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@8bitunicorn.bsky.social
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he/him. 🏳️‍🌈👬🏻 cat dad 🐈‍⬛. esoteric video game aficionado. public servant. musician. geek in the pink. 🎮🦄

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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 4h
this makes me want a hot dog real bad
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 8h
when the meeting gets cancelled 5 mins before it starts
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 10h
…can I scream into the gaping void??
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 11h
he just keeps stuffing more and more in there
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m so mad that ai uses emdashes because I use emdashes. emdashes are my thing I do!!
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
any strong opinions on aniimo? I’m curious but the intro theme music is so atrociously saccharine that I immediately got diabetes and logged off
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yaaaaaaaaaaaas
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am sitting here, in my empty office, with a splitting sinus headache, and I am simply reflecting
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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 01/10/2026
Chrontendo Episode 53 (00:55:38)
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Talarico and Ossoff out here sending me lukewarm thirst traps as their plea for donations
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
might insist on a burial when I die, just so that multiple men can let me down one last time
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What!!!! 🤯
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
never in any skircles and i’m at peace with that
Latrice Royale sitting alone in the werk room
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cuuutie!
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How in the heck am I supposed to pick just one 😒
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
anyone using the Roost app? I want to send you birds
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thorgy Thor, obsessed with mustard
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
and of course today would be the day someone talks to me 😒
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
two with mustard pls
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
at first I feared the gym because I thought people would judge me but I’ve since realized it’s one of the only places where people will just leave me alone
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aries: Fuck you.
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate being shit at my own hobbies
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John @jjbjr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Merritt Wever is still a national treasure
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
welp so much for that
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you go girls
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NOOOOOO
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh phew! Glad it’s just a routine thingy then! 😀
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have one in orange!!!
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
another day another cross country flight ✈️ 🫩
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hope all goes well for your test!
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'm tired of elected officials telling us to do our jobs for you!!! we already voted for you DO SOMETHING NOW
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hogan could have been a knife thrower!! It’s so not fair
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One year I will go again. this year clearly is not that year
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pastole! They gave him this fabulous rose thorn whip and then said support only 😒
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so i really enjoyed Eiyuden Chronicle Hundred Heroes but it's an absolute crime that they gave these characters weapons in their portrait but didn't make them usable in combat??
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
left with a fat stack of $5 cards
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love this place sooooo much
Vaccuum’s and Video Games in Huber Heights, Ohio
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ain't this the truth. BUT I try to take comfort in the knowledge that - even if on paper - i'm doing my best. hugs, friend.
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
don’t they know gays can’t drive??
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yes absolutely
static.klipy.com
Margarita Happy Hour
ALT: Margarita Happy Hour
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🫂
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
life is so cool because on paper I feel like I’m doing everything right. but my insides still feel like such a mess
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
rune scaaaape find me at the drop party
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
treating myself (and mom) after a long day of uncling
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“what is her name? Jiggly????”
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
showing drag race fights to my mom, she is genuinely curious now about the lore of mimi imfurst “what happened? that other girl [Pandora] seemed sympathetic to her…” “well, about that…”
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m sure there’s more than 9 but these all felt pretty essential
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
aw man oomf crush
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
and I won’t be getting any work done 😍
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joey @8bitunicorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
when he asked belle to massage his feet… something clicked in me i know
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