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5ftMunchkin

@5ftmunchkin.bsky.social
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Short, gin-loving Spurs fan. I think the 2 are connected

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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 7h
Has Cheggars travelled back in time for this? #TOTP
A 1970s singer on Top of the Pops
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 7h
Liquidizer was the first album of yours I got and thought I couldn't love the music any more than I did off the back of that. Then came Doubt So fucking thankful I've known your music. Can't wait for the tour
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 7h
This track sounds pretty good to be fair. He still had hair like an 80's fanny though at his heyday #TOTP
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PJ Taylor @thepjtaylor.bsky.social · 8h
It's funny that Chris Evans isn't Billie's worst husband #totp #totp2000
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 7h
We miss our wood burner 🙁
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 8h
Absolute bloody banger from Billie. Easily her best tune #TOTP PS I hope you gave Laurence Fox herpes
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 8h
This is complete, absolute toilet #Madasun #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bill Withers in the charts ... How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's bill Withers #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Siobhan Fakey #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh nice one! Cheers 😀
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a find!
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Terrible song 2/10 #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
White dog shit vibes
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hahahaha naughty!
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can't wait till Charlie Fairhead comes on stage and does a bum spin to this #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can almost see what that singer had for breakfast #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This song is a bit shit #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Superb choreography
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SPLIT ENZ KLAXON 😍 #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Leo Sayer makes me feel like punching him #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We went to the vets today for jabs. They weren't impressed
Dave the cat trying to get out of the cat carrier
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh lovely! And happy birthday for then!
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Heid like a 50 pence piece, that boy" #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'd rather listen to a dogs abortion than this
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There's a LOT of denim clad camel toe on this song #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FFS, I'd just cleaned it
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh I do apologise in that case! Good on the fella
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That looks like one of those patriots practicing protecting are wimmen and children
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@mikert1986.bsky.social Hello, how are you and your mum getting on?
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes 🫣
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lock n Mind - Blow Your Load #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I saw BloodHound Gang at The Astoria and there was a questionable incident where one of them downed a bottle of booze on stage and then puked it up down the back of the trousers of (I think) the bass player #Memories #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Best Steps song by a mile #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Knock knock Who's there? Sonia Sonia who? Sonia shoe, I can smell it from here #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fucking love this song #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Whip crack my baby
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Where are the singers eye brows? #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Key fucking tar klaxon #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TUNE #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A friend I used to work with saw Marti Pellow in a club and said hello to him. He told her to fuck off #FartiPellow #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This episode would be improved if a man carrying a bunch of daffs appeared and shot her #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What absolute toilet this is #Dobson #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Surely that shirt is more than enough evidence to have had him as an Operation Yewtree suspect #TOTP
Noel Edmonds in 1997
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I wish Kenny G would come back on so he could smack Craig McClachlan in the face with his sax, repeatedly #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A statue of Charlie Kirk
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Munhappe
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Mbappe's Hilarious Laugh to Scared Reaction
Alt: Mbappe
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dom @catspace.eurosky.social · 14/07/2026
Au revoir 👋🏻
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I love you, Pedro Porro
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Don’t fucking sell this mother fucking legend Spurs.
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
That was messi
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