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Cargoshortasaurus

@leptopterygius.bsky.social
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Avid CAC reader. Retired bassoonist. 49ers fan. Potato seeking self-improvement every day. He/him.

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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 17h
Whoa, one of the pedophiles responsible for the GOP's political power just died. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other wgntv.com/news/chicago...
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Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert dies at 84
Former U.S. House Speaker John Hastert has died at the age of 84 from natural causes.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 17h
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 18h
One of the most incredible phenomena I’ve ever seen in person.
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You won a bruiser today, fellas. Well done. You’ve got another bruiser coming up.
Captain Picard pointing very purposely
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CBS Philadelphia @cbsphiladelphia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eagles fans weren’t happy with Nick Sirianni’s coaching performance in the team’s 24-20 loss to the Rams. “What’s happening at halftime? Are we eating meatball subs?”
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timkawakami.bsky.social @timkawakami.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That was a lot of yardage to gain on a QB sneak. Didn't get it.
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was going to mow the lawn but it doesn’t look like there’s much reason to now
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Remember when JPPSO briefs that you’re not allowed to ship alcohol with your household goods? Apparently there are some exceptions if your movers are in a hurry. Hence I have a door full of the South Sound’s finest in this backward foreign land. Allah is generous.
A fridge door rack filled with Rainier beer, the pride of Puget Sound.
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Incredible
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was a splendid evening in the Real Not America™️
A rugby pitch at night surrounded by a stadium filled with fans. Two teams of giant-thighed players are spread out across the field.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
layout editor: yeah find a photo of him looking like a real sack of shit photo editor: you got it boss www.nytimes.com/2026/10/02/u...
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As Prospects Dim, G.O.P. Pulls Money Out of North Carolina Senate Race
The Senate Leadership Fund is diverting money to Kansas, which has become a growing concern for the party as it seeks to hold its majority.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I taught Long Distance, Tony Harrison’s beautiful & honest poem about bereavement to my students for decades. Eventually, it provided consolation to me as well. #NationalPoetryDay
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s very unfair to say only that they’re performatively and not also grant them that they’re also genuinely very stupid and incompetent.
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me taking a brief interlude at the office
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Dan Sukman @dansukman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Real use of “SI” comes with a football phone
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"were you at a Hawks game" sir that has never happened to anyone
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m at the Hawkeyes game I’m up in Maryland I’m at the combination Hawkeyes game in Maryland
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Turns out that the right ceding sports in the national divorce has actual material consequences
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timkawakami.bsky.social @timkawakami.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what I started pointing out years and years ago: So much of the current political and social screaming is mimicking all the decades of idiot sports screaming... but now it's being done by people who don't know sports all and they just sound stupider. If that's possible.
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Franco and Pinochet aren’t the only things Kanteen Kurt has praised:
Kurt “frozen canteens” Schlichter’s tweet praising Trump’s penis: “Good. His powerful manhood will once again humiliate puny liberals.”
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You done waxed yer last hatchee there, partner.
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please keep reiterating this point, Ken.
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It would be nice to get a win without having to sacrifice multiple future HOF players.
Captain Picard laughing while a large knife protrudes from his chest
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timkawakami.bsky.social @timkawakami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know Shanahan never trusted Garoppolo like this. Or Cousins, RG3 or Schaub. Maybe Matt Ryan during his MVP season in Atlanta. Mayyyybe.
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Ron Swanson's OK Gesture (Parks and Rec)
Alt: Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec) sighs in disbelief
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not so special teams
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
YGBFKM
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honestly man what the actual fuck
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Oh My: Man Spits Water, Screams "OH, COME ON!"
Alt: Oh My: Man Spits Water, Screams "OH, COME ON!"
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timkawakami.bsky.social @timkawakami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
49ers up 17-6 at halftime. Will get the ball to start the second half. Goal: Score a couple times quickly then get their remaining healthy headliners out of the game ASAP.
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timkawakami.bsky.social @timkawakami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Looked like he was in so much pain they couldn't get him into the blue tent. Sitting on the bench -- with a shade over it -- right now
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
School of Brock
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brock Tha God
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Tarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Paul McCartney in the shining: woke up got outta bed, hugged a ghoul and bonked me head
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The UTs locked in a battle for who can most effectively punch themselves in the dick
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Marge Simpson’s sister Selma wearing a 49ers hat while sitting on a car hood and smoking a cigarette, looking dejected
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
‘Would you bring an iced coffee into an interview, dad?’ ‘Shut the fuck up, son’
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A Predator sequel called The Yautja Weekend, directed by Wes Anderson
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I mean, the movie’s title is You Can See Everything
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Elizabeth Holmes documentary gets an R rating for graphic nudity
Director Nathan Fielder was apparently invited by Holmes to live in a guest room at her Calif. home.
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s Week 3…
Marge Simpson’s sister Selma wearing a 49ers hat while sitting on a car hood and smoking a cigarette, looking dejected
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You see all three of Ghidorah’s dongs
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 23/09/2026
This is otherworldly
Screenshot of google translate, showing the translation of the English term "birth control pill" into German is "antibabypille"
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me, a man closely approaching 50: The signing of a wide receiver in his early 30s greatly concerns me about my favorite team’s average age.
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Late to watching this but this may be the dumbest movie I’ve ever laid eyes upon. I love it.
Movie poster for War Machine (2026)
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People don't realize what sports TV was like back in the day. It was usually two men looking at a piece of paper on a desk, chuckling, as the chyron teased the biggest story in sports. This went on for 29 minutes and 55 seconds. Then they'd look up and say "White Sox," and the next show would start.
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Property Book Officers:
Ben Affleck smoking a cigarette and looking mentally and emotionally exhausted.
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Citing any technology’s use in Epic Fury as a demonstration of its effectiveness and value is like shitting yourself and then bragging about how well your trousers contained the leakage and smell.
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Cargoshortasaurus @leptopterygius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Man, glad we had Maven or else that whole Iran thing might’ve been quite a pickle
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