Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Bulla Leonis Papae XIV, qua universi Christifideles ad Bellum Butlerianum adversus machinas cogitantes convocantur. Non facies machinam ad similitudinem mentis humanae. Deus vult! 032
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Won’t somebody think of the children? 070
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Them:Stonks only go up! Economy is fine! <10y hits 5.26%> Me: 110
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wife: <sends house listing> Me: <looks at it, creates funny photo> Wife: <angry she is not in photo> Me: 4130
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026<insert Morgan Freeman quote about hope> 030
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s 2026. We’re all in bubbles of various design. But these bubbles have Anakin talking about wrecking Yoda. 130
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Socialists: I know you can’t afford to fly enough to get Plus Points. So stop adding taxes to those of us who do fly enough and want to use our plus points to upgrade. LHR and the UK are failed socialists states taxing everyone who even ponders visiting. 130
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026To remain pinned until the situation is resolved 091
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The AI money machine will keep going though…right? 060
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s raining. I’m driving from Dulles to Crystal City. This can only one mean thing. 170
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 21/09/20262000-2011: Everybody was hella sad, the wars sucked, but the music was awesome. Basically the 60s but emo. And with better CAS 440
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026WW3 very well may kick off with Russian aggression but the weirdos haven’t made that connection yet with regard to this new Greenland stuff. They really do think we just got a new state. The timing and substance of this agreement is pretty obvious. 040
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ah yes. Dulles. The ultimate test of an uber driver. 190
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026When I’m away on travel, @allthingscivil.bsky.social likes to send me photos of Oswald to make me feel guilty. And it works. 5190
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026No LinkedIn No thought leaders No 24 year olds ChatGPT posting. Just good old fashioned moving weight. 120
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ok I’ve seen enough. Get Cole a bigger glove. He’s tipping. Sasaki has the right idea. 030
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I like how they talked it up, too. I’ve flown biz on the a380-800. You’re still wrecked when you land. And it was Emirates. And I was still a zombie. 120
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Whole team is a bunch of bums. Can’t field without hurting themselves, can’t have at bats without injuring themselves. Pitchers getting hurt doing god only knows what. There is no salary cap! The Yankees are literally printing money in the front office! Yet here we are. Losing to the damn Padres. 010
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Any chance to break this out, I’ll take it. 020
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The direct object has been omitted to protect the identity of the horses victims. 1102
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The elites don’t want you to know about this, but there’s a Dole Whip machine in the HNL United Club. And yes, I am that peasant carrying a separate, non-luggage bag filled with boxes of chocolate. Because I love my wife and she deserves it. 1261
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I’ve been waiting four days for this. Sushi in Hawaii is divine. And this was my photo apparently. Never before has a food pic captured the essence of the subject. The colors blurred but somehow recognizable, extreme but focused movement. Precision in chaos. It was worth every penny. 040
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Look at this point we need Wolff and Haberman to be properly debriefed. 1100
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What are we, Iraq??? This is “Ministry of Defense Praises Qusay and Uday” levels of insanity. 41069
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Grandpa is just spilling everything apparently. 2161
Glaxton T. 49ersWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Gllax here. I think I speak for the entire Military Industrial Complex…the real one…when I say the fuck we are investing in DOD’s latest scheme to take our IP and sell it back. Remember kids: Open Architecture is a fucking scam and MOSA isn’t real. They just want to steal your shit. 1171
