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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf

@8stringandsushi.bsky.social
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Wolf. Watch aficionado. Costco Executive Member married to an 🦅.

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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 23h
Huh. Really thought my niche play on words of the Quantum praedecessores with a hint of Butlerian Jihad would have done better. @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social correct me if I’m wrong but i thought this was an educated place…
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Mark Webber: Who Are These People?
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bulla Leonis Papae XIV, qua universi Christifideles ad Bellum Butlerianum adversus machinas cogitantes convocantur. Non facies machinam ad similitudinem mentis humanae. Deus vult!
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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You Know Ball! New York Yankees Player
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Won’t somebody think of the children?
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The world may be on fire, and things may seem rough, but tomorrow morning 8,299,999,999 people will wake up knowing they didn’t intentionally walk Ben Rice just to have Bellinger come out and hang three runs on them.
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That Is One Way To Say It Pulp Fiction
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Cody Bellinger & Aaron Judge Celebrate
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bottom of the sixth. Bases loaded. No outs. Might be that time…
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New York Yankees Giancarlo Stanton Hit
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m blaming that 3rd base coach. Zero reason to send Rice.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Them:Stonks only go up! Economy is fine! <10y hits 5.26%> Me:
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somebody check Luis Rojas’ bank account. He’s betting on this game. There was zero reason to send Rice home on that hit.
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Terry Crews: Primary Detective on This Case
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ears for daaaaays.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh those are great. Big fan.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whomst?
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George Costanza's Yankees Excitement
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it’s a gas station without the gas. I think. I’m not sure, I live in suburbia.
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The Burbs: I'm Gonna Watch Television
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What if there was a bodega in the stadium
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Uncle Ben Rice: Spoonful of Fluffy Grains
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you have time to hop on a quick call?
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was this before or after they said they wanted to double click back into it and level set?
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
YES!
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard count WITH motion?
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Billy Butcher The Boys
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Probably the most cop thing you’ve ever said.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everything is electric now!
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YES @allthingscivil.bsky.social that’s what I meant.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s hard to hug with nuclear arms.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dude more importantly that is a real bird she took a photo of. But yeah that house is legit. Haunted, but legit. ouroldhouses.com/grand-stairc...
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Grand staircase goals! C. 1914 in Virginia. $1,195,000. - Our Old Houses
This 1914 Victorian residence sits in the heart of Ghent, one of Norfolk’s most walkable historic districts. It runs more than 7,100 square feet across three floors, with 7 bedrooms and 4.5 bathrooms,...
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Back me up here @ywfyf.com @whereismy240.bsky.social
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wife: <sends house listing> Me: <looks at it, creates funny photo> Wife: <angry she is not in photo> Me:
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
<insert Morgan Freeman quote about hope>
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just landed and the first thing I see is that our kicker is trash.
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Colin Jost's 'Wow, Again?' Reaction
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey @leptopterygius.bsky.social
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Jonathan Frakes (Riker) Smirks
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rainy city bitch pigeons: Confirmed frauds
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s 2026. We’re all in bubbles of various design. But these bubbles have Anakin talking about wrecking Yoda.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh you’re 1K? Pay up!
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Socialists: I know you can’t afford to fly enough to get Plus Points. So stop adding taxes to those of us who do fly enough and want to use our plus points to upgrade. LHR and the UK are failed socialists states taxing everyone who even ponders visiting.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To remain pinned until the situation is resolved
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Dinousaur Watermelon Carving
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The AI money machine will keep going though…right?
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WHAT kind of millionaire?
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RIP to a real one.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s raining. I’m driving from Dulles to Crystal City. This can only one mean thing.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Man You
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jameis doesn’t overthrow: He draws PI calls.
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Denzel Washington: The Shit's Chess
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Positive vibes up for Dart, but guys we get Famous Jameis football tonight.
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Jameis Winston's Funny Face with New York Giants
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
2000-2011: Everybody was hella sad, the wars sucked, but the music was awesome. Basically the 60s but emo. And with better CAS
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don’t worry. Many more opportunities.
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Strategic crossroads mentioned.
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Star Trek Funny Faces Meme
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
…vaxxed?
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Holy See…note. Stacking that…papal
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Pope Robert Francis Prevost: Absolute Papacy
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Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Knuck If You Buck Performance
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