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Shane Snoke

@1snoke.bsky.social
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Producer/Executive. Opinions are my own and do not represent the NFL, The Walt Disney Co, Miramax, or any other company.

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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 19h
🎵"Somebody left a cake out in the rain" 😕That's sad... 🎵"I don't think I can take it, because they worked so hard to bake it" 🤔That cake's getting ruined, bro, I'm pretty sure they'd want you to take it. 🎵"And I don't think I'll ever have that recipe again" 🤬WTF BRO? You didn't make that cake!
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not sure what's worse... that he said it, or that the people in the audience applauded. Ghastly.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got it in 3. No big deal, right? Except I did it in hard mode. And I used a starter with 3 repeating letters. I'll spot it to you in the thread. Wordle 1,931 3/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This carrot reminds me of... those Bezos rockets.
An unusually phallic carrot. God is funny sometimes.
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Kelly Carlin-McCall @kellycarlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 Zelda! I’m with you sister. Stop using our fathers as your bad joke AI-generated puppets. Shame. Shame. Shame.
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Ori-Warui -KNUCKLE JET out now on Steam! @oleivarrudi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if you like level based platformers, but want to play one that breaks all the rules of traditional platformers, while still being actually quite good, you should probably check out knuckle jet store.steampowered.com/app/3199470/...
store.steampowered.com
Save 10% on Knuckle Jet on Steam
What's this? An off-the-wall, riveting jetpunk nose-breaking ricochet action platformer, lovingly crafted by the oddballs behind the Teslagrad series!
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Putting this on my business cards.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Paging @hwatweekly.bsky.social
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have never watched a game with Watson on the field, and I never will. God willing he's gone after this season.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It me!
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This confirms my biases (that I am an old man yelling at clouds).
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Weird to be living in a time where I see a light coming at me in the dark, and I actually have to ask myself, is that a robot?
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 02/09/2026
This image.
An image of a man in a grey shirt, standing in a doorway, embracing another man in a red shirt, both man in a posture of grief. Affixed to one nearby wall is a calendar. On another, a sign that reads "blessed."

Below, a caption reads: "Carl Ruby, pastor of Springfield's Central Christian Church, comforts Pierre Ronal Bel after the death of his son, Pierre Damas Bel, 20, on Aug. 31, 2026, in Springfield, Ohio. (RNS photo/Carol Guzy)"
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bogus pretext stops are bad, no doubt about it. But driving behavior in LA is the worst it's ever been. On a scale of 1 (Autopia) to 10 (Mad Max), we're a 7 now. I see something insane happen on a daily basis. www.latimes.com/california/s...
latimes.com
Traffic deaths are on the rise. Why is the LAPD pulling over fewer drivers?
The number of Angelenos who die in traffic crashes now regularly outpaces those killed by homicide, but data shows vehicle stops by LAPD have plummeted since the pandemic.
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Jörg Hillebrand @gaghyogi49.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'll just leaves these moments from #StarTrekSNW's "Off-Hour" and #StarTrekVOY's "Threshold" here. This will be another cool (crazy) future double-feature on our #StarTrek nights. :-)
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you still have a Twitter account, today is a great day to delete it. Nothing you could possibly get out of that site is worth having your name associated with child pornography. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
arstechnica.com
Elon Musk’s xAI used child porn to train Grok models, lawsuit says
xAI accused of training Grok on real and AI-generated child pornography.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Apparently the #Browns are somehow completely unfamiliar with sports curses, even though they're living one. sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...
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The Browns, no strangers to embarrassment, reach a new low naming Deshaun Watson starting QB
Browns fans booed their starting quarterback in last week's preseason game.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Putting aside the Watson vs Sanders battle, can we all agree that Luke Floreia deserves a starting spot this season? #Browns
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Movie nerds: Ugh, another remake, Hollywood is out of ideas. Opera nerds: I'm so excited to see a 13th version of Carmen! What a great idea!
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A clue in the @nytimes.com Connections puzzle is not on the playable word list for Wordle. Feels like a crime might have been committed, reporting to the relevant authorities.
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Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The fundraising texts you delete are working on someone. It’s infuriating and heartbreaking. An 85yo in Ohio gave more than double the value of his home. A 91yo in an Indianapolis senior facility gave 25K times. The DCCC/DSCC don’t just tolerate the spammers who exploit seniors. They take part.
data4democracy.substack.com
Hook and Squeeze
How Democratic consultants, committees, and party leaders built a fundraising spam pipeline that funnels money from a captive pool of elderly donors into their own operations.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Seems legit.
Clipped screenshot from a hotel website showing the resort's rating. The number 4.3 appears next to a graphic that shows 2.5 stars.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I love this album. Loved it the first time I heard it. Put it on tonight and I still love it, still remember the words to all the songs. Cray is such a masterful storyteller, both with his songwriting and his vocals. open.spotify.com/album/6GlWoA...
open.spotify.com
Midnight Stroll - Album by The Robert Cray Band | Spotify
The Robert Cray Band · album · 1990 · 11 songs
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I can't tell if this is the most bleak Peanuts strip I've ever read, or the most metal:
Charlie Brown lies in a hospital bed with the green sheet pulled up to his chin.
Panel 1: "SO THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM..."
Panel 2: "I WONDER IF I'M DYING... I WONDER IF THEY'D TELL ME IF I WERE DYING..."
Panel 3: "I WONDER IF THEY'D TELL ME IF I'M NOT DYING... MAYBE I'M ALREADY DEAD..."
Panel 4: "I WONDER IF THEY'D TELL ME"
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My wife: "It's going to be 106 at the Courthouse, what the heck am I going to wear?" Me: "Do they make business bikinis?"
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My dumb idea for the day that no one asked for: Schools need money, LA needs affordable housing. Redevelop LAUSD campuses to be multistory mixed use w/the schools on the ground floor. You could design the school area to be inaccessible from the others. www.latimes.com/california/s...
latimes.com
LAUSD faces 'severe' signs of insolvency; county warns it could take control of budget
L.A. County education officials say union contracts LAUSD couldn't afford have pushed the district toward insolvency. They threaten to appoint an overseer who can block the school board's spending.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wordle in 3, themed words edition. (Spoiler in thread!)
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The two best parts of showing Highlander to your son for the first time are when he realizes all the songs are by Queen, and when you tell him the Kurgan is also Mr. Krabs.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The stories of streamers grossly misinterpreting data are legion. Data can be revelatory, but when viewed without the lenses of context and experience it's a trap. Javi nails it here.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Watching a vintage episode The Price Is Right. Bob Barker has decided that all the talent need to go by their middle names for this episode and Johnny "Leonard" Olson is not happy about it.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
OK, word nerds... not important at all but I get a chuckle out of it: If "hard mode" in Wordle is still too easy, you can go S Tier by using a throwaway, low percentage word as your first guess. I like to pull something random from the environment.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Spurs had it won and then somebody "found" a whole bunch of Knicks points in the middle of the night.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
So Donald Trump shows up and the Knicks lose. Then Taylor Swift shows up and the Knicks win. I rest my case.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is how memes are born.
Little white dog with cross eyes and a tongue sticking out. He's fluffy, but his paws are shaved so he looks like a cross between a Shih Tzu, a raccoon, and a lunatic.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Yes, a state that has traditionally leaned heavily Democrat rejecting the endorsed candidates of the worst Republican administration of all time is certainly suspicious. 🙄
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
RIP. A truly singular talent.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Shots fired by Yahoo's ad tech! #Browns #TheFactoryOfSadness
Screen cap from my Yahoo Sports App on my phone. The big story is about the Browns trading Kyle's Garrett to the Rams, accompanied by a typical photo of Garrett. The small banner ad just above the story says "Temu Clearance Sale"
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Wow. Well here's another thing filmmakers need to explicitly have banned in their contracts. Woof.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This is a platform I can get behind.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Forgot my glasses at work. Walking around Santa Monica after dark in my prescription sunglasses like I'm Jack Nicholson.
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Skydog Sanctuary @skydogsanctuary.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Pierce College Equestrian Center is now taking large animals that are being evacuated due to the #SandyFire. Please enter off of De Soto. Agoura Hills is still under evacuation warning for zone AGO-C304. Nearby zones should consider evacuating now to avoid delays.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I was a professional Victorian Christmas caroler. Costume and everything, in the musicians' union. #PlotTwistJobs
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I'd like to see them ticket ANY driver in L.A., let alone the robotaxis. Honestly @mayor.lacity.gov you could solve our budget troubles just by ticketing the people who make illegal left turns on Crescent Heights Boulevard. www.latimes.com/california/s...
latimes.com
Waymos, robotaxis can now be ticketed by California police. But how exactly?
Driverless cars haven't always obeyed the rules of the road but, unlike vehicles with humans behind the wheel, they've gotten away with it. That's about to change in California.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Comic book shop/board game cafe/retro movie theater/bourbon distillery. Yes, all in one place. YOU SAID I COULD LOSE MONEY ON IT!
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I am a straight dad, and I agree, that's effed up.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Here's a Gofundme that goes to her kids' college funds: gofund.me/db6e5f1d2
gofund.me
Donate to Honoring Laura's Legacy: College Support for Her Children, organized by People Who Love Laura
Laura and John DePablos built a beautiful life together, gene… People Who Love Laura needs your support for Honoring Laura's Legacy: College Support for Her Children
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
🧵 I want to tell you about my friend Laura. Laura is a hero. Many years ago, my wife and I enrolled in training courses to become eligible for foster adoption. We bonded with other people in the classes and stayed in touch. Several of us had successful foster adoption experiences. Laura loved...
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Reading about the degrading effect of AI use on our cognitive abilities and coming to the startling realization that "Spock's Brain", roundly considered the worst Star Trek: TOS episode, was actually prophetic.
media.tenor.com
a man in a blue scrub top stands in front of a wall with three buttons on it that say ' power '
Alt: a man in a blue scrub top stands in front of a wall with three buttons on it that say ' power '. This is a GIF of a scene from the Star Trek episode "Spock's Brain". The man is Doctor McCoy, and animated text shows his line "HIS BRAIN IS GONE!"
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
What's a good shipping address for @gailsimone.bsky.social ?
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Michael Ruocco @michaeljruocco.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The late great Bob McKnight's artwork is at risk of being seized and destroyed if something isn't done about it. His dearest friend and mentee Rob Griggs has set up a GoFundMe to help save his property, including his extensive art archives. Bob LOVED animation and it's history, help preserve it!
gofundme.com
Donate to Preserve Bob McKnight’s Incredible Art Legacy, organized by Robert Griggs
Hi, I’m Robert Griggs. I’ve worked in animation for over 30 years. You all… Robert Griggs needs your support for Preserve Bob McKnight’s Incredible Art Legacy
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