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5ftMunchkin

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Short, gin-loving Spurs fan. I think the 2 are connected

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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bill Withers in the charts ... How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's bill Withers #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Siobhan Fakey #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Terrible song 2/10 #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can't wait till Charlie Fairhead comes on stage and does a bum spin to this #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can almost see what that singer had for breakfast #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This song is a bit shit #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SPLIT ENZ KLAXON 😍 #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Leo Sayer makes me feel like punching him #TOTP
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Heid like a 50 pence piece, that boy" #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There's a LOT of denim clad camel toe on this song #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@mikert1986.bsky.social Hello, how are you and your mum getting on?
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lock n Mind - Blow Your Load #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I saw BloodHound Gang at The Astoria and there was a questionable incident where one of them downed a bottle of booze on stage and then puked it up down the back of the trousers of (I think) the bass player #Memories #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Best Steps song by a mile #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Knock knock Who's there? Sonia Sonia who? Sonia shoe, I can smell it from here #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fucking love this song #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Where are the singers eye brows? #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Key fucking tar klaxon #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TUNE #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A friend I used to work with saw Marti Pellow in a club and said hello to him. He told her to fuck off #FartiPellow #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This episode would be improved if a man carrying a bunch of daffs appeared and shot her #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What absolute toilet this is #Dobson #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Surely that shirt is more than enough evidence to have had him as an Operation Yewtree suspect #TOTP
Noel Edmonds in 1997
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I wish Kenny G would come back on so he could smack Craig McClachlan in the face with his sax, repeatedly #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Munhappe
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Mbappe's Hilarious Laugh to Scared Reaction
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dom @catspace.eurosky.social · 14/07/2026
Au revoir 👋🏻
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I love you, Pedro Porro
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CookPassTim @cookpasstim.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Don’t fucking sell this mother fucking legend Spurs.
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
That was messi
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Big Fun AND Sonia? You're really spoiling us
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That70s Show Kitty Pours a Drink
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
@mikert1986.bsky.social is Gizmo enjoying the heat? Ours are melting
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I saw someone at work wearing a beret once and it made me so angry. I don't know why but I still retain a certain amount of anger when I see one #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Johnny Hates Jazz mags #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Love a bit of Offspring #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Banger of a tune, this 9pm till I come #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Who looked forward to Cliffs festive release? Bet kids didn't #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Piss off, you silly old Paedo #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"Better off alone" Better off not playing this shit #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Donkeys version was better #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Get in, it's Squeeze #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Chas n bloody Dave. Proper music for proper people # #GEERTCHA
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
They all developed diarrhoea before their appearance... Atomic Shitten #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Jamiroquai ... Is he still a bell end? #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What a dusty old cunt Cliff is #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Phats & Small are like if The Lighthouse Family dropped a couple of tabs of the good stuff and had a go on the old karaoke #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This is dog shit. It's not even the good white dog shit you had in the 90's #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Man in yellow t shirt is having the time of his life #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This is absolute toss #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
BoyzNO #TOTP
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5ftMunchkin @5ftmunchkin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Robert 😍 #TOTP
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