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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Washington Post, June 23, 1912
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>* ))))>< @3cupsoftea.bsky.social · 22h
been saying this
a panel from a manga. a huge, hairy monster with stubby clawed limbs and the body of a whale sits on the ocean shore. its expression is that of a grimace, and it says to itself "This isn't gonna work. I'm better off back in the ocean."
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>* ))))>< @3cupsoftea.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i think i'm gonna like, start writing down a list of the people i know and see on a regular basis w/ a few things about them so i recognize them better
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>* ))))>< @3cupsoftea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
last one in the pack
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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>* ))))>< @3cupsoftea.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
spreading the princess tutu mind virus again
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
Maria (@mlstrat) on twitter: "your eunuchs: scheming

my eunuchs: loyal to me. would never do anything to betray me"

conniving eunuch (@1BBGGGUU) quotes with: "why do we always bash “scheming eunuchs” for betraying their lieges, but we never ask if the liege has bad vibes? or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?"
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>* ))))>< @3cupsoftea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i just agreed to take a shift tomorrow because i forgot today was thursday and not friday and i thought i was gonna swap for smt earlier so now i have to work on the closest thing i have to a day off.................
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Yaso 🦋🌼 @orangeblossombitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
• Season of Migration to the South• #art #procreate #inktober
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>* ))))>< @3cupsoftea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
owwwwwww my tommy hort
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."
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Betty Bullshark @seasickseasick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
7th grade lion mindset #2
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 25/02/2026
Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
A poem in the shape of the artist beating Henry Kissinger to death, full text can be found on the website Taco Bell Quarterly
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wrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Held By The Land
Beneath a moonlit, starry sky, silhouetted birds fly south, as a heavy stone disk descends over the land. A dark figure of a wolf woman sits, cradling a small wolf child in its lap. They rest, nestled among the islands towering over the landscape of isles, inlets, and mountains of the puget sound.
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>* ))))>< @3cupsoftea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
???????????????? bro i'm like listening in on this crazy university politics exchange between this student who's asking us to vote for her for homecoming queen and a guy who's only gonna vote for her if she can get him on the field bc "he's got a brand" and wants publicity
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>* ))))>< @3cupsoftea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it is beginning to occur to me that i'm significantly better at math when i'm intoxicated
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>* ))))>< @3cupsoftea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
been sitting at a constant 3-4 on the pain scale for the last several months but the reasons change in new and exciting ways whenever i wake up
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hi my friend had a last minute insurance coverage rug pull and needs all the help she can get to afford her gender affirming surgery in a few weeks. would mean a lot if you have helped and shared
gofund.me
Donate to Ellie's Gender Affirming Surgery, organized by Sophie Fisher
Ellie McDyre needs our help. Her insurance has denied coverage for her upcoming gende… Sophie Fisher needs your support for Ellie's Gender Affirming Surgery
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>* ))))>< @3cupsoftea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
3 left in the pack and then i have to stop </3
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The Monsters Are Due On Maple Skeet @areisreising.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ME: Aw man how am I supposed to bake this dough? MY ROOMMATE FROM THE INDUS VALLEY CIVILIZATION:
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>* ))))>< @3cupsoftea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
so dehydrated that if i touch a single drop of water i will violently oxidize and explode
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>* ))))>< @3cupsoftea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
pfp commission for the lovely @/refined-lith.bsky.social done at long last, i had a lot of fun working on it! might open slots later down the line but school's been taking up 99% of my time so turnaround is gonna be slow either way
a digital illustration of a pale green slugcat from the game rainworld, curled up a circle like a cat. a glowing pale yellow neuron fly floats in the center
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
askinh cop if he would turn his heart an mind to buddha
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
20th century Dan Hentschel
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anikeru.bsky.social @anikeru.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Meg @meganroseruiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I drew Bulbasaur from memory 🌱
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>* ))))>< @3cupsoftea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dreamt i was a knight in a toxic relationship with the sorcerer noble daughter who was my charge. the armor stayed on during sex. jungian oomfs (jumfs) what do we think this means
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Zvesta @artbyzvesta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A collection of frogs for you in these trying times.
Five digital drawings of "frogs". One is inspired by an Ouroboros, another seems to have a carved turnip for a head, one is a somewhat scrungly witch, another wears a flowery shirt while drinking from a coconut, and finally one of them is "Bimble". Bimble looks like if a rock tried very hard to be a frog and almost succeeded.
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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>* ))))>< @3cupsoftea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i love and hate my english classes bc last semester i was the guy who wouldn't stop talking about his mom and now this semester i'm the guy who won't stop talking about suicide
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こまちみゆた @comatimiyuta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
朝焼けの通り道
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>* ))))>< @3cupsoftea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i don't listen to radiohead anymore but it would be so funny if the cope that another album is juuuuust around the corner was real and they put it out after 10 years and it sucked
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>* ))))>< @3cupsoftea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
cw sa// i'm actually nauseous, like ykw no more internet no more platforming these assholes
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hunter 🪚🥩 @fleshatronach.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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doodle of green alien bunny
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hunter 🪚🥩 @fleshatronach.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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a fox and bunny plush
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hunter 🪚🥩 @fleshatronach.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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doodles of little rabbit beasts  in different shades of green
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hunter 🪚🥩 @fleshatronach.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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green alien bunny floating in a sky with chunky stars     they are wearing a space suit + helmet
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hunter 🪚🥩 @fleshatronach.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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little green alien rabbit peeking over a cluster of grasses & dandelions
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hunter 🪚🥩 @fleshatronach.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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many doodles of a green alien bunny
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hunter 🪚🥩 @fleshatronach.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
pompom
pompompurin doodle
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>* ))))>< @3cupsoftea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨     BIG DOG ALERT 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
a picture of a massive black newfoundland dog sitting on a carpeted floor
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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Vinny ★ @vinqou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
endogeny
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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>* ))))>< @3cupsoftea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
終わった。
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>* ))))>< @3cupsoftea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
man i only got two more hours but i feel like i'm going to die
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bro showing plumage an doing elaborate dance aroun shorty feeding grounds
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
tracking my bros migratory patterns
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
takih notes about bro in my field journal titled bro
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>* ))))>< @3cupsoftea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wnat cigarette.........
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