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Shane Snoke

@1snoke.bsky.social
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Producer/Executive. Opinions are my own and do not represent the NFL, The Walt Disney Co, Miramax, or any other company.

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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🎵"Somebody left a cake out in the rain" 😕That's sad... 🎵"I don't think I can take it, because they worked so hard to bake it" 🤔That cake's getting ruined, bro, I'm pretty sure they'd want you to take it. 🎵"And I don't think I'll ever have that recipe again" 🤬WTF BRO? You didn't make that cake!
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fine, I'm flying over to find out. OK, I have other business there but this just went to the top of the list.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm sure all the folks at the Naval base in San Diego are thrilled to hear it.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not sure what's worse... that he said it, or that the people in the audience applauded. Ghastly.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Go get 'em Jim!
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
First word: MUMMY
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got it in 3. No big deal, right? Except I did it in hard mode. And I used a starter with 3 repeating letters. I'll spot it to you in the thread. Wordle 1,931 3/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This carrot reminds me of... those Bezos rockets.
An unusually phallic carrot. God is funny sometimes.
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Kelly Carlin-McCall @kellycarlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 Zelda! I’m with you sister. Stop using our fathers as your bad joke AI-generated puppets. Shame. Shame. Shame.
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Ori-Warui -KNUCKLE JET out now on Steam! @oleivarrudi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if you like level based platformers, but want to play one that breaks all the rules of traditional platformers, while still being actually quite good, you should probably check out knuckle jet store.steampowered.com/app/3199470/...
store.steampowered.com
Save 10% on Knuckle Jet on Steam
What's this? An off-the-wall, riveting jetpunk nose-breaking ricochet action platformer, lovingly crafted by the oddballs behind the Teslagrad series!
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Putting this on my business cards.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Paging @hwatweekly.bsky.social
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have never watched a game with Watson on the field, and I never will. God willing he's gone after this season.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It me!
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This confirms my biases (that I am an old man yelling at clouds).
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Weird to be living in a time where I see a light coming at me in the dark, and I actually have to ask myself, is that a robot?
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spectacular. The walk through the tunnel is straight up Blair Witch business.
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 02/09/2026
This image.
An image of a man in a grey shirt, standing in a doorway, embracing another man in a red shirt, both man in a posture of grief. Affixed to one nearby wall is a calendar. On another, a sign that reads "blessed."

Below, a caption reads: "Carl Ruby, pastor of Springfield's Central Christian Church, comforts Pierre Ronal Bel after the death of his son, Pierre Damas Bel, 20, on Aug. 31, 2026, in Springfield, Ohio. (RNS photo/Carol Guzy)"
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bogus pretext stops are bad, no doubt about it. But driving behavior in LA is the worst it's ever been. On a scale of 1 (Autopia) to 10 (Mad Max), we're a 7 now. I see something insane happen on a daily basis. www.latimes.com/california/s...
latimes.com
Traffic deaths are on the rise. Why is the LAPD pulling over fewer drivers?
The number of Angelenos who die in traffic crashes now regularly outpaces those killed by homicide, but data shows vehicle stops by LAPD have plummeted since the pandemic.
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Jörg Hillebrand @gaghyogi49.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'll just leaves these moments from #StarTrekSNW's "Off-Hour" and #StarTrekVOY's "Threshold" here. This will be another cool (crazy) future double-feature on our #StarTrek nights. :-)
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you still have a Twitter account, today is a great day to delete it. Nothing you could possibly get out of that site is worth having your name associated with child pornography. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
arstechnica.com
Elon Musk’s xAI used child porn to train Grok models, lawsuit says
xAI accused of training Grok on real and AI-generated child pornography.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I can't use my 2 tickets for tonight, can you please give them to deserving film nerds?
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Apparently the #Browns are somehow completely unfamiliar with sports curses, even though they're living one. sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...
sports.yahoo.com
The Browns, no strangers to embarrassment, reach a new low naming Deshaun Watson starting QB
Browns fans booed their starting quarterback in last week's preseason game.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hey hey, happy Bensons birthday!!!
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Putting aside the Watson vs Sanders battle, can we all agree that Luke Floreia deserves a starting spot this season? #Browns
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Movie nerds: Ugh, another remake, Hollywood is out of ideas. Opera nerds: I'm so excited to see a 13th version of Carmen! What a great idea!
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Still got it in 3. Wordle 1,888 3/6* ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A clue in the @nytimes.com Connections puzzle is not on the playable word list for Wordle. Feels like a crime might have been committed, reporting to the relevant authorities.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I've always said the floor for "overnight success" is seven years.
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Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The fundraising texts you delete are working on someone. It’s infuriating and heartbreaking. An 85yo in Ohio gave more than double the value of his home. A 91yo in an Indianapolis senior facility gave 25K times. The DCCC/DSCC don’t just tolerate the spammers who exploit seniors. They take part.
data4democracy.substack.com
Hook and Squeeze
How Democratic consultants, committees, and party leaders built a fundraising spam pipeline that funnels money from a captive pool of elderly donors into their own operations.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Seems legit.
Clipped screenshot from a hotel website showing the resort's rating. The number 4.3 appears next to a graphic that shows 2.5 stars.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I love this album. Loved it the first time I heard it. Put it on tonight and I still love it, still remember the words to all the songs. Cray is such a masterful storyteller, both with his songwriting and his vocals. open.spotify.com/album/6GlWoA...
open.spotify.com
Midnight Stroll - Album by The Robert Cray Band | Spotify
The Robert Cray Band · album · 1990 · 11 songs
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I can't tell if this is the most bleak Peanuts strip I've ever read, or the most metal:
Charlie Brown lies in a hospital bed with the green sheet pulled up to his chin.
Panel 1: "SO THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM..."
Panel 2: "I WONDER IF I'M DYING... I WONDER IF THEY'D TELL ME IF I WERE DYING..."
Panel 3: "I WONDER IF THEY'D TELL ME IF I'M NOT DYING... MAYBE I'M ALREADY DEAD..."
Panel 4: "I WONDER IF THEY'D TELL ME"
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Our priest opened mass today by saying, "May the best team win. And that teams is Spain."
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Put me down for a pre-order!
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My wife: "It's going to be 106 at the Courthouse, what the heck am I going to wear?" Me: "Do they make business bikinis?"
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This fact alone should impress them: bsky.app/profile/1sno...
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
And I like how aggressive Mulcahy is with the sweeping camera moves. It borders on gimmicky, but it works.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They do a good job of telling the viewer to just go with it during the initial training sequence, in a way that doesn't feel like a cheat to me. Which only leaves the cognitive dissonance of a French dude playing a Scottish guy and a Scottish dude playing an Egyptian pretending to be Spanish.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just re-watched it a couple days ago, and I still unapologetically love it.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Too Soon Teddy Dimas
ALT: Too Soon Teddy Dimas
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My dumb idea for the day that no one asked for: Schools need money, LA needs affordable housing. Redevelop LAUSD campuses to be multistory mixed use w/the schools on the ground floor. You could design the school area to be inaccessible from the others. www.latimes.com/california/s...
latimes.com
LAUSD faces 'severe' signs of insolvency; county warns it could take control of budget
L.A. County education officials say union contracts LAUSD couldn't afford have pushed the district toward insolvency. They threaten to appoint an overseer who can block the school board's spending.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'd blame autocorrect but I typed it that way in the Alt Text, too.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I don't know if this happened because I overheard my wife working on a brief or what...
My Wordle puzzle: 
COURT
PLEAD
AMEND
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wordle in 3, themed words edition. (Spoiler in thread!)
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Clancy Brown as The Kurgan in the film Highlander. He's bald and tattooed with a nasty scar across his throat decorated by safety pins going through the skin.A color drawing of Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob. He's a crab. With a shirt and pants.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The two best parts of showing Highlander to your son for the first time are when he realizes all the songs are by Queen, and when you tell him the Kurgan is also Mr. Krabs.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Winner Champ
ALT: Winner Champ
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The stories of streamers grossly misinterpreting data are legion. Data can be revelatory, but when viewed without the lenses of context and experience it's a trap. Javi nails it here.
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Shane Snoke @1snoke.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Watching a vintage episode The Price Is Right. Bob Barker has decided that all the talent need to go by their middle names for this episode and Johnny "Leonard" Olson is not happy about it.
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