jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026the weather's so nice so i think i'll lay in bed watching movies all day 000
Reposted by jesRiver Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 24/09/2026New in our lost & found: —One (1) Tupperware container filled with pennies —Index card with a recipe for mashed potatoes, with the words "DO NOT MAKE. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO NATHAN, HE STILL GETS SEISURES" [sic] written at bottom —Eyeglass case, empty 716016
jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026are we tracking when streaming services started making commercials twice as loud and also GIVING THEMSELVES THE ABILITY TO UNMUTE THEMSELVES WHEN THEY START 010
jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026dropped a spoon on the ground, and apparently it's now gone forever??? 000
jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026but fr i turned off all my notifications on my phone except calls and it's lifechanging 010
jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i love when an employee is hungover when i'm shopping because then they don't talk to me 000
Reposted by jesAutotuned @autotuned.bsky.social · 20/05/2025The first donut is just the appetizer donut! 35220
Reposted by jesAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i used to think but i’m trying real hard to stop 518167
jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026i broke my phone 1 month ago and I HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANOTHER ONE I LOVE IT #NoPhoneZone 011
jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026folks underestimate how important it is to space out into the zone 000
jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026so we are mad at data centers for water consumption but not golf courses? 011
jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026also why i moved here so i can just jump in a slot canyon or the colorado river. im tryna feel wet on MY terms 010
jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026this is why i moved to the desert 11 years ago and never left. i’ve only gotten 1.5” of rain the last 7 mos and i love it 😬 110
jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026any memorable assignments y’all had in a creative writing seminar that you still think about? #creativewriting 010
Reposted by jesOmfg It’s Bunsz ! @copaceticbunsz.com · 24/07/2026You scared to REALLY be yourself out loud or you a Big Dawg ? 041
jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026found this giant hairy desert scorpion wrangling a beetle next to my front door 🦂 130
Reposted by jesThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026In an abusive relationship with perceivable reality. 33511
jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 23/07/202610am and 103°f/40°c. now just gotta survive this heat wave til monday. loving the mojave is painful 000
jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026when i was a kid i thought the coyotes i heard in the woods were just “teenagers underage drinking at a bonfire party” 020
jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 10/07/2026it’s nuts seeing a truck with a bigger lift on it than mine #usa 000
jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026i know these people are my people cuz they smoke cigarettes while pumping propane 020
jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026god i did this one blacked out at karaoke to my ex 🥴 still a good jam though 100
jes @1sjes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026i love living in america because i literally ran out of a prescription last week, and today my health insurance wouldn’t cover it because i was trying to refill it “too soon” 100