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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 25/09/2026
Screenshot in case its deleted or blocked
@kalryssdal.bsky.social  says "I'm sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you're disqualified. It's not hard, people."
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 20/09/2026
Probably one of these - we only had a mac growing up and we weren't "allowed" to have "a nintendo" - Glider Pro was fun and the level editor was super enjoyable, but Escape Velocity was the first game I paid Real Money on (aka gave my mom some birthday money to borrow her credit card)
Loading screen for the Glider Pro by John Calhoun for Mac OS 8 (I think?) - featuring a long haired person holding a clock in bed with paper airplanes soaring overhead A battle scene for Escape Velocity for Mac, a space exploration game
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 05/09/2026
My brain when it comes to canon wow lore (yours is better and I substitute it in my brain archives)
A doodle of an upside down baby blood elf going "b"
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 04/08/2026
My ballot's been counted! Have you turned in yours yet King County pals? You need to drop it off at a ballot drop off by 8 pm tomorrow!
The King County August 2026 Primary Ballot status, showing that the Ballot had been received, signature verified, and ballot officially counted
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 01/08/2026
Serendipity
Two bluesky skeets back to back - Top is @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app saying "Burts. Tammys. Any derivative of Lou including Louise. You can trust them to point you to the nearest quality sandwich. Franks are surprisingly a toss up, but don't try to tell them that"

A follow up skeet by @secase.bsky.social with a panel from their webcomic of a stylized anthromophorized chihuahua guy named Frank saying "I was just lookn' at these pitchers[sic] of your mom, and dang!" 

An ironic juxtaposition
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 01/08/2026
Two bluesky skeets back to back - Top is @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app saying "Burts. Tammys. Any derivative of Lou including Louise. You can trust them to point you to the nearest quality sandwich. Franks are surprisingly a toss up, but don't try to tell them that"

A follow up skeet by @secase.bsky.social with a panel from their webcomic of a stylized anthromophorized chihuahua guy named Frank saying "I was just lookn' at these pitchers[sic] of your mom, and dang!" 

An ironic juxtaposition
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 29/07/2026
I hope you get your dream bottom system where you can also make coffee makitatools.com/products/det...
A model of the Makita DCM501 coffee maker that uses Makita batteries to brew coffee and is stylized like the rest of their power tools
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 13/07/2026
Roast Beef, a cat from the webcomic Achewood, wearing a polo shirt and talking to a character off screen, saying "Rockin' thighs dude!"
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 18/06/2026
Thalryssa to the Sunwell
A crudley drawn humanoid saying "you are safe now my sweet child" holding a slice of watermelon for a creature with many fingers and human feet, and it saying "i owe you my life"
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 15/06/2026
A meme image of an anonymous person wearing sunglasses driving a car, leaning on the driver seat window with a word bubble pointing upward (toward the person I'm replying to) - second image is a picture of a fast food employee holding a cup holder with two soft drinks looking wide-eyed and aghast at the anonymous person.
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 13/06/2026
I look forward to my futurisitic spy toilet letting me know what the -lingus word of the day is
An Achewood comic by Chris Onstead.  First panel has Teodore standing in front of a fancy contraption that is supposed to be a futuristic toilet, he says "Hey, you got one of those new Japanese toilets! What's it do?"  Second panel has Ray clicking on a screen that goes BEEP! and he replies "Well, other than the usual deal, it's got a compuer that improves you. Like, if you press this green button with the question mark on it, you get the Word of the Day".  Third panel is a close up of this toilet where a voice emanantes from what appears to be the poop hole that says "Oralingus. Noun. Means, kissing on the mouth".  Fourth panel has Teodore saying "That makes kissing sound twisted! THere's no need for that word." Raymond replies, "You're probably right. Here' I'll try to get a reasonable word" Raymond cllcks the screen again with a BEEP!. Fifth panel has the toilet saying "Oralingus. Noun. Means, Kissing on the Mouth." again. Sixth Panel has The Next Day as a header, with the toilet saying "Burritolingus. Noun. Means, eating a burrito with the mouth" and Raymond holding his face in his palm going "I am ... SO sorry ..." and Teodore glaring at Ray with his arms crossed with a displeased look.
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 01/06/2026
Weather nice enough that a Seattlite took of their shirt and blinded the camera
A crudely drawn stick figure of a skinny, pasty nerd guy vaporizing a stick figure girl with the glare reflected off of  his pale body. The onomatopoeia "Blinding Voip!" is written above
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 28/05/2026
At least the block/mute lists I use are fast, blocked before I could myself
@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social quote-replying to an antisemitic jerk with "Me when I am normal and just asking normal questions" - when you mouse over the jerk in question they are already blocked by me by the "Literal Nazis" blocklist and muted by "Antisemites" list
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 21/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that isn't Spinal Tap
A stylized drawing made to look like it was done on lined note paper of three high school rock band members singing "Jugga Jigga Wugga" - A banner that says "Battle of the Crappy High School Bands" is above and there is a crowd in front of the stage.
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 11/05/2026
There he isssssssss
Sumo wrestler Enho marching in wearing a red kesho mawashi with a beaver on it
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 21/04/2026
Wow! Technology has sure advanced! 🙄
A package of novelty "X-Ray Vision" toy glasses
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 22/03/2026
These shitstains will throw you under the bus for moral superiority. They will smugly watch you die. They are the same "You shouldn't have resisted" "Don't do anything suspicious" "Just comply" They want you to die.
User reichlinmelnick.bsky.social‬ quote-posts "I mean, okay! I take that deal. They won’t be masked up or anything, obviously, contrary to what I’ve seen some people suggest here. My guess is that with all the new recruits coming online they don’t know what to do with all of them and they’re the ones who will be detailed to do this." as a reply to user @atrupar posting "Trump: "On Monday, ICE will be going to airports to help our wonderful TSA Agents""
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 22/03/2026
This is exactly why all the "resist-lib" types are your enemy. They are perfectly fine with atrocities happening as long as its not in their backyards. They are more than happy to comply in advance. They will never be your ally in any cause. This country is diseased and it needs utter eradication.
A bluesky user asks "...how is kidnapping from airports better?" and milkweed.bsky.social replies "It's better because the kidnappers are at the airport not at your house." User milkweed.bsky.social with the bio "Resist-lib mom desperately trying not to give into anger, fear and hate"
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 15/03/2026
On one hand I don't have to hear Brann telling me to don't stand in those webs they'll summon nerubians, but now I'm worried it'll be more like this
wordless "yes honey" wojak meme format
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 14/03/2026
Hope you have a safe flight, and if you need a giggle, here's how my reply window to you looked like just now
Me trying to respond to Mistress Matisse's post, but the dialogue box tells me that the post I'm replying to was marked as being written in German, and whether or not I'd reply in German.
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 11/03/2026
Ah.
@ schizanon.bsky.social
Profile reads "Raised by a pack of feral barn cats  I like $BTC and Generative AI"
Labellers say "Muted by "Generative AI Created Text and Images" and "20+ Blocks in the last 24 hours"
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 10/03/2026
Birfday
A flourless chocolate cake with berries on top and meringue dollops surrounding it - a single pink candle is lit on the cake
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 21/02/2026
I could have sworn I've only done feral, but I forgot about the Triple Threat stuff
Your Mythic+ Spec Halo
You ran keys on 2 classes and 4 specs
305 runs as Feral druid, 8 runs as Resto druid, 9 runs as Bear druid, 39 runs as Havoc Demon Hunter
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 18/02/2026
This is interesting, I wonder how they take into account how people's monitors are configured if at all? (An artist would probably configure their monitor color balance a lot more precisely than a non-artist)
Think you can remember these colors?

Five swatches of colors

I scored 44.25 / 50  (This is a color matching game on https://dialed.gg/)
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 16/02/2026
Went lookin to block them and I guess they're not just antisemitic, they multiclass their bigotry
@bichonlady.bsky.social
User blocked by "Thinks Being Gay or Trans is a Punchline"
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 07/02/2026
It always comes down to this comic, doesn't it? Bluesky has been openly hostile to Black folks from day one with the CEO herself perpetuating anti-Black hate before bluesky opened its invites to all. Just because Rudy took the time to make his own walled invite-only garden doesn't make him a hack
webcomicname.com webcomic
Panel 1: A bunch of grey blobs tell 3 pink blobs "You do not fit in here"
Panel 2: The three pink blobs are inside an enclosed yellow square, smiling and saying "okay we will make our own place"
Panel 3: THe grey blobs from panel 1 glare at the three pink blobs saying "why are you excluding us" with the pink blobs going "oh no"
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 07/02/2026
A bottle of "Thick It" brand thickened water for dysphagia
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 05/02/2026
Different house, but "bidet" is an elegant elven barrel, small stonework fountain, and a small wooden stool so you can properly "sit" on it
A kitbashed "bidet" in wow housing
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 05/02/2026
Shadowforge Stone Chair, Earthen Storage Crate, Dual-Action Turbo Pro Lever (interactable!), Circular Woolen Rug (dyed black), and Peon Work Bucket clipped in for stink lines
A kit bashed toilet for a world of warcraft house
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 03/02/2026
redraw Katja like this (toward her food bowl?)
A panel of the Jojo's Bizzare Adventure comic where Dio Brando is walking menacingly, his back toward the viewer
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 28/01/2026
YoU rAiSe YoUr VoIcE I eRaSe YoUr VoIcE
meme image of a guy pointing at his own reflection in a mirror in a serious manner
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 27/01/2026
Reuploading with Alt-Text added:
12-13 Police officers in riot gear standing behind yellow tape guarding a side entrance to the Springhill SUites by Marriott where ICE is supposedly staying. Two pedestrians are walking in front of the yellow tape. In the third story window, at least two men in black t-shirts and shorts are visible in the window looking down at the sidewalk/camera.Original picture taken by laurajedeed.bsky.socialClose up of 2-3 men in black t-shirts and shorts watching the protestors from a side hotel window while filming from their phones. Original picture taken by laurajedeed.bsky.social
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 26/01/2026
This is Mal's size, right? ;P
A puffy jacket for a small dog or cat with the Seahawks logo on it
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 25/01/2026
The two modes of cat ownership
Two posts in a row - top post is from @mothy.bsky.social titled "Grips you" where they grip their calico cat's head like a bundle of spaghetti - the bottom post is from @buttart.bsky.social titled "Behold" of a close up of the face of a white and black persian cat sleeping on his back
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 17/01/2026
Its true, I can't ship this snail with anyone, how dare you
A ghostly snail from the webcomic "Phantomarine" by Claire Niebergall
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 18/12/2025
And in case he removes the nested quote/blocks me:
A skeet from user @karlbode.com that says: "although if you want to spend massive calories being extremely mad at every single application of half cooked language learning and automation technology in the decades to come I am obviously not in any position to stop you from following your passion"
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 11/12/2025
Bluesky is so fucking worthless it doesn't want me to use its app at all. I'm not in one of the age-restricted regions and yet it won't let me update my fucking birthday so I can shitpost on the shitter because Paul Frazee is too busy suckin his Nazi boss' transphobic cunt
Mobile Bluesky app login screen saying I have to provide my birthdate or logoutAn error code saying I don't have the authorization to set preferences (aka my birthdate) for the iOS bluesky app
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 04/11/2025
Happy Democracy Day, especially to Seattle residents! Did you know you can check if your dropped off/mailed in ballot was counted yet or not? Go to kce.wiki/BallotAlerts to find out!
Congratulations! Your ballot has been counted. Six checkboxes are checked: Ballot sent, Ballot delivered, Mailed back, Ballot received, Signature verification, Ballot Counted
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 31/10/2025
In case it gets removed:
Paul Frazee (@pfrazee.com) says "We really are anti torment nexus. You can't get rid of all the torment but, you know, you gotta put in some hours to fight it" while quoting a Bluesky post about "Threads on Bluesky should feel more liek conversations you'd have IRL, we're testing new systems to improve reply quality, see whats coming""
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 30/10/2025
Luv 2 see it
Indication that a quoted skeet has been deleted on bluesky
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 19/10/2025
Without a hint of irony
A post by a blocked individual that says "I want to be able to post original content and gain followers. I get great comments on comments I post to other people's feeds. How does one do this?" with 4 replies, one repost and one like.
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 14/10/2025
Hadn't used spotify since they started outright paying right wing blow hards for their dogshit podcasts, went ahead nad deleted it now. Its easy to transfer your playlists to other services, theres no reason to stay on this shit app.
A screenshot of the Close & Delete Data from Spotify window that says:
All done! Your account is now close so you won't be able to log in anymore. If you change your mind... We sent you a confirmation which includes  a link to reactivate your account. This link is only valid for 7 days. After those 7 days, your accoutn cannot be reactivated and the process to delete your data will be initiated.  You can create a new account. Note: If yo uwant to use the same email address, you need to wait 14 days.
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 10/10/2025
An MS Paint drawing of a gold medal that says "Infinite Patience for people having Bad Bagel Practices Award"
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 05/10/2025
Happy belated birthday
A crude MS Paint art of a forsaken rogue with a red mask wearing a colorful party hat and blowing a novelty whistle
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 26/09/2025
first you should take a picture like this
Close up of the painting Saturn Devouring His Son by Francisco de Goya
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 16/09/2025
This would be a hard call but for the giggle factor probably one of the proposed Seattle city flags
A sticker of one of the proposed Seattle city flags, two overlapping circles make a face that looks like a stylized orca face with two dots for eyes and a red mouth/teeth where the circles overlap
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 14/09/2025
Since she was quick with the block button here is the context:
sallyjenx.bsky.social 32 hours ago

One of the reasons I'm not familiar with his views is that I find they've been inaccurately or incompletely reported. When I do listen to him in full, he speaks with civility, and his full context has usually been lost. This disappoints me in my profession. That is what I'm saying.
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 11/09/2025
Ve'nari you sweet-talker, you.
A World of Warcraft dialogue box that says "Hopefully, I will be around to see it happen. I have a stasis pod with your name on it, should you have need of it."
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 02/09/2025
Kylo Ren yelling with the caption "MORE GAY" below
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 14/08/2025
Being 100% autistic about various boating knots and optimal sail materials and Jaina still going
Eric from Disney's the Little mermaid obnoxiously playing his flute into Ariel's face with her grimacing and thinking "ohhh I can't not fuck him"
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