of what I think are hazelnuts and the text "the 21st of Sept is devil's nutting day. It was traditionally the day during autumn but harvesting season that you did not want to go nutting, aka nut picking, because the devil would be out in the woods doing the same that day."
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ComputerHusband but Spooky @computerhusband.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
shes trying to warn you about skateboards, but people just wont listen
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JuniperTheory @bimbo.city · 21/09/2026
just saw that poll some people were reposting bout people's feelings of trump leaving office. y'all weren't kidding this is some wild stuff
Reason	Positive	Negative	Net sentiment
To "safeguard the Constitution", a group of U.S. military leaders have removed President Donald Trump from power and assumed control of the United States.	59%	28%	31%
Donald Trump is visited by the ghosts of America past, present and future, and steps down as part of his resolve to "keep america in his heart"	70%	22%	77%
Someone steps on a mouse at a rally, setting off a rube-goldberg series of improbable events that end with the President being crushed flat by a giant rock.	89%	4.3325%	69%
The President pilots a giant mech in a "world tournament" of mechs, but is defeated in combat by Alexander Stubb, leading to his death and America being owned by Finland.	50%	50%	45%
After a series of deaths starting with the president but spreading to most of congress, America is found to be in "some sort of death note scenario".	84%	7%	77%
President Donald Trump died overnight in his sleep. New President J.D. Vance begins acting more and more "trump-like", until eventually a team of cool teenage exorcists are called in to put the ghost of the president to rest, once and for all	86%	10%	80%
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